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@HeManParody

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Eternos Katılım Haziran 2026
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Adam@HeManParody·
@Jassmini2 Depends on the foreplay time
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@McDonalds So the meat on your burgers is racoon? Makes sense.
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McDonald's@McDonalds·
what do u think of my souvenir?
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@SantaDecides I use Brut force after diplomacy fails
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Santa Decides@SantaDecides·
WHAT MARTIAL ARTS HAVE YOU TRAINED!? I currently do Muay Thai, BJJ, Kali/Silat, and a few others. If you are one of my followers and ever find yourself in Oklahoma and would like to spar/roll I would be honored!
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LongHorn Steakhouse
LongHorn Steakhouse@LongHornSteaks·
@REMASCULATE We apologize for this. It wasn’t intentional, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that it happened. This was quickly corrected, and our team has taken steps to ensure it will not happen again.
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Patton@GeneralPatton83·
Who doesn't love fresh vag? 😂
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Your Cousin From Texas
Your Cousin From Texas@CousinBenFromTX·
I've been on this app for what feels like a long time and Taco Tuesday still trends literally every Tuesday. America baby.
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@SantaDecides I sure would like more followers. I tend to follow back.
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Santa Decides@SantaDecides·
Now we can actually see the people we follow, cool
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If you celebrate death of a politician because they have an opposing view, you are a bad person and need help.
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lily
lily@vxylily·
This will expose you
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@vxylily On Eternos, we don't have currency as you do here on Earth.
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Shana@cynicallycute·
I totally forgot to post last week's Crumbl! I got the Biscoff Skillet Cookie and the Strawberry Ice Cream Bar Cookie!
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greg@greg16676935420·
What’s the comfiest pillow out there?
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@Copycat_Dad Wait a tick. She looks like an Eternos Royal Citizen.
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Adam@HeManParody·
@Copycat_Dad The dish you prepared for my visit was amazing my friend. Good times.
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Adam@HeManParody·
@lecternleader Sir, I don't mind being treated like a piece of meat by women.
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@SantaDecides You have a Zelle or Venmo or the one Satan uses?
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Santa Decides@SantaDecides·
Well, not gonna have AC for a while. Car AC repair is $4,000. Car repair costs are on the naughty list! 😂
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