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Atmanirbhar Batman
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Learner, Thinker, Techie, Devil's Jester (in that order). Drafts plans to conquer the world in his free time
Gautampura Katılım Ağustos 2013
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@hharsha43 @ShwetaSoni2510 @IndianOilcl There are many such people whose gas cylinders are being sold in the black market. Fake invoices are being generated and cylinders siphoned off to others.
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@ShwetaSoni2510 @IndianOilcl Chottey chottey desho mein aise kabhi nahi hota hein. may be these guys have done the stunt with wrong person at least, mam you are well educated & can write on X, take it to public,but what about those people who don't use X ,uneducated nor know anything #newscam by @IndianOilcl
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Booked LPG refill on March 6.
Invoice generated on March 7.
After that, complete silence for 3 weeks.
No delivery.
No call.
No attempt.
Then on March 28, @IndianOilcl suddenly starts marking:
“Door Closed.”
Not once. Repeatedly.
And then cancels the order as “Returned Thrice.”
Three attempts? You didn’t even show up once.
I have CCTV footage proving no delivery was ever attempted.
And frankly, I don’t care how much is being donated to PM CARES funds by you people, but
basic accountability to customers is clearly missing.
This is not incompetence.
This is lying on record.
@IndaneUpdates @PetroleumMin
Explain this.


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@bhatnaturally How did they call you? Do you hand out your number to every petrol pump that you visit?
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@RajeshwariRW Any govt that even thinks about bringing such amendments will be immediately thrown out by the all-powerful all-corrupt babu machinery. And the opposition will be quick to take advantage and grab power with promises to revoke it. Same is the case for reservations.
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India can fix most of its bureaucratic problems if the government implements just three laws:
1. No guaranteed salary or lifetime job security for government employees until their assigned work is completed.
2. Immediate termination of any government employee if they are caught engaging in corruption.
3. Time-bound public services, if a government employee fails to complete a citizen’s work within the fixed deadline, a penalty should be deducted from their salary.
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@PRAVESHPARAS @Saurabh_MLAgk With any slight disruption, these black marketeers are the first to arrive at the scene. All essential goods are their hostage. While my gas agency says that no cylinders are available, they are supplying domestic cylinders to local restaurants. We're a nation of corrupt people.
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We are having an old age home at 482 ,Vill: Asola Mehrauli. It is being run for the last 26 years. No donations, gift or any kind of private and govt is accepted. Around 42 persons, above the age 85 years live here. Everything is free from breakfast to lunch to dinner. Free medical and clothing. We booked two LPG cylinders on 3rd March with Bharat Gas Ltd, Shyam ji enterprises consumer no 69263233 in the name of Rakesh jain trustee. Another in the one resident of old age home ( GHARONDA). Till date we have not received it. There was no gas available so we gave them bread and fruits. Agent doing black marketing are asking 3200 rupees. I have asked my manager at old age home to wait till tomorrow or else buy from open market. Though this will be the last thing I will like to do in my life. @DILIPtheCHERIAN @iamnarendranath @bainjal @rohini_sgh @JournoAshutosh @NidhiKNDTV @maryashakil @sakshijoshii @BPCLimited @BPCLLPG @PMOIndia @HardeepSPuri
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@aakashgupta Thanks to generative AI, everybody is an expert on everything these days. 🤦🏻
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Your visual cortex burns 44% of your brain's energy budget. Turning off the lights in the shower is the fastest way to slash that load to near zero.
Your brain is 2% of your body weight but burns 20% of your total energy. Visual processing alone eats almost half of that. Every photon hitting your retina triggers a cascade of neural signaling that demands oxygen, glucose, and ATP at rates higher than almost any other cognitive function.
When you kill the lights, you're removing the single largest energy load on your cortex. That freed-up metabolic capacity gets reallocated.
This is where it gets interesting. A 2022 study from the Laureate Institute for Brain Research measured what happens when you strip sensory input from anxious patients. High-frequency heart rate variability, the gold standard marker of parasympathetic activation, increased significantly compared to controls. Blood pressure dropped. Breathing rate fell. The nervous system shifted from sympathetic dominance to parasympathetic mode within minutes.
The warm water adds a second mechanism. Core body temperature rises during the shower. When you step out, temperature drops rapidly. That cooling signal triggers melatonin production and primes the circadian system for sleep. Layer darkness on top: no photons suppressing melatonin through the retinal ganglion cells, no blue-light signaling to the suprachiasmatic nucleus that it's still daytime.
The shower is doing three things simultaneously. Reducing cortical energy demand by eliminating visual input. Activating the parasympathetic nervous system through sensory reduction. Triggering thermoregulatory sleep signaling through the heat-then-cool cycle.
A $0 float tank that takes 10 minutes.
GRITCULT@GRITCULT
Take a shower in the dark.
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@shantplace The Russo Brothers decided to keep his last words "I am Iron Man".
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YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TONY’S DEATH 🚨
- After snapping in Endgame, Tony was dying.
- Peter tried very hard to talk to him.
- Tony did not respond to Peter at all.
- Tony and Peter shared a father–son-like relationship.
- Peter really wanted to talk to him, but Tony still said nothing.
- The first person to reach Tony after the snap was his friend Rhodey.
- Tony did not respond to Rhodey either.
- After that, Peter came there.
- He kept trying to call out to Tony.
- Tony still gave no response.
- It was not that Tony didn’t want to respond to Peter.
- Tony knew that his time had come.
- He wanted to save his last words for his wife, Pepper.
- At that moment, Tony was not even in a condition to talk to anyone.
- That is why he was waiting for Pepper.

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@AKRamanIndia @localteaparty @_PVRCinemas The worst are the ones who have watched it before and now keep ruining every surprise, grand entry, emotional scene, etc. by providing a running commentary to their fellow ret@rds.
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@localteaparty @_PVRCinemas Agree! Moronic. If there are people who come just to eat low quality food and not for movies - no point in going to theaters. Happened to us today at Dhurandhar 2 (PVR chennai).
you also need to deal with zero civic sense rascals who keep talking during the movie.
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What in the absolute Third World nonsense is this 'seat delivery of snacks' during a movie by @_PVRCinemas ?
In the middle of a wonderful scene
'SEAT NUMBER B3, B4?? B3 B4? SIR CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THIS TO B3? PLEASE BE CAREFUL IT'S HOT'
And so now seven people's movie watching experience is interrupted and they have to play passing the parcel all because Seat number B3 wanted hot coffee and full plate chaat and couldn't wait to collect it himself.
Please stop this nonsense. Increase the interval duration if you must. Or Just open up more counters, geese.
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@HardeepSPuri Sir, woh sab to theek hai, yeh bataiye ki gas cylinder kab deliver hoga? 🤔 #Indane
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International crude prices have gone through the roof in the last 1 month from around 70 dollars/barrel to around 122 dollars/barrel. Consequently, petrol and diesel prices for consumers have gone up all over the world. Prices have increased by around 30%-50% in South East Asian countries, 30% in North American countries, 20% in Europe and 50% in African countries.
The Modi Government had two choices- either increase prices drastically for citizens of Bharat as all other nations have done or bear the brunt on its finances so that Indian citizen is insulated from international volatility.
Hon’ble Prime Minister @narendramodi Ji, in keeping with his Government’s commitment of last 4 years since the conflict in Russia-Ukraine started, decided to take a hit on its own finances again to safeguard the Indian citizen.
Government has taken a huge hit on it taxation revenues to ensure very high losses of oil companies (approximately 24 Rs/litre for petrol and 30 Rs/litre for diesel) at this time of sky high international prices are reduced. At the same time, export tax has been levied as international prices of petrol and diesel have skyrocketed and any refinery exporting to foreign nations will have to pay export tax. My gratitude to Hon’ble PM Narendra Modi Ji and Hon’ble FM @nsitharaman Ji for this very timely, bold and visionary decision!
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@IndianOilcl Cylinder booked on 24th March in Bangalore city. Gas Agency says it will take 11 more days to deliver the cylinder. Why is @HardeepSPuri @IndianOilcl claiming that everything is normal and there is no supply issue? @narendramodi
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We are with you, ensuring essentials reach every home.
With vigilant monitoring, inspections, and coordinated enforcement actions, authorities are working to maintain the smooth supply of essential commodities and protect consumer interests.
#EnergyofIndia #AlwaysOnDuty #Indane #IndianOil #LPG #DoNotPanic #NationFirst #LPGSupply #EnergyAccess
@HardeepSPuri @PetroleumMin @Secretary_MoPNG @neerajmittalias @ChairmanIOCL @sahneyas

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@lukOlejnik @Rocket_Goblin2 Yet, you tried to sensationalize your post by trying to show this as a major risk event, overplaying the "antimatter destroys everything it touches" point. It took another learned gentleman to call out your BS, and then you turned all preachy!
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@Rocket_Goblin2 I do not claim that it's risky or hazardous. It's not. Rather: I claim that this is an impressive technical feat! This is amazing. Ps. I actually did work at CERN and kind of know all this in some more-than-trivial ways ;)
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A truck carrying antiprotons will drive across Europe. A team at CERN just transported antimatter across the laboratory's campus in a truck. Literally. 92 antiprotons packed into a portable trap weighing one tonne. As everyone knows, antimatter annihilates on contact with ordinary matter - which is basically everything. The final destination is Germany: Heinrich Heine University in Düsseldorf. An extraordinary delivery in the history of road transport. home.cern/news/press-rel…

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#KavyaMaran brutally trolled for buying a Pakistani player. Equating it to funding the "De@th of Indians".
#Dhurandhar #Dhurandhar2 makers paying millions to Pakistani singers, are desh premis. Right wing embraces the movie since it praises the current govt. Nice!


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When @dhruv_rathee made a video stating people can be confused with 80% facts mixed with 20% fiction and believe everything in #Dhurandhar is true, I thought itna ch*tiya koi kaise ho sakta hai?
Phir main aise kuch chutiyon se mila.. #Dhurandhar2 #Dhurandhar2TheRevenge
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@VisionaryVoid Where's the helmet-mounted GoPro when you need one!
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The Paraglider Sucked 32,000 Feet Up Into a Thunderstorm.
In February 2007, German paraglider Ewa Wiśnierska was participating in a training flight for the World Paragliding Championships in New South Wales, Australia. Despite warnings of severe weather, she and several other pilots decided to fly, believing they could maneuver around the developing storm clouds.
However, a massive cumulonimbus cloud rapidly expanded and created an incredibly powerful updraft. Caught in the violent thermal column, Wiśnierska was physically sucked straight up into the pitch-black center of the thunderstorm at a terrifying speed of 65 feet per second.
Within 15 minutes, the storm had dragged her to an altitude of 32,600 feet, higher than the cruising altitude of a commercial airliner. She was relentlessly pelted by hailstones the size of oranges, struck by nearby lightning, and fully exposed to temperatures plunging to minus 58°F (-50°C).
At that extreme altitude, the severe lack of oxygen caused her to pass out for nearly an hour. Medical experts later concluded that losing consciousness actually saved her life, as her heart rate slowed drastically and placed her body in a state of deep hibernation, preserving her vital organs.
The frozen paraglider eventually began a rapid, uncontrolled descent, thawing just enough to regain consciousness at 1,500 feet. Covered in severe frostbite, she somehow managed to safely steer her parachute to a landing on a nearby farm, surviving an atmospheric journey that no human being had ever lived through before.


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@shrav_10 How else do you think Bangladeshis, Rohingyas and even Pakistanis are getting Aadhar, Voter ID, etc? Only because some low level scum of the bureaucratic apparatus sold his soul for a few hundred rupees.
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@1spacerecorder Jisko @deepikapadukone nahin sudhaar paayi, woh tumhari kya sunega? 😀 Kyun @RanveerOfficial ?
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After Dhurandhar I request Ranveer bhai please for god sake don't do this kind of chappri style in public, in the public image you are more mature,respected, intense and a world class actor now.
This "chapri-style" image doesn’t match the level you have reached today. bro you don’t need to try hard to grab attention anymore. thanks
@RanveerOfficial

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@RohitRainaRR @radhika_bajaj She immediately goes and checks his ID card in the pouch. So, no, the entire premise of your post is incorrect.


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@radhika_bajaj Her first thought is what? Knph is brainless masala but maybe watch a movie before writing an essay on it?
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In Dhurandhar, identity is everything, one wrong move and you're dead. Meanwhile, in Kaho Naa... Pyaar Hai, Sonia sees a guy in New Zealand who looks exactly like her dead boyfriend Rohit - same face, same height, same dancing skills - and her first thought is "Oh, what a coincidence," instead of wondering if he’s a twin or a ghost.
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@venture42069 @NelsonJunioElon @Mr_Husky1 Or he was just holding them for ransom to reinstate his social security benefits.
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@NelsonJunioElon @Mr_Husky1 Some raccoons have learned that if they steal phones people will give them food to get their phones back, this guy must have heard about it from one of his cousins and tried to pull off the same hustle
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Police in Central Park thought they were hunting down a skilled pickpocket after multiple visitors reported their phones mysteriously disappearing without anyone noticing a thing.
But while officers were questioning people in the park, a raccoon suddenly ran up, grabbed a phone, and exposed itself as the real thief. After chasing it through the trees, police found a hidden stash of stolen phones tucked away in a raccoon’s hiding spot.
They later announced that anyone missing a phone in Central Park could check with the station to claim it.

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@SteveW928 @SteveWps The same dudes who fly private jets to attend climate change conferences in the Alps?
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@SteveWps It's actually your friendly helpful government mandating they do so. Part of waste-reduction initiatives.
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British Columbia is perhaps the most unserious retarded place in the world.
Spent $76 on takeout and they asked me if I want to buy a bag for $2.
I ask the lady at the take out counter what do you mean? Like are you just going to load this up on my arms?
And they expect a 25% tip when I can't even get a bag.

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@JonnyThePhoenix @Uaimoraix @KatieMiller Why not have a mechanism to capture lightning for charging batteries that can then provide usable calibrated power?
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Power is energy per unit of time. What we need is energy. high power is great, but if it goes for 1 second, it doesn't give us as much as you may think.
So many people confuse power (mostly given in Watts) and energy (many units used, but Joules, Calories or Watt-hours are among the common). Power and energy are not the same unit. Don't confuse the two.
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The entire world’s electricity consumption is roughly 3–4 terawatts.
1 petawatt = 250–330 times all the electricity humanity uses at any moment.
A single lightning bolt is in the terawatt range. About 1,000 simultaneous bolts is needed to hit 1 petawatt.
This is world changing project.
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital
🚨 NEW: Elon Musk shows his vision for how to reach a petawatt of power: Electromagnetic Mass Drivers on the Moon. Whoa.
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