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So I made a little store. Thanks to @stickermitch for the awesome logo. He is the man. Go give him a follow! teespring.com/stores/hebrewl…

@RealToddKalas @blummer27 @SpaceCityHN would y’all like me to send y’all some pocket sized schedules?

When choosing between H-E-B Brisket Queso and Salsa, rely on old friends to help you decide. Happy opening day, @astros! ⚾️

@Mawlerz I lived

@HebrewLantern HUH

I lived bitch

What channel is Netflix?

The Blue Jays are giving away a “Born Ready” bobblehead of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on May 25, per @BlueJayHunter

Bomberman 64 de Nintedo 64 foi recompilado e ganha versão NATIVA de PC, sem emulação! O projeto usa o N64: Recompiled para recompilar estaticamente o Bomberman 64 em uma versão nativa com diversos novos recursos, melhorias e amplo suporte a mods. Te ensino como jogar, segue o fio...

You may have missed or been befuddled by the announcement that Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball, but you simply weren’t considering the potential brand activations. You know, like a Heart of the Hide Baja Blast glove:

health insurance is a fucking scam

HUGE: Scott Snyder confirmed the Absolute Universe has NO end in sight, and he and Nick Dragotta have now planned for at least 50 issues of Absolute Batman.

The Marlins' new "Machete" menu item is served in a custom carrying case 😳 This TWO-FOOT homemade flour tortilla is griddled on the flat top with melted mozzarella and Oaxaca cheeses, house-marinated carne asada, smoky guajillo pepper sauce, salsa verde and cilantro 👀 (via @LevyRestaurants)

Serebii Update: Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness is now available to play on the Nintendo Classics: Nintendo Gamecube app on Nintendo Switch 2 serebii.net

So that's an app that's being promoted by the clout goblin account and at least 5 Pokémon Pokopia exclusive sites that I have been made aware of, all having just scraped from Serebii My 200 hours work just being used and in the case of the app, being used to profit. Disgusting.

Michael B. after Jonathan Majors lost his career and Sinners

Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

How that one Pokemon TCG World Championship drama was like

I’ll say it, since others can’t. Houston’s organizer sent out a memo saying that Poké Pad POR would be legal for the tournament, which contradicts TPCi’s legality rules. Staff was allowed to confirm that Poké Pad POR was legal for play if asked, but not allowed to disclose the reason why. This obviously didn’t sit well with TPCi and now the organizer is asking staff to delete all social media posts and blaming them for talking about it at all, even though they were initially permitted to. As it stands currently, unless TPCi makes an official announcement permitting the card, if it’s allowed to be played at Houston, it is in direct violation of TPCi’s wishes.

@DigitalEclipse no online co-op though?

Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch combines incredible stylized character renderings and badass catchphrases in a side-scrolling, tag-team, beat-’em-up. Our heroes embark on an epic adventure from their humble, suburban New Jersey roots to the gates of hell itself.