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All horizons will fall beneath the shadow of the Stars and Stripes.

Restorationist Right Katılım Eylül 2022
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Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
I am a Son of this Nation. I need no greater argument than that I don't like and don't want some change to occur to my nation. I don't need pie charts and bar graphs. I don't need data. I don't need science. I don't care about being a "taxpayer".
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Matt Wallace
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
The President almost just got assassinated and members of the media are using the opportunity to steal bottles of wine. You don’t hate them enough!
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Hedonism Bot
Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
One button says, "You get to live," while the other says, "Whether you live depends on enough people voting the right way in a hypothetical ethical dilemma they might not fully understand, but those same people will think you’re a good person if you push it."
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Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
@mtracey What has driven these seemingly mild-mannered people to become such unhinged lunatics? Is it just Trump? Can the answer be so simple as that? I don't think it's just Trump. I think they sense a deeper problem with their worldview.
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Michael Tracey
Michael Tracey@mtracey·
And yes he ultimately wanted to fight me over Epstein shit, I would’ve fought him if security didn’t intervene
Michael Tracey@mtracey

Jim @Acosta threatened to fight me tonight at the Substack party

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Sólionath
Sólionath@Anarseldain·
Sometimes, the hors d’oeuvres are to die for.
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Hedonism Bot
Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
No. You just push the red button like any creature with a modicum of common sense would do.
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Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
@PubWanghaf how I look at my much younger, trophy wife who bore me a late in life son who is both super tall and the spitting image of me as a young man
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Pub
Pub@PubWanghaf·
“Are you enjoying the show? Refill your wine. You’ll love this next part”
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☸️🌿sardine thief
☸️🌿sardine thief@mojishakenbake·
i can feel "foid" becoming this generation's "chick," it's basically impossible for any word that refers to women to stay purely negative for very long w/o taking on neutral/positive senses bc foids are very lovable
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Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
@gayguycandleco women are allowed and even supposed to be emotional. seeing her crying should remind you about why she might be upset, and thence reminded, redouble your efforts that more crying widows aren't created
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One Proud Bavarian
One Proud Bavarian@ProudBavaria·
Vice-signalling becoming a widespread phenomenon made these thought experiment discussions a lot less fun. They don't even try to make a case anymore. They just look at you like this and expect you to agree that they are super smart and deserve to think only of themselves.
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Tim Urban@waitbutwhy

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

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bird
bird@oliveegger·
I want a dystopian novel about the aftermath of a red victory. Characters navigating an “every man for himself” society, maybe the main character is someone who virtue signaled blue but chose red in the end
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Hedonism Bot@HedonismBot17·
The answer is to push the red button and never think about it again
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NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭
NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭@tanpukunokami·
America, quick question. You take a sweet potato. You boil it. You mash it. You cover it with marshmallows. You bake it. And you serve it as a side dish at Thanksgiving. Every year. Wait, what?
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just matt
just matt@questionableway·
someone still voting red with this knowledge either believes that the blues are uniformly liars who will defect at the ballot box (a fairly implausible belief), or else simply does not care that billions will die
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just matt
just matt@questionableway·
last thing i’ll say about the button is that it’s pretty strange how few red voters change their position upon learning there is a substantial contingent of blue voters
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