Augustus von Heimlich

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Augustus von Heimlich

@HeimlichVon

Legal advisor to the Arizona Outlaws and LSG. ISFL law commentator. I laugh at tankies and vatniks. Big hands, even bigger results!

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Augustus von Heimlich
Augustus von Heimlich@HeimlichVon·
The league must give more power to individual #ISFL players! Do not allow yourselves to be bullied by those in high positions! Remember, you have an ally who is not afraid to throw punches (with incredible force I might add). That ally is Augustus von Heimlich. Lawyer for YOU
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Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden·
Almost seven years clean and sober. Not a victory lap. Just a fact. To anyone in the fight right now: it gets quieter. Not easier. Quieter. In the quiet, you find out who you actually are. That’s the part they can’t take from you.
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科尔顿@cocotraplord·
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Pope Leo XIV
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex·
As evidenced by the unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity, we are truly experiencing an eclipse of the sense of what it means to be human. It is imperative to recover an understanding of the true meaning and grandeur of humanity as intended by God. It is in this sense that the challenge we currently face is not technological, but anthropological, and it is my hope that the Encyclical Letter to be published within a few days will contribute to answering this challenge.
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Lost Internet
Lost Internet@LostMemeArchive·
In 2009, America stopped to watch a silver balloon because people thought a 6-year-old boy was trapped inside. The balloon landed empty. The boy was later found hiding at home, and the whole thing became one of the strangest live TV hoaxes.
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(((Staunch)))
(((Staunch)))@Stauncho·
@CeilingFly @ChrisO_wiki @yechielleiter @IsraeliPM @gidonsaar A) Israel has offered to pass humanitarian goods to Gaza if the flotilla docks in Israel for inspection to make sure there is no contraband. B) There is no question that there is a conflict between Israel and Gaza and preventing contraband is self defense.
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Ambassador Yechiel (Michael) Leiter
Ambassador Yechiel (Michael) Leiter@yechielleiter·
As @IsraeliPM Netanyahu and FM @gidonsaar have made clear, Itamar Ben Gvir’s reckless grandstanding is not representative of government policy. I am Israel’s top diplomat in the U.S., at the heart of our most important alliance. Ben Gvir’s antics take a sledgehammer to our diplomatic efforts while Israel’s enemies gleefully jump on every unfortunate nonsense to discredit and demonize. The provocateurs of the Flotilla charade were properly detained in accordance with international law and will be deported to their home countries. End of story.
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More Perfect Union
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS·
Minnesota has just become the first state to ban prediction markets. Gov. Tim Walz has signed a bill that makes operating or advertising prediction markets a felony. This sets a major precedent for those seeking to regulate or ban Polymarket, Kalshi, and other sites.
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Allie K. Miller
Allie K. Miller@alliekmiller·
One of the loudest applauses in the entire Google keynote: Nishtha put on the new Gentle Monster + Gemini glasses, tapped the side to summon Gemini, and ALL in one prompt said “take a photo and put a cartoon blimp in the sky that says Google IO 2026” and within seconds, the preview of the edited photo from nano banana appeared on her watch. I want to spend less time on screens. AI really is coming everywhere. And so much is driven by voice AI as the interaction mode. #Google
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T*nner
T*nner@mulhlland_drive·
You like actually had to be there
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seanbear@SeanBear444·
@EvenMorePaxton If it truly was an accident, Eddie Routh would not have been convicted of capital murder (double homicide of Kyle & his friend). Routh was also on drugs + alcohol and suffered from numerous neurological and PTSD-induced conditions. Have some respect for Kyle bro. He was murdered.
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Phillips P. OBrien
Phillips P. OBrien@PhillipsPOBrien·
This is both funny and horrifying. Xi spoke openly of the US being in decline, right to Trump’s face. But Trump did not understand it and spent his time praising Xi who had just demeaned US power. Now Trump is contorting himself to cover his ignorance.
The White House@WhiteHouse

"When President Xi very elegantly referred to the United States as perhaps being a declining nation, he was referring to the tremendous damage we suffered during the four years of Sleepy Joe Biden... But now, the United States is the hottest Nation anywhere in the world" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

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St. Wilding Gyres@wilding_gyres·
This is the most artfully constructed and well-planned humiliation I have ever seen.
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@jerseyh0mo Agreed, but I am also concerned about what food is being fed. If the food options are bad, then parents will likely still be making lunches. Free school food must = healthy food choices.
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