tommy hellfigure
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tommy hellfigure
@HellfigureT
I’ve been involved in things that you may have heard about from time to time.
Katılım Mart 2022
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I cannot….
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Numerous flat-earthers and conspiracy theorists are now claiming that the new NASA space mission, carrying four astronauts around the Moon is fake. Following the launch of Artemis II yesterday, they are calling the entire mission a Hollywood lie meant to deceive the world and the American people.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl 👀 I’m afraid to watch the cockpit video. I’ll bet my toes would be curled the entire time.
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Holy shit.
6:15:977 around the Nordschlief is a fucking heater of a lap.
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Jim Farley@jimfarley98
6:15:977! That’s the new lap time set by the @Ford GT Mk IV at the iconic @nuerburgring. This makes the Ford GT Mk IV the fastest American car ever to lap the Nürburgring, the fastest car exclusively powered by an internal combustion engine around the Ring, and the 3rd fastest overall car of any type to ever lap the "Green Hell" Congratulations to Frédéric Vervisch for the incredible driving and the entire @FordRacing and @Multimatic teams for this accomplishment! But this isn't just about lap times… @ford and @fordracing are committed to pushing boundaries, always learning, and continually innovating and evolving to make the best products for our customers and fans.
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@CyborgPeds Don’t they have a flag claiming their part of the moon? No? Our moon!
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I guess I’ll just say it’s definitely not your moon.
🇨🇦Shapeshifter 🇨🇦🇮🇳@generalthemoon
Americans shoudnt have access to the internet If they tweet stupid stuff like “our moon”
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@BrandonDonkey2 After work on night shift we’d watch hot wheels races and bet loose change on the various heats. I suggested that it was pathetic that grown men filmed themselves racing their hot wheels cars in their man caves. My old man said “you’ve never been married”.
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@OrdnancePackard @shoveitjack Godzilla has a mother too and Japan has Circle Ks.
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@shoveitjack Man I hope so. Because if true, I'm going to be bigger than Godzilla.
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Oh yeah, for my new Japanese friends following me. I'm going to apologize now, but I am very disrespectful to willfully stupid people and I enjoy highlighting their foolishness for everyone to see.
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@thestinkeye @airport_girl I’m not a pilot but I don’t think you should be out there taking photos, man.
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Let’s see your ‘look down’ captures!
SıLэПТxGuЯu@realSiLeNTxGuRu
Let’s see your “look down” captures! QP or Share yours
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@justice_Tyr22 There are people that recommission those. LS swap, modern interior, etc.
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Wait, did we send a Canadian up on the space crew today?
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@BrandonDonkey2 Is it because this one was televised for the first time in 40 years? I was six. I remember watching it but I was too young to understand what was happening. I’m also not a space nerd.
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Jesus christ you guys! We have astronauts that live in space! We shot Katy Perry into space! Going out of the atmosphere isn't a big deal anymore.
Stop acting like we have some lame-ass collective PTSD because the Challenger blew up when we were kids. Grow up.
Bridget Phetasy@BridgetPhetasy
Gen X breathes a collective sigh of relief.
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@DillowTalk2 Why aren't they landing on the moon, Troy? Because they can't. Because we never have. I doubt the space station is even real.
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Tomorrow this will be used as evidence that it was all faked.
TexasAF 🇺🇸@DillowTalk2
and I think it's gonna be a long, long time (Ooh) 'til touchdown brings me 'round here to find (Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no (ah) I'm a rocket man
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@kimmie_c_ @DillowTalk2 I remember watching it live in the school library but I didn’t understand it at the time. I also remember the Very Special Episode of Punky Brewster explaining it.
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It was a huge event. We were sending a teacher... a civilian up in space. Classrooms across America were watching live.
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968
99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.
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@OfAthenry This is the week we find out their is a JSOC Seabee component, and the regular drunk bastard ones will be even more insufferable than usual
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RED HORSE and Seabees are currently vibrating with excitement.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed on operation to fly excavation equipment into Iran, build a runway, & airlift out ~1,000 pounds of enriched uranium.
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@drsuffy I’ve got the GR86. Plenty of power to pass. Liberal traction control to the point it’s annoying. Shifter isn’t as good as the Miata’s and there is a lot of road noise. I put hush mat in mine. Ditched the PS4S tires and I get 33mpg. My cruising speed is 70.
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@2ray_degenemax @TrueGritNewsMan Brother, you’re welcome in the Midwest anytime.
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@TrueGritNewsMan I can't get more jealous than I am now!
I just want to be left alone so I can enjoy Mustangs and AR-15s.
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@Kronykal @BlackHatNanny Same. Got a guy I know and flew with on this launch. Im excited.
Saying a prayer because space is hard
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Ever since I watched the space shuttle Challenger explode I still feel unease any time NASA launches humans.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
JUST IN - NASA resolves Artemis II safety system, says launch a go for "moon mission." — CBS
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A reminder that if you have to use a Martin-Baker ejection seat & survive, you enroll in the “Tie Club”.
Martin-Baker sends you a certificate, membership card, Tie & Pin, along with a patch for your flight suit.
You also have the option to buy an exclusive Bremont watch.
Martin-Baker@MB_EjectEject
On March 31st 2026, a United States Air Force F-35A Lightning II crashed during a routine training mission over the Nevada Test and Training Range north of Nellis AFB. The pilot successfully ejected using the Martin-Baker US16E Ejection Seat. #engineeringforlife
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@BrandonDonkey2 I know it’s April Fool’s and all but this is just uncalled for.
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Welp….brakes aren’t as good as they should be….🤬
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