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@stoolsalesguy @StooliesClub it's on your internet show what do you mean by "not sure it gets out"

Setting aside Big Cat and KB’s great message here. Credit to @StooliesClub for watching 30 hours of content per day and clipping this. It’s gotten 5M+ views and shared by alot of ppl including the White House press secretary. Nealy Boy gets a lot of shit for gotcha culture, stirring the pot, being a skell but he knows the moments and is good at what he does. Helps a lot of shows get more eyeballs. Not sure this clip makes it out there if he doesn’t do it. Viva.

@StevenCheah Thursday

Baseball fans - does today count as opening day with one game or is it tomorrow with everyone?

@ArcainiLuke Oh no

Andrew Painter will wear #24. Here are the last five Phillies to wear 24. - Darick Hall - Roman Quinn - Darnell Sweeney - Grady Sizemore - Ty Wigginton

@JClarkNBCS What a dumb trade

Jared McCain all love with the Sixers after his return to Philly

@fatouyoomi lol the only one that didn’t go to a dynasty she is the shortcut

you can’t be top 3 and not ever win a championship are u kidding 😭 stop making shortcuts for that girl

@willtdodge You always take the pitcher

Point of this tweet aside, it probably would’ve been nice to know pre-draft that Skenes could discover an 80-grade off speed while playing with grips during a ‘24 Winter pen

@jayhaykid Shoulda gone to Philly

I’m starting to get genuinely concerned how quickly people seem to have forgotten that Mike Trout was the best player in baseball for a decade and will end up as one of the 25 or so best position players in the history of the sport.

@ArcainiLuke Gay

I have never wanted the Sixers to get smoked by one single player more in my entire life. I hope McCain drops 70.

@HalToHell And got drafted to a joke

Dylan Crews hit .426/.567/.713 with a 20.6% walk rate in his draft year

@EBoKnowss Reaching on catcher has never worked same either closer

Roast my squad

@FranoftheFuture @schwarbombz Pump your disappointed uncles brakes brother we’re not in Kansas anymore

@Hellmigos3 @schwarbombz Pump the breaks lil bro, solid but not close to best

I’m so serious I’d choose this lineup over the Phillies

@JLouie2128 @schwarbombz Did you stop and read one time? No you didn’t. So stop and read, you tard.

@Hellmigos3 @schwarbombz The Dodgers exist.

@Phillies That’s my other ace

Sánchize player

@tezah__ Smith isn’t trying

How in gods name is ishowspeed step for step with Devonta Smith

@Ravenismeee 2 lines

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@Chase_Senior No shit

DeVonta Smith is more talented than Jaxon Smith-Njigba

@TolleEnthusiast Rerun that Sánchez money

You can make literal super teams with $140 million btw.

@ChopAbusador @lochlahn Too many kids

@lochlahn Why does wheeler look 50

Big audience again for Cristopher Sánchez’s press conference

@MurrayHillGuy1 This bit stinks

Spent a day in the suburbs today and I finally get it now… this is the endgame?? Train OUT was 45 min delayed just to get there (should’ve been my first warning) 11:00am: friend picks me up… immediately driving everywhere like we’re in a NASCAR qualifier. 11:25am: drive 20 min to the gym just to hit the most NPC workout of all time. Not a single hot chick. Few milfs, everyone in there built like they “used to play in high school” 1:30pm: drive 16 min for coffee/lunch… line of 12 people ordering the same vanilla oat milk whatever and a sandwich 2:00pm: overhear grown adults discussing mulch, lawn patterns, and “getting into smoking meats” like it’s a personality 3:30pm: neighborhood walk = same 6 houses copy pasted 50 times, every guy power walking with his hands behind his back 5:00pm: bout to hit a Costco run like it’s Disney World. samples = main event 6:00pm: going to dinner at a chain restaurant like Olive Garden where every couple looks like they’ve had the same conversation since 2014 8:00pm: town is pitch black, everyone inside, probably scrolling and watching Netflix hating their life. Back to NYC I go. people really escape the city just to live in a loop