Keith James

@purves_grundy @Danny_McMoomins 😂😂😂😂

@Danny_McMoomins Even the blue side of Glasgow will be smiling for him tonight.

Delighted for Big Marty O'Neill

@jamie_graham9 Great choices. Personally would have Braindead much higher but this is why it’s all about personal opinions!

Rewatched a bunch of 90s horror movies in last few weeks. This is my Top 25 list based solely on this viewing. Not going by importance, historical context etc. - just how they landed with me on this particular viewing.

@ArrowFilmsVideo Take a guess 😂

What is your favourite Arrow release EVER and why? 👀...

@ratemyplatenow The chips and fish looks good. Prefer my sauce of the Chinese variety but still…. Banging

Chippy Tea

@fesshole Is this you?

For the last 15 years I've become adept at explaining to office colleagues why I spent my weekend in random shitholes across the country, Newcastle to visit friends, Blackpool to see Pleasure Beach. Truth is I'm a singer in a sackably offensive touring punk band.

@TheJadeWarwick @JoeyMannarino @ValentinaForUSA We don’t have an constitution and do not give a fuck what any of you cunts think anyway.

Keir admitted to denying visas of anyone set to speak at Unite the Kingdom rally, led by Tommy Robinson, this Saturday in London. Including Americans such as @JoeyMannarino and @ValentinaForUSA This is clearly a violation of the 1st amendment and exposes Keir as a liar.

@jason_blum As always, America wins worst police force!😂

Thanks for watching !! Who wins worst ex this season?

@ratemyplatenow An absolute cunt of a sandwich

Ham Sammich by Paul

@MBEdits7 @AdamCrafton_ This is exactly the point.

@AdamCrafton_ I’d argue they looked at it for a long time because it’s arguably the most seismic VAR call in history and they had to get it right

After 20 replays and in slow motion, we have a clear and obvious error?

@AdamCrafton_ @JamesPearceLFC Tbf they had to get that right given the enormity of it. They did get it right

@Stephen55767497 @FootyScran @leytonorientfc Parsley Liquor sauce… it’s disgusting

@FootyScran @leytonorientfc What's slimy shit yous put on pie and mash down there 🤷

@Keir_Starmer Respond to the voters and resign before you fuck us over even further

We must respond to the message that voters have sent us and break with the status quo once and for all. We must confront the big challenges the public face with real answers. That is how we will deliver the change that people are desperate for and build a stronger and fairer country. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Genuine lol

@Keir_Starmer This is a reflection of what people think of you you blithering idiot. Labour are not the issue… YOU are

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@anon_opin Fuck right off….. just make the action films the correct age…. Which they already do.

Hollywood actors should accept their shared responsibility for glamourising guns to impressionable children. They should refuse all films that include fight scenes. And if we get more comedies as a result that can only be a good thing.

The only way Reform can be stopped in the local elections if people vote tactically. So whatever you do, don’t go to StopReformUK.vote to check who to vote for in your area and DO NOT share this.

@fesshole Yes, yes you fucking can

New girfriend is taking the piss and telling her mates because I bake Greggs and soak it in hot tea before eating it. I can't be the only one who eats it this way, can I?

@jamie_graham9 I want to see this list!

Thought I’d make a list of my favourite 20 horror movies from the 1980s, just because. My initial list contains 65 movies and I don’t want to lose any of them. Such a fertile decade for the genre

@fesshole A party to celebrate it? Never heard of that before. I had to google it

My twin sister had a Menarche party when she was 12. I resented not being invited because I was a boy. Not inviting me was definitely the right decision but as a 12 y/o I had no idea why. I just resented not getting to eat the cherry ice cream she and her friends had.

@anon_opin Typos and spelling are what you’re worried about with the BBC? Never mind the decades of covering up paedophilia and the recent ignoring of a genocide…. It’s the damn typos

The increasing number of typos and spelling mistakes within articles in the BBC News app are a far more concerning sign of the collapse of civilisation than all the other madness going on.