Henry stifle

Yea dude super sweet beard, did you perhaps take that from your balls and glue it to your chin

@HoneycuttRiggs WRONG

Farting in a restaurant is crossing a line

@HoneycuttRiggs But what

Sexting your best friend ex is bad but….

@HoneycuttRiggs Bro who are you

@HenryStifle just got done hitting the golfing range. Made me think of you. Was hitting the ball so sweet I would make you wanna kiss your mama.

Ok I’ll just walk around with my shit paper in my pocket

@neerbucks No such thing.

Too hungover to jerk off

Wow just light the barn on fire at this point. Wallsteadt more like cheesesteadt

If delta doesn’t have something to watch hockey on the plane these flight attendants will be having it

@tastefulscrum Champlin park ?

I ❤️ CP!!!!

Never thought I would admit this but Jane Goodall is my mother and Steve Irwin is my father

Maybe cats aren’t so bad, at least the outside ones

MILM Man I love monkeys

To make it worse the other 8 people on it did not find it funny that I was giggling for 5 minutes after, as we were supposed to be quiet to try to listen for bats

Was on a kayak cave tour with my gf and halfway in farted and I have never heard something echo so loud, it sounded like a Charlie Kirk headshot. Tour guide asked if I needed to go back to go to the bathroom

Mkay

@BarryBlows @tastefulscrum I won’t grow up I won’t grow up

@HenryStifle @tastefulscrum Of course you do

@tastefulscrum can we take mushrooms and watch the middl

@BarryBlows @tastefulscrum That show is awesome in short durations, I love watching it on Tik tok

@HenryStifle @tastefulscrum I think I would explode if those two things were involved, let alone the fucking middle. Show sucks rocks. But I guess that’s why you asked Scrum and not me.

@notdsanders26 @WhyWeDrinkHere Bros last name is close to hitler he must be a dog

@WhyWeDrinkHere Savion Hiter is by far number 1 I don’t know why we allow people with a platform to make these dumbass lists.

Official Big Ten RB Rankings

@tastefulscrum just texted me not proud of it man enough to admit it “ I jerk off to Sadie McKennas Snapchat story at least 4 times a week”