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@ShadowofEzra With MSMs diminished relevance and the dawning of the most decentralized "media" in world history, wealth, influence and celebrity are easily acquired by grifters with fringe and crazy content.

Candace Owens says she’s ready to testify in Charlie Kirk’s assassination trial to defend Tyler Robinson and prove his innocence. She insists there’s no solid evidence linking him to the shooting, calling Robinson nothing more than a patsy set up by the FBI. “I’m 99.9% sure Tyler Robinson didn’t shoot Charlie Kirk from that rooftop alone.” “My goal is to find Charlie’s real killer.”

@MaeDallas @PressSec Now in engish please.

@PressSec When you’re using your business interest to justify a remodel at the tax payers expense- maybe before you hit send, run it through your head and think….hm could this sound like a sweetheart deal or corruption? Yall give no fucks anymore.

The New York Times had three random people who have “studied fine arts,” “long written about urban planning,” and never built anything to write an article criticizing the new White House ballroom. President Trump and his lead architect have built world-class buildings around the world, and they are ensuring the People’s House finally has a beautiful ballroom that’s been needed for decades — at no expense to the taxpayer.

@EmekaCryptoNG Maybe dont sound so sad.

@stresstolerant0 @SteveGuest Genocide? Do you know what that word means?

@SteveGuest deflecting a genocide accusation with a one liner is not the flex they think it is

MARCO RUBIO FROM THE TOP ROPE: Reporter: How do you feel about the Iranian Foreign Minister accusing the US and Israel of genocide? Marco Rubio: The Iranian? He's an expert in genocide. They've killed thousands. Every problem in the Middle East is Iran. Hezbollah? Iran. Shia militias destroying and threatening Iraq? Iran. Hamas? Iran. Houthis? Iran. Assad in Syria? Iran. Everywhere you turn, they're behind all of it.

@FurkanGozukara And this is happening too!

BREAKING: US Marines and sailors are actively revolting. Troops in the 31st MEU and on warships headed to the Middle East are filing emergency Conscientious Objector claims to stop their deployment. The Pentagon is terrified as the ranks refuse to fight Trump's war.

@ImBreckWorsham Get over yourself. Theres a country to run and bad guys to kill, princess.

I'm a woman. I'm accustomed to men lying to me, which is why I remain single. I'm a journalist who's covered politics professionally since 2008. I'm accustomed to politicians lying to me. That's just what they do. I don't trust people. Which is why I don't associate with many of them. But Trump snuck right in under my radar, man. He made me trust him. I BELIEVED him when he said he was different. Never again. Never, NEVER again.

@MarcoFoster_ Syphilitics vote too. Interesting.

Elizabeth Banks explains why the SAVE Act is all about voter suppression: “The SAVE Act? You gotta stop it. It’s unconstitutional. We are not gonna require people to go get a passport to vote. This is a right enshrined in the Constitution. Stop making it harder for people to vote. Start making it easier. We know who benefits and who doesn’t”

@FurkanGozukara TDS hallucinations are the best.

Absolute masterclass by Iran. They brilliantly wage an economic war, proving they control the Strait of Hormuz. The strategy is so effective it literally forces the Trump administration to back down and ease sanctions, giving Iran 10x more money. Total Trump humiliation.

@amvetsupport Thanks Anonymous

If you served in a war, or even studied one, you know that trump sending 50,000 of our soldiers and marines to a war zone with 1,000,000 enemy combatants is patently idiotic. We cannot let this ignorant buffoon kill our troops

@reallouiehuey That what they thought. Hows that workin?

Under who's authority is Iran not allowed to have a nuke? Who says we are allowed to have them? Under who's authority does Israel get to have nukes? Everyone has the God given right to defend themselves.

@swd2 My job is safer now.

Now they’re arresting moms. Hope everyone feels safer now.

@Notwokenow But dont expect boycott from the feckless lost nation of Christianity

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@MoezAhmedKhan1 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS Thanks for playing Allu ackbar

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS 🇮🇷 “No nuclear bomb, no missiles, total peace… we’ll get it!” 🌍 Meanwhile, reality checks in: Iran never had a nuclear bomb, missiles are defensive, and the Middle East decides its own peace. 😏 💭 Nice try, Mr. President. #TalkLessActLess

"What exactly are you looking for in these talks, Mr. President?" @POTUS: "We want to see no nuclear bomb, no nuclear weapon — not even close to it — low key on the missiles, we want to see peace in the Middle East. We want the nuclear dust... I think we're going to get that."

@Raindropsmedia1 Gaaaayyy!

This Lyft driver refused to give this woman a ride after she made a wild comment. 👀🤔🚙

@QuestsAbroad Sounds awful

The absolute best way to understand the difference between US and Mexican culture is to watch how people leave a dinner party. 🇺🇸 The US: You wait for a lull in conversation, announce to the table that it is getting late, thank the host, and walk to your car. Total time: five minutes max 🇲🇽 The Mexican: You announce you are leaving. This initiates a new round of conversation. Ten minutes later, you stand up. Then you go to every single person in the room for a hug, a kiss on the cheek, and a small departing chat. Total time: thirty minutes, at least It is an entire social event you have to build into your schedule, but it’s one of the many reasons Mexican culture feels so warm and welcoming.

@rob_goudie @notcomplex_ @LorenzoFrom OR!.....Women and minorities are elevated to high skilled jobs despite have less ability and we rationalize it with "they're in a smalker sampling".

Reminds me of an interesting statistical result - you can prove that when selecting an equal number of top performers from two different sized samples with identical means and variances, the top performers from the smaller sample will, on average, exhibit a lower mean than the identical number of top performers from the larger sample.

I was curious about sex differences in flight-control performance during pilot selection, and when I pulled the data, the gap was surprisingly large.

@KateriSeraphina And you will live another 30 yrs as a lonely, used up, bitter, old skank who fancies herself a novelist.

Anonyme, fiction ?, Je n’ai pas divorcé parce que mon mari m’a trompée. Je l’ai quitté parce qu’un dimanche soir, il écoutait les interviews d’après-match pendant que notre chien faisait une crise sur le tapis du salon. Et parce qu’une fois tout terminé, il m’a dit que j’aurais dû le rappeler mieux. Je ne fuis pas un homme violent. Je quitte un homme « bien ». Un de ceux dont tout le monde dit : c’est un bon gars. Je quitte surtout un adulte qui, pendant vingt ans, a refusé de prendre réellement ses responsabilités. Je m’appelle Linda, j’ai 52 ans. À l’extérieur, mon mari est irréprochable : il accueille tout le monde au piano, aide les voisins quand une voiture ne démarre pas, allume le barbecue en août, apporte le vin aux dîners. Il travaille, ne boit pas, ne crie pas. Ma mère dirait : C’est un homme bon. Il adore ce chien. Mais un soir, assise sur une chaise en plastique dans une clinique vétérinaire d’urgence, j’ai compris une chose essentielle : L’amour, ce n’est pas dire « je vais m’en occuper ». L’amour, c’est se souvenir de ce qui maintient en vie ceux qu’on aime. Notre chien s’appelle Nino. Nino n’est pas un chien de concours. C’est un vieux chien croisé, plein de mauvaises habitudes, avec un cœur immense et une épilepsie sévère. Pour aller bien, il a besoin d’un comprimé tous les soirs à 19 heures précises. Pas à 19 h 30. Pas quand on y pense. Tous les jours. Sans exception. Pendant des années, j’ai été le système d’exploitation de la maison. Je sais quand les factures tombent. Quel médecin appeler. Où sont les papiers. Quel médicament Nino prend, et à quelle heure. Mon mari, lui, aide. Si je demande de sortir la poubelle, il la sort. Si je fais une liste, il fait les courses. Mais penser, organiser, anticiper, se souvenir… c’est moi. Je porte toute la charge mentale. Dimanche dernier, j’étais de garde à l’hôpital. Le service était saturé, impossible de partir. Je l’ai appelé à 17 h 30. Je lui ai dit qu’il y avait à manger au frigo. Et surtout : à 19 heures, la pilule de Nino. Le pilulier bleu est sur la table. Mets un réveil. Il m’a répondu oui, sans inquiétude. La radio sportive tournait derrière lui. À 18 h 45, je lui ai envoyé un message : Nino – pilule dans 15 minutes. Il a répondu ok. Je suis rentrée à 21 h 30. Silence. Nino n’était pas à la porte. Mon mari était dans le fauteuil. La radio allumée. Une boîte à pizza sur la table. Où est Nino ? Il a répondu, hésitant : C’était bizarre tout à l’heure… J’ai senti mon cœur tomber. Je l’ai trouvé coincé entre une chaise et le mur. Raide. De la mousse à la bouche. Les pattes secouées par une crise incontrôlable. Depuis combien de temps ? Une heure ? Plus ? Je n’ai pas crié. J’ai fait ce que je fais toujours : j’ai géré. Je l’ai porté, mis dans la voiture, conduit aux urgences vétérinaires, avec la peur d’arriver trop tard. Des heures d’attente. La peur. La facture. Nino a survécu, sous sédatif. Quand je suis rentrée à 3 h 30 du matin, mon mari m’attendait sur le pas de la porte. Alors ? Il va bien ? Puis il a dit la phrase qui a tout brisé : J’écoutais les interviews, j’ai été distrait. Tu aurais dû me rappeler à sept heures. À ce moment-là, j’ai compris. Ce n’était pas la pilule. C’était le fait que, pour lui, la responsabilité n’a jamais été la sienne. Si quelque chose va mal, c’est toujours parce que je n’ai pas assez contrôlé. Je lui ai dit calmement : Je ne suis pas ta mère. Je ne suis pas ta secrétaire. Je t’ai appelée. Je t’ai écrit. La seule façon d’être sûre aurait été de quitter l’hôpital pour le faire moi-même. Et si je dois tout faire, dis-moi : à quoi tu sers ici ? Il a tenté de se justifier. Il a parlé de la pelouse qu’il avait tondue. Je lui ai répondu non. Tu exécutes. Moi, je porte tout. Et ce soir, ta distraction a failli tuer quelqu’un que j’aime. Aujourd’hui, je fais des cartons. Nino est près de la porte. Il est encore fatigué, mais il sait qu’on part. Il n’a pas besoin d’explications. Je ne pars pas parce que je n’aime plus mon mari. Je pars parce que je refuse d’être la seule adulte dans la pièce. Parce qu’un partenaire n’est pas quelqu’un qui aide quand on le lui demande. Un partenaire voit. Se souvient. Se soucie. J’ai ouvert la portière de la voiture. Allez, Nino. Il est monté lentement, sans qu’on le lui dise. Moi, pour la première fois, j’ai arrêté de conduire toute ma vie pendant que quelqu’un d’autre dormait à l’arrière. #fblifestyle

@Primewave96 Tinted windows not fixed yet, license and gun in his trunk, taunting cops as "Nazis"...whats the big deal?

🚨 Some people panic the moment they see flashing lights. They start explaining themselves, apologizing, and giving away info they never had to share in the first place. But as soon as questions come back at them, everything changes. Knowing your rights and staying calm in these situations is something most people were never taught—and that lack of knowledge is exactly what the system counts on. 💡 Learning how these encounters really work and how to protect yourself legally is key to staying safe. ⚖️👮‍♂️

@ShannonJoyRadio Good grief. Drama queen indeed.

Absolutely disgusting. 8,000 American men and women are being fed to Trump’s grotesque war machine. Blood again is on his hands and everyone who supports him. May God have mercy on us all.

@tommysantos14 Nope

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.