rory

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rory

@HerbErflinger

she calls it a mayonegg ~ he/him

Limerick/Dublin Katılım Eylül 2014

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rory@HerbErflinger·19 Eyl

POV: you’re the packet of peanuts I ordered at 11pm last night having only had a panini for lunch at 11am

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Jake@JakeAlex92·2d

This sounds like a slur that would have been shouted at Wes Streeting in the 70s

Mark@mrkphllps1

"Wes Streeting are you measuring the curtains?" 💀💀💀😭😭😭

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☀️AliquisNovus☀️@PalmyrPar·2d

Funniest region in Europe remains the funniest region in Europe.

Simon Kuestenmacher@simongerman600

On this map @worldinmaps shows us which European nations aren't participating in the Eurovision song contest and why. Hungary made me laugh - that's part of the beauty of the contest!

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·2d

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

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Julia Marie@julia_doubleday·4d

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: U.S. citizen tests “mildly positive” for hantavirus after departing from the MV Hondius cruise ship.

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Iris Lewinsky@1R_1S·5d

grilling some frogs😋

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Andrew Nadeau@TheAndrewNadeau·6d

I realize this is the character flaw of every single person in the movie, but I genuinely believe if I was in charge, I could make a safe Jurassic Park

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Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·6d

Happy 10yr anniversary to one of my favorite quotes

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Gay Interrupted@TwinkTheory·8 May

We can all just be thankful it didn’t hit a gay cruise

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Jack Ó’Lantern 🎃@LeglessScut·7 May

Bipolar bitch from South Dublin I call her Hannah Montallaght

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philosophy memes 🔗@philosophymeme0·7 May

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throwbacks@solelynostalgia·7 May

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

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John Paul Newman@johnpaul_newman·6 May

Polygon@Polygon

The next Assassin's Creed is going to a very unexpected place polygon.com/assassins-cree…

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Alex Sakalis@alexsakalis·6 May

Europeans finding out how poor they are compared to Americans

The Wall Street Journal@WSJ

From @WSJopinion: What happens when Europeans find out how poor they are? The Continent trails far behind U.S. economic output. Politics is bound to catch up sooner or later, writes Joseph Sternberg. on.wsj.com/4n5v2Wq

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mazzy@mazzypopstar·6 May

as queer men they’re really breaking barriers proving you can be gay and still not know how to serve

Variety@Variety

#HeatedRivalry x #MetGala Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie rocked their first Met Gala carpet: variety.com/gallery/met-ga…

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Paul@orangepaulp·6 May

andy "committing to the bit" kravis@holyhegemony

god tier move by diane warren to put this in her own crossword puzzle

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musashi@scabberslosttoe·2 May

they bloom regardless

Sangeet@sangaldoo

What happens to flowers that no one buys?

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Alex@alex_t0dd·2 May

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life

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