MICHAEL HERMAN

@alexelliottgolf blue tee asshat math. make it scratch if you're going to do this when I was at a CC the old couple from Caddyshack spent 4 grand a month. blue tee dickheads brought in trunk beer which is a better club member for club health? fuck those blue tee asshats. I'm a 22 and play fast

Just saw this, “Golf courses should require a five handicap or better to play weekend mornings” Thoughts?

@letitflye @lippyent oh, no another miss. Loretta Swit. Got to start the win streak over Mark.

@lippyent Sally Kellerman

Who's that 👀? Hmm 🤔?¿

@JeffSmithGolf three Jews against Saudi. that is all this is. Fuck all 3.

😳 ESPN’s Jeremy Schlapp: “We came here TO BURY — NOT PRAISE — LIV Golf” after Jason Sobel attempted to provide some context re: Bryson DeChambeau’s leverage vs the PGA Tour. #PGATour #LIVGolf

@NewRightPoast I'll take "things that never happened for a thousand, David".

I worked at Burger King in the late '90s with total shitkicking rednecks, I'm talking about guys with confederate flag bumper stickers who rigged their truck horns to play Dixie (seriously). And nobody would have DREAMED of calling someone the n-word to their face. Not once did I see this in four years. Behind closed doors, yes they were telling n-word jokes *in the abstract.* But never, ever, in four years did I hear someone call a specific person the n-word. They probably would have tried to start something with you if you did (the hicklib phenomenon is not new). These were guys who drank MD 20/20 and Sprite all through their shift, who had sex in the disgusting crew bathroom with the most ratchet-ass hoes you can imagine, who stole cases of chicken nuggets for their house parties. One guy actually went to jail for murdering his friend who'd had sex with his gf. Not exactly upstanding members of society. So idk if David is lying here or if his kid lied to him but consider me skeptical that this sort of thing is happening regularly(!) in a tony suburb in 2026.

@jimmy_dore is there anyone in your industry that looks around and sees Jewish managers, Jewish bookers, Jewish club owners, Jewish comedians, Jewish Netflix handlers and then asks; why the fuck is it all jews? you can't be a comedian absent being involved with Jews. Impossible. from 2%

I agree, a third-party that was actually responsive to the people would be great, but the problem is that the people who control the Democrats and Republicans would most likely infiltrate that party too, and turn it against itself. If a leader did emerge that could actually challenge their system and the establishment they would just kill that person like they did Charlie Kirk when he woke up and challenged the war machine and Zionist control of government. I’m certainly willing to fight for and work to support a third-party, but I still fear we will never be able to vote our way out of this. What needs to happen is workers need to rise up and shut down the system and get money and Billionaires interests out of government period. If the rail road workers didn’t go to work for a few days or the port workers, the entire capitalist system inside the United States would shut down, & they could make demands, that’s the kind of power workers have if they are united and have a goal and a purpose. We need publicly funded elections because the current system is 100% corrupt and based on bribery.

@jimmy_dore Jimmy, being in the comedy profession you probably cannot say it, but it is worse than just criticism and then being toppled. Jews took full control over TPUSA. Took it over. A Christian organization. And are now using a Christian organization to spread their propaganda.

@JeffSmithGolf all three are Jews. they aren't going to applaud a Saudi league.

PEAK SMUG: ESPN panel of self unaware “sports reporters” spitball ways to best “publicly humiliate” potential LIV Golf returnees. Jimmy Roberts: “Q School” Alan Shipnuck: “Torture them” Jason Sobel: “Public flogging” #PGATour #LIVGolf

stop promoting and supporting the New York Times. It is nothing but propaganda filth. Lies. full time. it isn't a paper of record. It is jewish bullshit full time.

@JohnnyTheScot what I see are four blue tee asshats critiquing Rahm negatively, as Rahm made 300 million in less than five years, and whose family is now set for life. fans want to see Rahm. If they can't find a home for him to display his talents it says bad things about the tours, not Rahm

I’ll never understand the habit of men wearing hats indoors. 🤔

Water, Water open.substack.com/pub/mherman/p/…

@UsedGolfFacts proving the PGA is about the PGA, not the fans. the fans want to see Phil. the fans want to see Bryson and Rahm. they don't want to wait a year Ala Reed, or see them waitlisted like Koepka. the penalties are foolish, and demonstrate that PGAT just wants control. Not growth

Professional golfers as a group are ~$1 billion richer today than if LIV had never existed. In a just world, they would be building a Phil Mickelson at PGA Tour HQ. Instead, he’s been banned for life and erased from the history books. Sad.

you can't fake authentic. and the mainstream media is always trying to fake authentic. Bari weiss was put into place to fake authentic. and lie. tucker, fuentes, dore, they all have an authenticity the mainstream cannot match through tinkering. remember that twink they tried?

@amylcris found another propagandist asshole

Trump is saving your lives you ungrateful idiot shitholes. Iran would eventually kill us all.

@JulianTBaron Uh, are you aware of league design?

The Orioles are not even in the same universe as the Yankees in terms of talent. It’s abundantly clear.

@JayVTheGreat excellent point

I’m still waiting for someone to show me a thriving black majority district that’s represented by a special black Democrat.

@kate_p45 you have to be a jew

Aex Jones and Tucker Carlson have finally unveiled who they really are and it’s terrifying. Tucker is out here pushing radical left lunatics, communists, and Islamists while cozying up to foreign money and selling America out. Jones is flooding the airwaves with Islamist propaganda groyper Myron Gaines now. Conspiracy grifters. Foreign influence vibes. Weird alliances. Selling out principles for clicks, clout, and Qatar real estate. They didn’t evolve. They exposed themselves. Real America First doesn’t look like this. The mask is off. Stay vigilant. 👀

@chaddwill doesn't that punish the fans? all we want to see is the best verses the best. making them wait a year, pay fines, all that does is stifel the process. I want to see Bryson-Scheffler immediately. Not after a one year penalty, or similar to this Koepka bullshit.

This thing about LIV losing their sugar daddy ie Saudi Fund. If it’s true, and I’d say it probably is, I’d make every player that left the PGA Tour earn their way back. No exceptions, no excuses.

@TetraChad I hope you run out of money based on that opinion.

Spirit Airlines going under is a good thing. Travel should go back to being the exclusive right of people with money. Budget airlines have made the world objectively worse by allowing uncultured broke ppl who are basically feral animals to run rampant throughout the world.

@RandyGoat this post needs amplification. a truth bomb.

This may be an unpopular opinion but EBT is the main reason our groceries are so high. Without EBT grocery stores would have to actually compete for your purchase instead of just being the closest for EBT users. Does everyone understand this?

@AlanShipnuck media hype. Rory is, in reality, unlikable.

If you’re wondering how big of a star Rory McIlroy has become: he has a speaking role in Devil Wears Prada 2!