Guy De Lombard

@TiffanyFong Someone buy that man a gong.

My white boyfriend has spent most of today speaking to me in an offensive Chinese accent. 🤣

@ClownWorld When did Patton Oswald learn to play guitar?

All that hatred eventually starts showing on the outside too.

@nickshirleyy They all knew. And it was clear that they knew.

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud. The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted CNN said there was "little evidence." Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud Today: $90M busted and 15 charged. IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

@GarbageHuman24 "Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door." - Jean Paul Raspail

Yorkshire Church. If this was a mosque or synagogue, it would be all over the news and these people would be facing 5 years in jail. But it's a Christian church so… 🦗 .

@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra Fuck. Yes.

@TRobinsonNewEra Unconscionable. I am happy to fund a wrongful death lawsuit against these disgusting excuses for law enforcement. They damn well better have been fired.

This is fucking outrageous

@TiffanyFong It's true, ya know.

@TimRunsHisMouth @HunterBiden

@HunterBiden Neither has your 7 year old daughter.

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

@CynicalPublius No sympathy for the bad guy (or astrophage) no second guessing what has to be done. Self sacrifice.

So I watched Project Hail Mary last night and REALLY enjoyed it--I highly recommend. (No, I have not read the book yet, but now I will.) This is movie is apparently a box office smash. What mystifies me is how Hollywood completely misses how most Americans yearn for this kind of story in their movies. It's such an easy formula to follow: 1. Hero's journey. 2. Charismatic leading man (or woman). 3. Thoughtful plot and writing that make the viewer think. 4. No DEI, no political messaging of any kind. 5. Interpersonal story of love and sacrifice between the main characters. 6. High adventure. 7. Happy ending. It's such an easy formula to follow, and it was once the norm in Hollywood. How did they manage to lose sight of this and destroy their own industry?

@kangminlee Do you mean the movie that takes place almost ENTIRELY in a men's prison? I'm shocked.

No wonder I've felt so much peace watching this film

@GuntherEagleman I'd love to know why these Karen's think they can make these rules.

🚨 BIG WIN FOR 2A IN FLORIDA: Police Refuse to Enforce HOA’s Unconstitutional Neighborhood Gun Ban! Some commie HOA tried to strip law abiding Americans of their God given right to keep and bear arms inside their own homes and neighborhoods. Sheriff’s office said: **NOT HAPPENING** The Constitution doesn’t end at your property line, and neither does the Second Amendment.

@MrAndyNgo Sturdy rope and a tall tree. Problem solved forever.

Police in the Portland area have been uncovering what appears to be a p—dophile trafficking ring that operated in southwest Washington state. At least one victim was allegedly brought over for nude "sleepovers" where the abuse happened, according to court documents in Clark County. When Dr. Michael Wilmington, a pediatrician working for Kaiser Permanente in Vancouver, Wash., was revealed to be part of the investigation, he killed himself. Authorities allege Anna Hartley provided a child to Dr. Wilmington and her husband, Chad Hartley. Chad Hartley worked for medical group PeaceHealth, where he had access to children as young as "newborn." He told investigators his home was "clothing optional." The accused p—dophiles allegedly met through a man named William Sneiderwine, who invited them to "nude bowling events" where one of the known child victims attended. All three suspects have been charged. The case has parallels to the case in Bellingham, Wash. against Naked Bike Ride leader Zachary Robertson, who was charged with child s—x crimes. He organized "clothing optional" biking events. ngocomment.com

@TiffanyFongEtc He's a smart fella, and you're a fart smella.

I love the smell of my boyfriends BO

@RealJamesWoods This is lovely.

I just realized that I can’t send an audio message on a DM on X. If you could just tell me his name, I’ll post it right on X.

Resorting to theft to fund your ‘black prom.’ Who didn’t see this coming.

@InternetH0F Did they reinvent pocket watches from first principles?

Swatch has temporarily closed down multiple locations over the recent launch of their AP x Swatch collab collection After fights were breaking out in stores and putting employees at risk they announced that it is NOT a limited edition collection

1) what

@AutismCapital He looks like he dresses out of the gym laundry basket. Why would he hire a costume designer?

NEW: Tim Dillon says that he was extorted by his costume designer who gave him an estimate for $25,000 and then ended up billing him $115,000 claiming that she worked 21 hours a day, had a whole staff of people, needed overtime, etc. “I’m being extorted. This is a shakedown. I know scum of the earth contractors who wouldn’t even try this. This is a sin. No religion on Earth would allow this. Okay, maybe one religion, but no other religion.” LOL!!! 😂 😂 😂

“police arrest man who is bleeding to death because the stabber claimed he was racist” its literally impossible to satirize the UK anymore. even the most extreme, hamfisted memes are just real things that actually happen now