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@Porkchop_EXP A walk and (optional) a beer from a Späti

Ideal first date is a long walk, the Germans got that right.

@sbodrojan I hope there is at least one typewriter and a couple of houseplants in this movie.

unfortunately I will be irrationally disappointed in this movie unless there are puzzles and inventory management. like I’m going to be a stupid dork about this

@bryan_johnson How many milliliters of blood are drawn? How much gonna affect that your performance?

How I've measured my body this week: + 7 blood draws + colonoscopy + esophagogastroduodenoscopy + whole body MRI + comprehensive eye exam + 24/7 + core body temp (ingestible pill) + blood glucose + HR/activity + stool + fertility + blood pressure + sleep

@bryan_johnson hail healthy pussies

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@DiscussingFilm I'm confident that Zach Cregger will really nail this one and not make another Resident Evil movie like the others in the franchise, which are all pretty mediocre.

First look at a freak in Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’.

The new Resident Evil movie looks actually interesting. The other films from the franchise, were all nothing more than mediocre. Zach Cregger will probably rock this one. youtu.be/SJPu1spHqfk?is…

@TheCinesthetic Still remember the screams of the mother. This is one of those movies I don't want to rewatch.

That moment in Hereditary (2018) where Peter just sits frozen in the car after the accident is unbearable, the silence feels louder than any scream.

@JeremyTate41 *Knock on Wood*

This door in Westminster Abbey is older than most modern nation-states. Made in the 1050s from an English oak, it's the only surviving Anglo-Saxon door in Britain.

@cavalry__app @grok what's the catch?

It’s official everyone!! We’re thrilled to share the news that Cavalry is now free! Download it and start creating today at cavalry.studio

Prompt: Classic 1980s-1990s Japanese OVA anime keyframe, retro hand-drawn 90s anime style like Ghost in the Shell 1995 or Akira, thick clean black lineart, flat cel shading with hard shadows and minimal gradients, simplified dimly lit Nostromo spaceship corridor background with basic metallic walls and glowing control monitors, Ellen Ripley with short dark hair in white tank top and cargo pants, holding orange cat Jones protectively in her arms, tense exhausted determined expression on her face, dramatic cinematic lighting with slightly soft ethereal rim glow and subtle highlight bloom on hair skin and cat fur like added in DaVinci Resolve post-production, moody blue and warm orange color palette, slight VHS film grain, authentic late 80s early 90s anime screencap look, very static scene, paused animation frame, almost no movement, flat colors, simplified background, focus on character, not overly detailed #aigenerated. Made with #grokImagine

@TheCinesthetic Best Star Wars series ever!

“There are 5000 of us… If we can fight half as hard as we’ve been working, we will be home in no time!”

@ilovetheworld1 The worst thing is that this sort of thing has become a perfectly normal day in Berlin. That’s why I usually use car-sharing. Public transport has really become dangerous these days.

ベルリンの地下鉄で起きている現実。欧州各地で日常化している。 秩序は一度崩れれば、元には戻らない。 これは他国の話ではない。 このままなら、日本も同じ道を辿る。

@BMF_Bund definiere "Übergewinne"

„Meine Vorschläge, wie wir auf steigende Energiepreise reagieren können, habe ich gemacht: Übergewinne auf EU-Ebene abschöpfen, dieses Geld den Bürgerinnen und Bürgern zurückgeben und in Deutschland prüfen, wie Preisgrenzen umgesetzt werden können. Ich bin offen für weitere Idee – aber wir müssen handeln.“ – Finanzminister Lars Klingbeil

@WhiteHouse Best ad for Nintendo 😄

MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

Can we find out who is behind Chat Control? Who keeps trying to get this passed in the EU?

@MartinSonneborn Nächster Versuch dann bestimmt im Sommer zur Urlaubszeit / Ferien / WM. 🙃

Das Parlament hat die Chatkontrolle abgelehnt…

These people shit on citizens’ rights. They will keep trying until this shit law passes.

@levelsio These people shit on citizens’ rights. They will keep trying until this shit law passes.

And after voting that out too... 🇪🇺 ChatControl is back with a vengeance The Conservatives (EPP) are attempting to force a new vote TODAY (March 26) seeking to reverse the European Parliament's NO on indiscriminate scanning of ALL your private messages, emails and photos This is a direct attack on democracy and blatant disregard for your right to privacy If you're European contact your representatives now, with this handy form: #contact-tool" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">fightchatcontrol.eu/?foo=bar#conta… If not, please share this tweet so more people see it and we can block the vote It's crazy they keep just bringing back whatever they want until it's passed! Obviously now we see the European Commission is controlled by powerful evil lobbying groups 👺

@elonmusk Perfect once it rolls out in Germany. Haven't had much time to really dive deep into my current SuperGrok plan yet, but this makes it easy. I could downgrade for now and upgrade again whenever I need more capacity. Good job. 🙂🚀

Grok

@nikitabier Will getting monetiziation in the first place being affected by this?

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.