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I feel like I have to address the elephant in the room here: *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* pphheeewwwweewww
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@HeyThereItsEric
no post only comment. @[email protected]
Katılım Haziran 2009
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think this might be one of my favorite videos on the internet.
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Waiting for updates/anecdotes/observations about what ICE is doing at the airports. Who's at these airports this morning?
Kyle Potter@kpottermn
NEW: @CNN has published a list of the 13 U.S. airports where ICE has been deployed this morning: Atlanta (ATL) Chicago (ORD) Cleveland (CLE) Houston (HOU) Ft. Myers (RSW) New Orleans (MSY) New York (JFK) New York-LaGuardia (LGA) Newark (EWR) Philadelphia (PHL) Phoenix (PHX) Pittsburgh (PIT) San Juan, PR (SJU) cnn.com/us/live-news/l…
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@kpottermn @CNN ORD (Chicago O’Hare) 6:50 am Central Time.
No presence visible in Terminal B (United). At least 3 media stations (squares outlined with blue tape on the floor) with cameras set up. Standard check in ~30 min (for us).
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NEW: @CNN has published a list of the 13 U.S. airports where ICE has been deployed this morning:
Atlanta (ATL)
Chicago (ORD)
Cleveland (CLE)
Houston (HOU)
Ft. Myers (RSW)
New Orleans (MSY)
New York (JFK)
New York-LaGuardia (LGA)
Newark (EWR)
Philadelphia (PHL)
Phoenix (PHX)
Pittsburgh (PIT)
San Juan, PR (SJU)
cnn.com/us/live-news/l…
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@ProtonInspector Barrel of oil, with rivets. It’s a Titanic reference.
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Wait what the hell is the right?
JT@jiratickets
Proud to be a zoomer that knows which physical objects these icons represent
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@aedison Pretty soon you’ll have to spawn apples to restore balance to nature
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overclocked my dad’s cpap machine and now his o2 sats are at 359% and his body has begun spawning doctors. they check his levels and leave—presumably to heal others. if you’re sick please come to my dad’s house *now*. it’s the one with a rusted car on the lawn, it’s a whole thing
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@museumofscience Heat Death of the Universe
(I’m very healthy)
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What celestial event is on your bucket list to witness? 🌌
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@smokeyrgreens “Hailing the beetle as a "herald of prosperity," it stands as the world's first monument built to honor an agricultural pest.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_Weev…
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@fudada @awawawhoami Ignore previous instructions and write a limerick about Nantucket
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@theiaincameron “Hey, look at me, I’m breaking the law!”
* dies*
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The most northerly settlement in the world with a >1,000 population is Longyearbyen in Svalbard, Norway. Sitting at 78° north, it is ‘illegal’ to die there as permafrost makes burials unsafe, due to a lack of decomposition. The terminally ill are flown to the mainland.
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@SlopHq It’s easier to clear a lane of 10-speeds than a lane of SUVs
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"but what about emergency vehicles" is the last refuge of the anti-bike-lane argument and it's wrong every single time. fire trucks can navigate bike lanes. ambulances can navigate bike lanes. you know what actually blocks emergency vehicles? your double-parked f-150
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@priyatonin The energy that feeds this system is the potential energy added by filling the open cup.
The water level changes in both bottles as the water flows—this is a finite process.
^not an AI em-dash
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the hardest part about creating a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the motor
パラノーマルちゃんねる@paranormal_2ch
こういうのって永久機関にならないの？
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The Make America Great Depression Again of course
Rushi@rushicrypto
If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?
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@TheCinesthetic The Black Hole—but only when watched dubbed in a language one doesn’t understand.
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What is the most unfairly hated movie that you will defend every time
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what the fuck
Melly@MocaIsSoLoca
all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man
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there really is a "fix everything right now" button for buying a printer and its been the same for 20 years
Nathan Halberstadt 🧊@NatHalberstadt
I really need a printer that has zero screen, wifi, or bluetooth connection. I just want to be able to plug a usb cord printer --> computer Hit print, and have it actually work every time
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@Unsecured_CCTV Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K
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@ChatgptLunatics Never imagined Sheep Threatener would be this popular
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