Andrew Del Rey

Two things are true: 1. Ive never been a Lana Del Rey fan 2. I will never change my Twitter name

I’ll balance this out Actually Romantic is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in my life

Okay FINE Fate of Ophelia is GOOD IDK WHAT TO TELL YA

Damn it

ZOHRAN MAMDANI DO SOMETHING !!!!

I’m dropping Detour regardless

Criterion sale haul

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse

Hey - sorry I've been slow to respond. I've been alone in my room developing a bespoke anti-Marty Supreme take designed to annoy the most number of people possible. I have a number of contenders but I need to see the movie first before I choose.

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

9/11 -> My Chemical Romance -> Twilight -> Robert Pattinson -> Piccolini Cuschino

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

this is it, this is the best post of 2025

Quarterly reminder that I miss cigarettes

It’s 2025 respectfully we’re done doing candles for Christmas

gronald

@infocharlixcx HOUSE OUT NOW

I will follow EVERYONE who comment HOUSE OUT NOW in this post

I MISS CIGARETTES

He’s probably a bad person and definitely has bad policy ideas but I’m still gonna say it Curtis Sliwa is kind of the hero of NYC right now

@Pappenfresh Should be Sympathy Is a Knife tbh 😤😤😤

How many times in a row can I play ‘Actually Romantic’ in my shower before Kevin gets mad at me?