Allen Sussman

Just applied for @hcompany_ai's Runner H beta. Excited to try it out!

Nobel prize winner Geoff getting a standing ovation in a private ceremony at @UofT @UofTDCS computer science. Geoff told me where to do my PhD, which is why my ten grad students today can do artificial intelligence applications (josephjaywilliams.com/papers) in everything from education to mental health to physical health to helping people write books!

@CitiBikeNYC Kent Ave and Broadway, and also I think N 5th and Wythe

@HighlyAfiligent Hi Allen, we apologize for this issue. Can you please provide the location of the station having this issue? We can report this to our operations team for review to resolve the issue.

@CitiBikeNYC why is it that I can see e bikes available at certain stations, but then when I arrive the bikes say they are not available? And when I look at the map they disappear before my eyes. It’s like you’re messing with me

Is it presient or preshint? I mean the spelling

Playing mario kart in an Uber is a hat on a hat

Here's to seven years of Trevor Noah and four or so laughs

@elonmusk Um

Sus man

@elonmusk You keep getting weirder man

The attacks against me should be viewed through a political lens – this is their standard (despicable) playbook – but nothing will deter me from fighting for a good future and your right to free speech

what is the point of requesting a quote on @Yelp if all that happens is that i get a message from the company telling me to go to a website to request a quote

it would be better if you could just do it from the website itself...

@HawaiianAir Trying to cancel a flight within the 24 hour window, you're making it pretty hard. Been on hold for over an hour.

@ecobee eco+ is terrible. When i try to sleep in, my ecobee reverts to my standard schedule and my room gets too hot to sleep

@ribeiroaj #DogecoinToTheMoon

ok just hear me out doritos ice cream

@thingstimes Truly incredible and disgusting

This is some seriously big-brain larvae action! v.redd.it/0jwa22jlawf61

Can anyone give me a clubhouse invite?

my impression of me if we were allowed to socialize in groups right now: ‘actually, it was a gamma squeeze'

@CaseOfPiles Neutral milk hotel album

@HighlyAfiligent Correct battery horse staple?

Wrist polar bear klondike