Bruce

I may have said, and done some things that let down lagomorphs. I’m on the wagon and I intend to stay there. I hope you can give me a second………..third…….achem……another chance. ❤️

@CelticViking19 @iceberge80 I only plan a day ahead

@lagomorph_Bruce @iceberge80 That wouldn't last you a week! 😌

@iceberge80 What would you take, Ice? I'm treating this like it's a tropical island and not somewhere in the Bering Sea. lol

@HighwitHouse @kawazoe316 @Opiumbrella @jjrabbithouse It’s just cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce

@lagomorph_Bruce @kawazoe316 @Opiumbrella @jjrabbithouse OK, Bruce. The next time I drop into UK (which will be 5th time), I'll try to get a liar's version of Welsh Rabbit. youtube.com/watch?v=BGEsGm…

@Opiumbrella @lagomorph_Bruce @jjrabbithouse If I call you "Larry!" that means you are retarded. Oh no, X will probably tank me right now. I said the R word. Larry!

@CelticViking19 @Big_man_Dwayne I’d rather not, I’ll take your word for it 😜😜😜😜

@lagomorph_Bruce @Big_man_Dwayne Watch it, you little floofball! 🤣🤣

Dr Sophie got dad with some bad news yesterday, she thinks my ears are more Flemish than continental, and the fact I’m already as big as most continental giants, yet still have a year of growing to do means she might be right!! 7kg coming soon 💪🏻

@kawazoe316 @HighwitHouse @Opiumbrella @jjrabbithouse Should try Welsh

@HighwitHouse @Opiumbrella @lagomorph_Bruce @jjrabbithouse Many people say Finnish is hard, but Chinese is not easy either!

@kawazoe316 @HighwitHouse @Opiumbrella @jjrabbithouse 🤣🤣 wouldn’t get you far anyway. This dickhead isn’t cheap 😘

@lagomorph_Bruce @HighwitHouse @Opiumbrella @jjrabbithouse I don't remember putting any 50p in you 🤔🤔

@CelticViking19 @Big_man_Dwayne Said the impotent man 🤣🤌🏻

@Big_man_Dwayne You grow as big as you want, D!

@kawazoe316 @HighwitHouse @Opiumbrella @jjrabbithouse O kawazoe 🤣 you put 50p in the dick head didn’t you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HighwitHouse @Opiumbrella @lagomorph_Bruce @jjrabbithouse You Larry! 🤦🏻‍♀️ (not really, you're cool)

@JuliaPeculiar74 @PolitlcsUK Why? Did you lose yours? 😆🤣😜😘

@PolitlcsUK Does it come with a lifetime rent boy gift card

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@aewjan1965 To be fair Eton wasn’t ready for all this

@lagomorph_Bruce Always lowering the tone aren’t you,no wonder you were thrown out of Eton for being the original,Eton mess

@JuliaPeculiar74 @jjrabbithouse @carrotcottagerr The best bun 😜

Here’s another amazing surprise I got in one of my 6 item Mystery Boxes from @jjrabbithouse - behold the super floofy Bruce on a very useful tea towel 😂 do yourself a favour, and treat yourself to a mystery box for just £20 (plus p&p) and help the bunnies at @carrotcottagerr 😘

@Opiumbrella Said like a true murderer

Morning Squanchies 😍 don’t mind the red hair dye on my wall 😂 I swear I didn’t murder anyone. 😂

@Opiumbrella @AnotherHomoCon Ugly maybe but 10 Tequilas and you’re a babe who knows how to handle a lot of cocks!!! That means the world ❤️

@AnotherHomoCon I’m ugly and have zero usable skills. I would rather die 😂

You’re just unfuckable

@RichardIIIGhost You seriously can’t talk right now, I see your tour of “oh I left some bodies here too”

@lagomorph_Bruce Yeah, right.

@Opiumbrella So you are a cock faced MF after all

I care more about my chickens than 99.99% of humans. And those humans, are lucky I care about them as much as my chickens 😂

@ZoeNope @jk_rowling @genspect @AllianceLGB @SexMattersOrg I heard it was carrot cottage not jk, just sayin

Well… according to “Erin Reed”, @jk_rowling is “threatening to to bankrupt Amnesty International” and funding groups who are engaged in "guerilla warfare", such as @genspect , @AllianceLGB and @SexMattersOrg

@Opiumbrella @SouthernGothic3 I cause the palps babes

@SouthernGothic3 It keeps my rage in check, and helps me function at work without murdering anyone. No empires being built here. Just ulcers, smokers cough, and insomnia. Oh also heart palpitations 😂

My morning routine.

@BarbaraRueger @APBear76 I love to hit and split 😜

@APBear76 💯 “Post and ghost”; “hit and split.” Arguebots are a waste of time and effort - and interacting with them tweaks the algo to draw more of them into your TL.

Why do you guys argue with liberals and idiots on this platform? Nothing you say will change or impact any of their thinking or actions. They aren’t worth a bucket of piss and we act like we can change the world one comment at a time. I’ve been guilty of this myself for years. But now, I say my peace and move on. This platform is nothing but entertainment for me. Nothing we do or say in the trenches on the internet will impact our every day lives. I’m not saying to not express your beliefs or opinions, but if you believe you’re right in your morals and facts. Arguing with troglodytes and mental patients is just hurting your own mental well being, not changing theirs.

@RichardIIIGhost Bit late for that but hay 😜

@lagomorph_Bruce Live and learn, well…

Diate Hill Tower, at Pickering Castle, part of the outer ward curtain wall defences. Rumoured to be haunted by a phantom monk who paces the ancient stairs.