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Simon Jenkins (not the journo) who tries sarcasm to avoid anger. https://t.co/dHL8uHZ4cI #SWFC ⚽

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Normal Island News
Normal Island News@NormalIslandNws·
BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that Reza Pahlavi has unfollowed Trump and Netanyahu on Twitter, now that his dream of becoming king of Iran is over 😭😭😭
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Jason Reid
Jason Reid@JasonReidx·
MPs received a 5% payrise at the beginning of April, and did Keml refuse it? of course not. Nice if you can get it. Not so nice when taxpayers are paying the bill
Kemi Badenoch@KemiBadenoch

A council job with a four-day working week for five days’ pay. Nice if you can get it. Not so nice when taxpayers are paying the bill. We deserve full-time services for full-time pay. The @Conservatives will ban this ridiculous policy and get Britain working again.

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Mukhtar
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
People have been saying this for years, but Jeremy Corbyn should start suing.
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Paul Schleifer
Paul Schleifer@PaulSchleifer·
Probably the funniest thing I’ll see today.
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Ryan Rozbiani
Ryan Rozbiani@RyanRozbiani·
🇮🇷 NEW Lego Style Music Video from Iran via PersiaBoi Studios They are SO FAST and the Music is Good Titled: Taco Tuesday Backpedal TACO stands for Trump Always Chickens Out.
Ryan Rozbiani@RyanRozbiani

🇮🇷 NEW Lego Style Music Video from Iran via PersiaBoi Studios Titled: Uranium Heist in the Dead of Night FAILED OPERATION $600 MILLION WASTED This one is a WHOLE PRODUCTION hinting at the Uranium Heist theory many think led to the weekend chaos in Iran for the U.S.

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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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ADAM
ADAM@AdameMedia·
ISRAEL WILL BE NUKED Cenk Uygur says China and Pakistan officially warned they will NUKE Israel if Israel nuke Iran. Israel is the biggest threat to world peace.
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George Smith
George Smith@_GeorgeSmith99·
Wednesday and the iconic owl. All pointers suggest Arise are planning to reintroduce it once they finalise their planned takeover. 🦉 The outcome of a recent poll conducted by The Star suggests it would be a very smart move to bring it back. ⬇️ #SWFC thestar.co.uk/sport/football…
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Explosive Media
Explosive Media@ExplosiveMediaa·
Use this meme. TACO Tuesday 🫵
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Timothy Snyder
Timothy Snyder@TimothyDSnyder·
Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.
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Zack Polanski
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski·
When Labour MPs vote against something, then celebrate it happening, it sends a clear message: They don’t believe in anything.
Johanna Baxter MP@JohannaBaxter

👶 Two-child limit abolished ✅ Day one rights to statutory sick pay & maternity leave 💷 State Pension 🆙 by up to £575 📈 Pay rise for 2.7 million workers as we raise National Minimum Wage & Nat Living Wage @UKLabour delivering on our promises 🌹👇

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Dr Aadam Aziz
Dr Aadam Aziz@Aadam_Aziz·
Absolutely disgraceful racism from @jkyleofficial on @TalkTV. As the camera zooms in on me and @DrHWazir on the picket line, he sneers that “a lot of them have come into this country to be doctors.” He based this solely on the colour of my skin. I was born in the UK. I studied and trained in the UK and I currently work as a doctor in the NHS. My grandfather fought for this country in WW2. This is racist, demeaning, and utterly unacceptable.
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Moazzam Begg
Moazzam Begg@Moazzam_Begg·
I am in @CAGEintl. as a senior director. I was in Gitmo 25 years ago, but I have a clean record. You, on the other hand, have convictions for assault, resisting arrest, mortgage fraud, passport fraud, illegal immigration, public order, drug possession, stalking, contempt of court, and you've been imprisoned three times. You forced me to set you straight when you couldn't hack a few days of solitary in Belmarsh and tried to get sympathy by comparing it to #Guantanamo. birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-… Geoffrey #Epstein celebrated your release. I'd sit this one out, Tommeh.
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧@TRobinsonNewEra

You should still be in a CAGE at Guantanamo.

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Karl Hansen
Karl Hansen@karl_fh·
Stella Creasy is so funny. Last year, she posted a video comparing me and Matt Kennard to Andrew Tate because we pointed out that her partner is the former director of Labour Friends of Israel.
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski

Very bizarre that the @guardian have allowed Stella Creasy to try and link me with Tommy Robinson in her article today. Full exchange - where Stella says we need to strengthen our relationship with Trumps US is linked below. If anyone is being abusive here - it's not me!

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Sunday Sport
Sunday Sport@thesundaysport·
We warned you back in 1776 that it would end in tears. This is on you, France.
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