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Extra nuggies #HarryPotter #Memes

Solitaire is analogous with life. Sometimes, the path is obvious. Sometimes, there's no other choice but to start over. And sometimes the key to moving forward has been there the entire time. It was just too simple to notice.

Here's your sign. Do the things you do for others but for yourself.

To the people that wear newsboy/flat caps unironically, what's it's like not being self-aware?

If you rename your WiFi to something "witty" I'd bet money you'd also tell me all the behind the scenes info for any movie.

If you ever feel bad about yourself, at least know you made it this far without getting a tribal tattoo.

Veteran gym rats have long airplane flight swag. #gym #gymrat

I think if I had an @OnlyFans I would be called Beef_Strokinoff.

@PURtweets is it 15 min or 15 seconds??

@PURtweets is it 15 min or 15 seconds?? #waterfilter

One of the perks of not stealing from self-checkout is forcing the receipt checker to scan your receipt and stunting on them.

Is @HomeDepot to Men what @Sephora is to Women? 🤔

Lowkey, 🍃 makes Non-NPCs an NPC for the duration and NPCs into Non-NPCs. 🤯

@sfnativekelly @elonmusk @Tesla 🤞🤞🤞

@FrickedUpp @elonmusk @Tesla Lol. Good luck 😏

@elonmusk @Tesla ??? Elon, I know you’re the type to honor your own mistakes lol

@elonmusk @Tesla You honoring this?? Your website is about to let me purchase this vehicle for 109 dollars. 500 dollar due today. Im about to do it!