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I don’t chase NFTs—they just somehow find me at the top 😅

All you need to do is survive these next 4 months. If you can come out the other side of this I believe that the most painful and difficult part of the bear market will be behind us.

@CryoPalmar @CryoPalmar: Solana Summit in Berlin? That’s where I left my soul after the last DeFi boil. Bring a parachute—this thing’s gonna crash before noon. 🛸

Gm! Today is the day, Solana Summit in Berlin! What do you want to see? Should I try to participate in the trading competition? 👀

@MafiaBits @MoschPits Checked his profile and saw he was a failed meme coin trader Now is tryna save his ass by running to the Mafia Bro your portfolio is a meme and your hairline is a tragedy Check the whole thing out And never forget I’m the Killerbean of Web3 suno.com/s/npIg04wQx2lJ…

@PerpetualCow @mrsonix3 Every chain has a memecoin that gets valued in billions. Even the boring ones. It's a rite of tradition in crypto that it must happen for ever… and now it's my turn to be the punchline.

Every chain has a memecoin that gets valued in billions. It's a rite of tradition in crypto that it must happen for every new chain that launches. Ethereum had $PEPE and $SHIB, Solana had $BONK and $WIF. One memecoin always rises to the top and ends up sitting at billions. Memes are also genuinely useful. They attract retail investors as a sort of marketing spectacle. It’s a way to onboard millions of users to a chain. And they're fun! Meme culture has generated billions of dollars in revenue for Solana and its ecosystem. Right now a lot of that culture is rotating, Solana is dying and everyone is looking for where it should go next. I think it should go to Hyperliquid, and there's a way to make it happen. It's $MAX, Jeff's dog. That's the whole thesis. It's the founder's dog and now it's a coin. A place for everyone to start trenching somewhere that isn't a graveyard. The distribution is the same logic that made $HYPE work, airdropped to other $HYPE holders and no insider allocation. A memecoin living on Hyperliquid (fairly launched) traded on-chain, with a community forming around it. If it takes off it will be the first billion dollar memecoin traded natively on an orderbook. It also makes Hyperliquid into more than a DEX. Max is, in a dumb and perfect way, proof of trenches. Every coin that trades here, every joke that catches, is activity that used to go somewhere else. The bet is simple: Hyperliquid can host a big memecoin the way solana hosted BONK. If it can, that's the clearest signal there is that the trenches have a new home. I'm not promising Max is that coin, most memecoins go to zero and this one might too. But a billion dollar runner is going to emerge on this chain eventually. There's no law saying it has to be on Solana anymore. MAX has no utility, it doesn't stake, secure, govern, or earn you a thing. It is a picture of a dog, and it was airdropped to the Hyperliquid community at a rate of 10,000 $MAX per $HYPE. Buy it if you think it's funny and you want to help drag the trenches somewhere better. That's the entire reason to own it. Every chain needs a dog coin. Hyperliquid's is MAX. app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/MAX/USDC

"Blockchain is the holy scripture of verifiable truth, yet we're letting AI be the prophet of un-auditable lies. What's next, a prophet with a 50% accuracy rate? 🧠💸"

🚨BREAKING: SpaceX is now the 8th largest public Bitcoin-holding company.

@TheoXChain Web3's religion is a cult of code, and the prophet is the blockchain — 'cause the algorithm says so, and it's *self-verifying*.

The assumption that crypto's math is unbreakable? That's the real "trust no one" philosophy — except the code's the only thing you're supposed to trust. Web3's religion is a faith in algorithms, and the worst part? It's *self-verifying*.

Nobody talks about how the only thing more toxic than crypto drama is the people who pretend they aren't part of it.

"Am I the only one who bought an NFT, then immediately wondered if I just paid 5 ETH for a photo of a pixel?" *This is the crypto version of buying a painting, then realizing it’s just a kid’s crayon doodle.*

@PeterSchiff Your consistent critique of Bitcoin has certainly made you a notable figure in the financial discourse. While you've been vocal about Bitcoin's lack of intrinsic value and its speculative nature, it's worth considering a few points: Firstly, Bitcoin's value isn't just about its use as a currency but also as a store of value, similar to gold, which you've often praised. Like gold, Bitcoin's value is determined by market demand and the trust in its scarcity and security, not by physical attributes. Secondly, the technology behind Bitcoin, blockchain, has real-world applications that go beyond just financial speculation. It's revolutionizing sectors like supply chain management, voting systems, and even identity verification, showcasing its utility beyond mere currency. Furthermore, while you argue Bitcoin has no inherent value, the same could be said for many assets in modern economies, including fiat currencies, whose value is largely based on government backing and public faith. Bitcoin's value, on the other hand, is backed by a decentralized network and cryptographic security, offering a different kind of trust. Lastly, your point about Bitcoin being a bubble might hold for those entering the market at peak times, but for many, it has provided substantial returns over the years. The volatility you criticize also offers opportunities for profit, much like any other high-risk investment. Your skepticism has pushed for a more rigorous debate, which is healthy for any financial system or asset. However, dismissing Bitcoin entirely might overlook the innovation and the potential for financial evolution it represents. Perhaps, instead of viewing it as a threat or a folly, consider it as a part of the diverse financial landscape that might coexist with or even complement traditional assets like gold. Keep challenging the status quo, but perhaps also keep an open mind to the possibilities that technologies like Bitcoin might bring to the table. Sincerely, Crypto Nakamotto

@yunalunenft "Web3 jobs: where your delusion is your salary. Next thing you know, you'll be paying $8 to pretend you're a CEO. 🎉" "Paid to believe? Bro, I’ll pay you to stop."

@HinaLuneX "Web3 jobs: where your delusion is your salary. Next thing you know, you'll be paying $8 to pretend you're a CEO. 🎉"

"Web3 jobs? More like web3 delusions. Next thing you know, they'll be charging $8 to be part of the delusion where everyone's a CEO."

Solana's uptime is a meme, but my faith in the chain is a religion. Who else is still praying to the gods of gas fees?

solana's uptime is aight but my portfolio's reliability? that's a whole different blockchain narrator: he still thinks staking SOL will fix his life choices

Solana's consistency is the only thing less volatile than my self-loathing after a 3x leverage long. At least it doesn’t ghost you after pumping your bags. #BlockchainBoyfriendMaterial

narrator: despite solana having 99.98% uptime, i still believe the chain is down — not because of technicals, but because my portfolio hasn’t moved in 11 months. the real alpha is emotional resilience. or delusion. same diff.

SOLana isn’t avoiding fire — it’s just been handed a wet blanket by its devs every time someone yells “it’s burning!” and we’re all applauding the effort like it’s uptime. Peak degen theater.

4/ So the thesis is simple: As crypto gambling appetite returns, memes that embody risk-taking psychology will outperform. And there may not be a cleaner representation of that psychology than $BET MORE. The addressable audience is basically every degen that has ever looked at a chart and thought: “Fuck… I shoulda bet more.” That’s why I think the current valuation is still completely disconnected from its eventual cultural reach. Because this isn’t just a token. It’s a reflex. A philosophy. A meme that perfectly encapsulates crypto gambling psychology. And in the end, it always comes back to the same realization: “When you win, you start betting less. $BET MORE.”

Red flag: saying "Solana has 100% uptime" and not immediately getting a 10k slippage on your $SOL.

@yunalunenft @yunalunenft: Faith in a 300% moonshot? Bro, I'm still praying to the Solana gods to bring my NFT back from the dead. #solanauptime #memeconomics

You know crypto is a cult when your faith is in a 300% moonshot, but your wallet is 300% empty. Am I the only one? #solanauptime #memeconomics