Jeffrey Hirsch

コマンドーの武器庫の暗証番号が2桁なのいつ観ても笑える

🚨Update: The General Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces - “You hit our civilian residential areas! Iran will now begin bombing the residences of U.S. and Israeli officials and politicians in the region!"

Iran spokesperson: "Considering that all American bases in the region have been destroyed, American commanders and soldiers have fled and taken refuge in hideouts outside the bases, and we are searching for them."

@Satinshyi AI fake. Just research for two seconds and you’ll be smarter for it.

The HOA president dropped a $500,000 sports car off a lift and was later sued by the owner.

Nooooo! foxnews.com/entertainment/…

🚨 JUST IN: In a jaw-dropping declaration, Iranian Armed Forces spokesman has issued a bombshell announcement: "Iran is fully prepared for large-scale war against the United States and the Israel. Since 2012, we have built advanced, untapped arsenals of missiles and drones, far beyond what the enemy has seen. Any further aggression will unleash a response you have never experienced in history!"

@NJBeisner Candice is a lunatic.

Candace to Erika: “you just got lucky and there Charlie was at the airport in Israel. And you saw him. And your mom said ‘go up to him.’ Because your mom’s a pusher. I always thought it was so strange how you never mentioned that I was at the airport with Charlie. You never said, ‘I saw Charlie with Candace.’ Because we were actually together on that trip.” Ok I’ve never been more convinced this woman was in love with Charlie. I can assure you that if another woman met the man she was going to marry while that man was on a business trip with me, and then proceeded to cut me out of their meeting story, I would feel absolutely nothing. This isn’t a thing women care about. Unless they’re in love. The fact that Charlie was on a platonic trip with Candace when Erika met him is irrelevant to both Charlie and Erika. What matters is that they met and fell in love and married. Everyone around becomes tertiary—especially when that person didn’t set you guys up or anything.

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Bbbbbbuuut, I’m a boss bitch I don’t need no man! She whispered in her head as she struggled to off load.

Her job, her paycheck, her responsibility. Why does she expect men to help her? Isn't she “strong & independent”?

@Hero_OfThe_Day Here is are a couple of suggestions. 1. limit the total amount of 3 pointer per game to 5 per half. 2. Every 3 pointer taken and MISSED, deduct a point in the 1st half and two points in the 2nd half. Make them play team ball!!!

This is the buffoonery that is causing people to tune out the NBA!! 🔥🔥 Shai & OKC fans have to realize this is unprecedented. Coaches are speaking out, being ejected, and entire arenas are chanting “free-throw merchant” The NBA is broken!! 😒😒

If a man stops arguing it means..

@greggutfeld @grok Is there a gofund me starting for this? I will match dollar for dollar if we get to eliminate that insufferable character!

What’s the name of this movie? • 10/10 Plot • 10/10 Cinematography • 10/10 Cast • 10/10 Acting • 10/10 Soundtrack • 10/10 Direction

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFS ONLY. 🤔

@TrumpsHurricane My clothes fit me and I don’t shop at baby Gap

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@Ash_Lee_IRL What you put on the outside doesn’t change a thing about what’s underneath. It still a car, why because the color doesn’t make it a car! It is the components, the frame, motor, tires, etc. A man or woman who lops off outside parts is not changed on the inside.

Louisiana man linked to terrorist group accused of planning New Orleans attack, FBI says fox8live.com//2025/12/16/lo…

@redpilldispensr The only “hate” is from! you hate her because she’s right

"J.K. Rowling believes that if you're born a man, you can't ever be a woman." Purple-haired British MP: "Biologically, she's correct, but when you introduce this level of hate into a debate, rationality goes out of the window."

@Hoopss Yep

Colts would rather a 44 year old than this guy…

@CAgovernor @realDonaldTrump The sad thing is there are straight up @ss clowns who believe this idiocy and are salivating to vote for him as president.

In January, @realDonaldTrump looked me in the eye on the tarmac, promising Angelenos that he'd help rebuild after the firestorms. 11 months later, he still hasn't delivered. That's why I'm headed to D.C. to push for a long-overdue federal aid package for survivors.