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@HlisUmoya

Crafting dreams into reality, one keystroke at a time. Turning chaos into creativity and spreading a symphony of inspiration. ✨ #RelationshipAdvice Parody

hlisumoya Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Hon Zivhu@killerzivhu1·
For varakashi vakaramba mari, there are 10 brand-new cars. The amount is now at 35K. My advice, guys: keep on refusing , until you’re given new houses and 200k each. This is your chance before the sons of the soil take full control
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Ruvarashe@beloved_ruva·
Another thing, Jonasi Gomora must be a muera shumba or mhofu. Those are the clans known for having a reputation for causing trouble and havoc wherever they go. 🚮
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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
@loiceMututuvar1 Uri right zvako siwitiwe, fall for your type. Honeymoon phase inozoti yapera wotowana kuti waakuudzwa zvaana "ita semunhu akafunda...", "zvinomeka sense here..." Wotoshaya kuti zvinofamba sei
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Icarus will learn that feeding pigeons will get them shitting on your Bentley. 🤣🤣
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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
Nhema dziri paLinkedIn ka, Chiblue app chiya!
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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
@Mavhure @paultungwarara Hahaha King, handty apa kurikupiwa vairwa nenzwara? Saka Advisor vanenge vachizvibunza kuti Ndanga inopiwa nekuti yaita sei?
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Dear @paultungwarara I come in peace.I see some people refusing your $10k offer.Can you kindly redirect their allocation to Ndanga hospital in Zaka. Ndanga hospital is largest maternal referral hospital in Zaka.Its winter and it needs blankets, beds etc🇿🇼🙏
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Jaqueline Sande-Kamanga
Paitwa ma counter offer
Carlton N Kaziboni@KaziboniN4091

My Dear Brother @paultungwarara: Allow me to express my sincere appreciation for your generous gesture towards my person for the $10 000 gift extended to me. I receive the gesture with humility and gratitude. However, after careful reflection I respectfully decline the offer. As a revolutionary cadre, I have always held the conviction that defending His Excellency, the President of the Republic of Zimbabwe, Cde. Dr. Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa, defending ZANU PF and safeguarding the gains of our liberation struggle is not a commercial undertaking. It is a duty born out of loyalty, conviction, patriotism and unwavering commitment to the revolutionary cause. For me, the revolution has never been for sale nor has my support for our President ever been motivated by the prospect of personal benefit. Furthermore, I do not consider myself more deserving than the countless cadres and patriots who tirelessly defend, promote and advance the best interests of our party and country every day, often without recognition or reward. Many have sacrificed immensely for the revolution and I remain humbled to stand among them. I now understand why our fathers who brought about total independence and democracy always remind us that they stand with those whom they fought side by side for the liberation of this motherland, they did so for no personal gain but for the love of our nation. The reality is that I am not a wealthy man. Like many Zimbabweans I face personal and family obligations that such assistance would undoubtedly help address. Yet revolutionary principles must always take precedence over personal circumstances. My conscience, values and commitment to the cause compel me to respectfully decline this gift. I therefore remain grateful for your kindness and consideration while reaffirming that my loyalty to the President, the party and the nation remains unwavering, uncompromising and beyond material consideration. Yours in the Revolutionary Struggle: Mhuru yaMambo Alligator

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Dobbs@Dobbs30166321·
Both Baba Shona and paDare belongs to Kubakwaro function.
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@MacBelts Haasi kuti no thank you uyu Unkle, Hoyu BaShona ari kuti kana Bheni achipuhwa 200000 iye haangatori 10000. Kwandiri BaShona munhu ari kuda kuwedzerwa mari, kwete ari kuiramba. Tingangototi aramwa

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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
@Leokoni @hwendec Mutengesi unomuona zvake, nekunyebedzera kuhwisisa Zanu. Ipapa paCAB3, ndakanzwa baba ava vava kuti varikutosubmitta ma amendments avanoproposa. Kuita kunge munhu anonzwisisa, izvo aiwa munhu anotengesa
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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
@MacBelts Haasi kuti no thank you uyu Unkle, Hoyu BaShona ari kuti kana Bheni achipuhwa 200000 iye haangatori 10000. Kwandiri BaShona munhu ari kuda kuwedzerwa mari, kwete ari kuiramba. Tingangototi aramwa
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Gerrard Anko Ged Belts
BaShona says NO THANK YOU
BaShona.@BaShonaBaShona

Coming out of my review appointment with my doctor and being greeted with this news is truly encouraging. Thank you, Advisor, for recognising and rewarding fellow comrades who have been working tirelessly, day and night, defending the name of our Leader and President, Emmerson D. Mnangagwa @edmnangagwa, Amai @ZimFirstLady, the First Family, and our party, ZANU-PF. Their commitment to championing the 2018 Manifesto, NDS1, NDS2, and CAB3 is commendable. I have no doubt that, among ourselves, we will never hesitate to defend and fight for what we believe in. Our loyalty to the party, its leadership, and its vision for Zimbabwe remains unwavering. However, as for me, Cde Advisor, I will respectfully decline the money, as I consider it an insult to the sacrifices and efforts I have personally made in defending our leadership against individuals such as @matinyarare. Rewarding someone with US$200,000 and a Toyota Land Cruiser after they publicly humiliated my dear President, Amai, and the First Family on the international stage raises serious concerns. Listening to Rutendo's apology and his criticism of Dr. Kuda Tagwirei, claiming that he has not shared his wealth with fellow Zimbabweans, leaves many questions unanswered. You yourself have acknowledged Dr. Tagwirei's immense contribution to national development during a period when our economy was under severe attack from sanctions. Today, he remains under sanctions largely because of his support for the President, the Government, and the defence of our nation's interests. Cde Advisor, you work closely with Dr. Tagwirei in ensuring that His Excellency's vision for Zimbabwe is achieved. Therefore, some of these developments are difficult to understand. Once again, thank you for the offer and for recognising the efforts of fellow comrades. However, I will respectfully not accept it. Pamberi ne ZANU-PF! Pamberi ne Vision 2030! Nyika inovakwa nevene vayo. 2030 NDEYA EMMMERSON!!!

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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
Mukomana ari kuudzwa kuti anofanira kuuya kukanyika nekuti pane zvinoda kuitwa maringe nemwana wake mupebvu. Asi iko mhiri kwemakungwa kwakaendwayo ungati hazvisati zvanyatsomira bwanji. Kozotiwo ungati namai mupebvu wirirano inenge shoma, zvotoita sokuti vakutoshandisa mupebvu kuti Onini adzoke. Ndizvamunoona kudai Onini ati amboikanda kuvadare vepaX.
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Dr Walter Mzembi
Dr Walter Mzembi@waltermzembi·
This morning I want to raise alarm on lost income to the Exchequer on the subject of TAXATION of gifts . A gift is deemed income beyond certain value thresholds , a gift is deemed a sale , therefore the value of the gift should be taxed in the hands of the Recipient at fair market value . Are the values of these gifts we read so much about taxable according to the Income Tax Act ? Simple logic , if you give your child an immovable property the fair market value is not tax free under the Capital Gains Act (Chapter 23:01). It is a deemed sale . So many assets are exchanging hands in the name of Donations and Gifts , Cars, pieces of land etc , is the interest of ZIMRA invited to assess market value and tax the Recipients accordingly ?
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ShiningMidnight1@HlisUmoya·
23 “Therefore, the Kingdom of Heaven can be compared to a king who decided to bring his accounts up to date with servants who had borrowed money from him. 24 In the process, one of his debtors was brought in who owed him millions of dollars.[c] 25 He couldn’t pay, so his master ordered that he be sold—along with his wife, his children, and everything he owned—to pay the debt. 26 “But the man fell down before his master and begged him, ‘Please, be patient with me, and I will pay it all.’ 27 Then his master was filled with pity for him, and he released him and forgave his debt. 28 “But when the man left the king, he went to a fellow servant who owed him a few thousand dollars.[d] He grabbed him by the throat and demanded instant payment.
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