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@GordonGekko420 Yea I really believed a woman would say cannons..

Turns out this was just an Indian guy trying to scam because he got fired. Yikes

@Cheamane At the same time it’s the best for finding non mainstream artists.

This is the worst era for Mainstream music in my entire lifetime. That's across all genres. It's not close either.

@SleeperOrioles 2025 all over again.

Trevor Rogers is sick 🤮 He's going on the 15-day IL with an illness the team announced #Birdland

@afkostka The life of an orioles fan is exhausting.

Trevor Rogers, with an illness, becomes latest Orioles starter to hit injured list thebanner.com/sports/orioles…

@ZachGelb Definitely follow her around with cameras. She isn’t going through enough.

TMZ passing up the original story first and now following Mike Vrabel’s wife to make up for it is lame and weird.

@saxboybilly18 Gonna keep going up till people stop buying them.

PNC Park Fanatics store, New Era authentic Pirates fitted cap: $54.99. TEN DOLLARS more than it was last year/this off season. Didn’t even raise it by $2-3, just said F these suckers. How does something that gets shittier year after year keep going up in price???

@InternetH0F So is the position now available!?

A JPMorgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass, abuse, drug, racially abuse, and threaten the career of a junior male employee She's accused of turning the male broker into a "sex slave"

@jcalvinmeyer They need to blow up this entire organization. They’re never going anywhere. Gunnar’s time here will likely end without a single playoff win.

Orioles injured list: SP Trevor Rogers (illness) SP Dean Kremer (quad) 2B Jackson Holliday (hamate, rehab) OF Heston Kjerstad (hamstring) LHP Dietrich Enns (foot, rehab) RHP Yaramil Hiraldo (shoulder, 60-day) RHP Colin Selby (shoulder, 60-day) 1B Ryan Mountcastle (foot, 60-day) 3B Jordan Westburg (elbow, 60-day) RHP Felix Bautista (shoulder, 60-day) RHP Zach Eflin (elbow, 60-day) The Orioles began the regular season with six MLB-caliber starting pitchers. Half of them are now on the IL.

@realgeekdjoe The spicy is the best fast food chicken sandwich.

bro niggas DIED for this shit 😭

@TheDMVLive Montgomery county has become an absolute dump. An incredibly expensive one too.

A student arrived at the hospital with a gunshot wound after a reported shooting at Blake High School this morning 🚨 At around 11:31pm, Montgomery County Fire and Rescue and Police were dispatched to Blake High School for the report of a shooting. No victims were found at the school, however a teen later showed up at a nearby hospital having been shot in the foot after a fight broke out, per several sources. Police have a suspect in custody at the school and a gun recovered. Investigators are still working to gather more information. Blake High School remains on a “HOLD” (lockdown) status. Parents are asked to not come to the school to pick up their kids, per MCPS. (ON-SCENE REPORT)

@DoctorLemma “So, what do you do for a living?”

There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby. They march across a red carpet to a marble fountain in front of the guests, then swim there until evening. The tradition started in 1933 when the hotel’s manager came back from a duck hunting trip with too much whiskey in him and dumped his live decoys in the lobby fountain as a prank. Guests loved it. A few years later, a former circus animal trainer working as a bellman at the hotel volunteered to look after the ducks and taught them to march. The hotel gave him the title of Duckmaster. He kept the job for 50 years. The ducks now live on the rooftop in a marble palace that cost the hotel $200,000 to build, with their own miniature replica of the hotel inside. The hotel’s French restaurant has refused to serve duck on the menu since 1981.

@jcalvinmeyer No accountability at all. Why can’t he just be honest and say that if Cowser wants more playing time he needs to step it up?

Craig Albernaz on Colton Cowser being on the bench for a fourth straight game: “To me, it’s nothing about Cowser. It’s how Leody’s been playing and also how Beavers has been playing. “I think Cowser is trending in the right way. The at-bats have been better, the impact quality has been better. Swing decisions are trending, too.” “To me, it says more about Leody and Beavers than Cowser. I think Cowser still has the potential to be dangerous in the box, he is dangerous in the box. But for right now, it's Leody and Beavers playing tonight.”

@Tr00peRR @tacobell Are guns part of the standard issued uniform?

One injured after a shooting inside the Taco Bell in West Palm Beach around noon Monday. The shooting stemmed from an argument (reportedly over a fountain drink). One suspect is in custody. Victim taken to hospital with minor injuries.

@Tr00peRR Live Mas!

@theGray_Lion @el_travs Was thinking this same thing yesterday. This organization could sign and ruin Ohtani.

@el_travs What O's fans will never realize is that we DON'T need an ace... We could get Skubal and Skeens next offseason and they in an Os uniform would have a combinded 8.45 ERA... There's a mental thing going on with this team rn... Idk what the problem is but I think it's way deeper

2025 Orioles fans - "We need to sign an ace" Mike Elias - "We have Grayson Rodriguez" Rodriguez - 0 IP 2026 Orioles fans - "We need to sign an ace" Mike Elias - "We have Rogers and Bradish" Rogers and Bradish - 3-6 4.50 ERA 2.13 K/BB

@Brick_Suit Damn I slept through 9 world wars! Melatonin gummies are incredible!

Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven." UNBELIEVABLE

@Variety You all were so outraged that to get back at them you continued to sign those contracts!

Lisa Kudrow says the "Friends" writers were "mostly men" who reprimanded the cast for forgetting lines and stayed "up late discussing their sexual fantasies" about her female co-stars: "Don't forget we were recording in front of a live audience of 400, and if you messed up one of these writers' lines or it didn't get the perfect response they could be like, 'Can’t the bitch f---ing read? She's not even trying. She f---ed up my line.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@officer_Lew With no real consequences it will only continue. No accountability anymore.

NEW🚨: (Towson, MD) A group of 10 juveniles swarmed a girl near the bus stop, then repeatedly stomped on her stomach and head while others cheered. This brutal attack happened in broad daylight. Police have identified 9 juveniles (ages 11-14) — 5 now facing second-degree assault charges. Juvenile crime like this is out of control.

@CogZoom @SweetTexanRose Unless it’s funny.

Why do you idiots think public spaces are just a big set for you to go around filming your silly Tik Toks? It's nothing but main character syndrome aka narcissism. IDC, call me a boomer, flame away, but yelling like a maniac in public spaces is not acceptable behavior and absolutely should not be encouraged.

I can’t stop laughing! 😂 This guy goes into fast food joints and yells their company slogans after buying their food. 😂 The reactions he gets are hilarious! 🤣

@ThrillaRilla369 Not only did they not watch me but I was miles from home on my bike often.

How many of you played outside from morning until evening without adults watching every move that you made?