Grateful HODL

Juan bitcoin = Juan Bitcoin

They’re going to inject all assets bigger than a Brazilian BBL

@Gavin_McInnes Dudes a fucking slick retard

He’s doing this weird Matthew McConaughey thing that he thinks makes him seem cool and young.

@SujalJethwani @CryptoHayes @BitMEX Very gay and will age as such

🎙 The Sujal Show Ep. 11: @CryptoHayes “Why I’m Betting Big on Hyperliquid (Over Bitcoin)” The man behind @BitMEX, Arthur Hayes, reveals why 90% of traders lose money, says decentralization is “mostly marketing,” why he’s all-in on Hyperliquid & Zcash, 3 altcoins, & gives his 2028 election thesis and how it will affect Bitcoin. We Discussed on @TheSujalShow: - The 2017 moment BitMEX started printing real money - Why insider trading should be legal - Why 90% of traders lose money (90/10 rule of trading) - How to build wealth in crypto - His $150 price target for Hyperliquid by end of August - Why Hyperliquid could become the largest exchange in the world - His take on Gracy Chen's "Hyperliquid is centralized" claim - Narrative that will make stupid money - His portfolio revealed - The timeline for Bitcoin to hit $500k (gave a specific year) - Why Ethereum is still the best L1 - Zcash to $2,000–$3,000? & 10% Of Bitcoin His privacy thesis - 3 coins to outperform Bitcoin TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 02:08 How to Get Rich in Crypto Without Gambling 03:30 Why 90% of Traders Lose Money 05:32 Will AI Replace 99% of Traders? 06:23 How Salaried People Should Build Wealth in Crypto 07:25 Arthur Hayes’ Current Portfolio 07:35 Is Ethereum Still a Long-Term Bet? 08:19 Zcash to $2,000–$3,000? 09:09 Can Quantum Computing Threaten Bitcoin & Zcash? 09:42 Hyperliquid Price Prediction 10:14 How Big Can Hyperliquid Become? 11:05 Is Hyperliquid Really Decentralized? 13:11 Is Bitcoin Truly Decentralized? 13:50 Has Bitcoin Bottomed Already? 14:47 Bitcoin Future Prediction 16:34 Should Insider Trading Be Legal? 17:37 Would Legal Insider Trading Make Markets More Manipulative? 19:25 The Sujal Show Prediction Round 23:59 Is Trump Good or Bad for Crypto? 25:22 Advice for the Younger Generation From Citibank fired to crypto billionaire. His trading psychology will good for to recover loss Watch now 👇

@SenWarren @nickfost_ @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT Hey Senator, long time follower.. first time caller. Would love to just ask for the world and Americans specifically everywhere… are you fucking retarded? Not in a disrespectful way or anything, are you actually mentally challenged? Thank you for your attention on this matter.

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares. @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation. This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblu…

@PsychedelicBart It hurts bruh

Many Bitcoin Twitter OGs have told me that it’s painful to scroll through their feed now. It’s so different than what it was 8-9 years ago.

@Chilearmy123 Very gay and not funny

POV: Michael Saylor every time BTC is down 5%

@wacy_time1 We Fucking Told You Bitches

$100,000 of these altcoins bought in 2021 are worth under $3,000 today. Five years of holding for nothing.

@MTanguma @PunterJeff

@HodlMitch @PunterJeff Be careful out there! We’ll be here if/when you need us

@MTanguma You guys should do an actuarial analysis of insurance company balance sheets. Maybe you'll get 5 or 6 more likes.

@MTanguma @PunterJeff

@HodlMitch @PunterJeff

Why 'Digital Credit' is weaker than buyers are told. A five-layer look at its foundational flaws. There has been a bunch of great feedback from clients, prospective clients, and execs across the industry regarding the analysis done this week covering 'Digital Credit'. TLDR: stay humble and stack sats Awesome work from @GlennOnrampBTC , @BackslashBTC, and the entire @OnrampBitcoin team in providing a signal in an industry full of noise. If interested in reviewing, all the links are below:

@MTanguma @PunterJeff I’d rather drive the wrong way onto the off ramp

@HodlMitch @PunterJeff So glad you inquired, Onramp Finance comes at no cost! Check it out: x.com/mtanguma/statu…

@GhostofWhitman That food costs like 20 billion naka shares

Bailey gives bonuses to himself the employees at BTC inc…. The free volunteers get pizza and salad.

@MTanguma @PunterJeff Pay me 3,500 to set up your multisig already

@PunterJeff I love that you and your boss’s core KPI is X likes. Truly says everything

@JoeCarlasare Yeah fuck ohare

You can argue the bottom is in. You can argue it’s not. But it’s downright silly to say this is “just like other cycles.” Those of us who lived through prior bear markets know that Bitcoin is trading quite differently from those periods.

@ryanlongcomedy @LinkedInLunat1c

How to explain bitcoin to your family (Bitcoin Vegas 2026)

@coinjoined Expect delays, their planes are always BREAKING

They kept announcing their flights 🤔

@MartinShkreli @allquantor The eyes always gives it away

@allquantor so what

That's @MartinShkreli s cousin, btw.

@jackmallers @TheBitcoinConf Sned tit

The Bitcoin Company. Nakamoto Stage, 6:50pm ET, @TheBitcoinConf

@AEHW1 How so?

If we’re honest, Tether did a pretty good job undermining Swan

@DzambhalaHODL Por mí familia

Plz