@rmnb He's going to 400 lbs when he officially retires. I don't know if he knows moderation, which is one of the reasons I love him.
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Hokie200proof
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The World's Most Interesting Turkey
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Alex Ovechkin reveals the origins of his famous Subway tradition, lists his favorite fast food russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/07/19/ale…
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I used to fight white boys at Trinity everyday before baseball practice because they didn’t want black ppl on the team. I ain’t care and was still throwing hands. This win means something to me being from Saint Louis as a Cardinals fan.
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_
Jordan Walker is the first Cardinal to ever win a Home Run Derby
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It's not a tumor!
FinalFan ☄️ FFXIV noob 🗡@FFANTASYacc
I need your shoes, you clothes and your motorcycle
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@Retron8 Can you forward that video to me? For a friend... for science.
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I just opened TikTok and was greeted with a video of horses mating… why?
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@TST___Radio Biblical penalty for raping a virgin was paying her father 50 shekels and marry her (Deuteronomy 22:23-29). If the victim was married and didn't scream out she'd be stoned to death. It's a good thing Christians moved on from a literal interpretation of their holy texts.
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Because Christians do not read their own Bible, and if they do, they certainly don’t abide by the text religiously. They also don’t learn anything about Islam to understand the context, geographically or theologically.
1 Corinthians 11:5-6New International Version
5 But every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is the same as having her head shaved. 6 For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head.
Sana Ebrahimi Ledene@__Injaneb96
No one is forcing the nun to become a nun or to wear her habit, but I was forced to wear the hijab at age 7, otherwise, they wouldn’t let me into elementary school. So yeah… screw your savage religion.
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@__Injaneb96 The penalty for raping a virgin in the OT was you had to pay her father 50 shekels and marry her. It's a good thing Christians and Jews moved on from a literal interpretation of their holy texts.
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I wouldn’t start this game with me if I were you.
I know the Quranic verses where Allah permits the killing of infidels and non-believers, commands you won’t find anywhere in Christianity or Judaism.
Christians and Jews can leave their faith, burn their holy books, and no one bats an eye. In Islam? Apostasy carries the death penalty.
So go ahead and argue with ex-Muslims about Islam. Just know you’ll only end up exposing it even more.
Ryan Gable@TST___Radio
Because Christians do not read their own Bible, and if they do, they certainly don’t abide by the text religiously. They also don’t learn anything about Islam to understand the context, geographically or theologically. 1 Corinthians 11:5-6New International Version 5 But every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is the same as having her head shaved. 6 For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head.
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@Retron8 Why most Canes logos look like an irritated butthole and their goalie is named Bussi? Coincidence?
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Legit thought this was a fleshlight for a second.
John A. Douglas@J0hnADouglas
Do you like your popcorn buckets with or without a foreskin?
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@mtaibbi Isn't worth a synonym of wealth? Like literally? Shouldn't that one bullet be more like "Wealth = societal value" or something?
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That’s white culture “in the United States,” which would be less ridiculous if the Smithsonian display weren’t so obviously a set of reversed idiotic black stereotypes (whites are punctual, white people think in a linear way, white children have two parents and their own rooms).
Spikels@Spikels
@mtaibbi The Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture (NMAAHC) seems to have a pretty precise idea. Maybe white people like you just take white culture for granted?
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@dropalltables Was that the plot to Tweeting Never Dies or Teslapussy?
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Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.
Financial Times@FT
Elon Musk is a real-life Bond villain ft.trib.al/zAOuVKk
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Day 13 where I take Rodney from Skate or Die on the NES but have him say Rodney Dangerfield jokes
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Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals is tomorrow, and I'm out here asking the really hard questions.
Also, who you got for tomorrow? Carolina or Vegas?
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@RetroMoviesDB I need some GD Jan Michael Vincents over here
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I wish kids today knew how hard this intro truly went...
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Peter Laviolette has been hired as the new head coach of the Los Angeles Kings. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/06/08/pet…
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@VigilantFox I went so deep looking for what "repair person" might mean... like is this a new "grape or graped" or "self unalived" and I'm so disappointed it's just subbing person for man.
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JERRY O’CONNELL: “Bill Maher kept calling me a woke P-word.”
JAMIE KENNEDY: “Are you woke?”
O’CONNELL: “If by woke, you mean I’m like a progressive Californian… if I call someone a ‘repair person.’”
KENNEDY: “But you’re not really doing that?”
O’CONNELL: “Doing what?”
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@mattwritesbooks Believe all accusers. Right? No? We're off that now?
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Building a wall in my house and I left a message to anyone who wants to mess with my work.
It’s-a-me!
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