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In case you’re stuck indoors today; behold this waterfall.

@DudespostingWs It's weird, but when the kid is asking, "how many likes..." the dad mouths the first few words in sync with the kid. Of course you don't believe anything like this isn't coached or staged. But to see it in this way made it feel so tainted.

Kid asks his dad how many likes the video needs for him to take him to an F1 race. Dad says 10k likes and an F1 driver comment. The video ended up getting over 1m+ likes and multiple F1 drivers commented. Looks like he’s going to his first F1 race.

This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

@Grummz @PlayWindrose is actually a pretty great game with even greater potential. I just finished the 'get your ship' quest. I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but please press the 'B' key when you get on deck for the first time. One of my top 10 gaming moments of all time. So epic.

Windrose is at 106,077 players right now, setting a new peak. PC Gamer didn't like it. Games PC Gamer DID like and recommended: Marathon Concord Highguard Dragon Age Veilguard AC Shadows Any questions?

@TaraBull This has to be a trans woman. Only a man would do this kind of thing, for reasons only a man would understand.

TikTok Star 'Tunnel Girl' Digs Massive Unauthorized Tunnel Under Virginia Home

@alphafox The people in the comments who think they are responding directly to this man...

Why are you gae?

@chmpntrdr @alphafox Please know that your wit was appreciated and that this made people smile, myself included. Thank you. Also, you're gae.

@alphafox Cos we’re algae

I have to say that @realjeffreyross has a comedy special on Netflix right now called, 'Take A Banana For The Ride," and it's one of the best things I've ever seen on a screen. I thought it was going to be just a comedy show. Turns out it's a masterwork of healing.

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Hilarious this band covers that banger on-hold music 😂🤘

@JamesLucasIT In the U.S. the HOA lady would get mad about the animal getting too much shine snd she’d call the cops who would send a SWAT team to kill the penguin. Unless it was a kid that thought it was a penguin. Then they’d just kidnap the kid. Glad Japan is cool.

This is what the internet was invented for In 1996, a King Penguin named Lala became a local celebrity in Shibushi, Japan. After being rescued from a fishing net by the Nishimoto family, he refused to return to the wild. He lived in an air-conditioned room in their home and was famous for walking alone to the fish market wearing a tiny backpack. The fishmonger would feed him a fresh fish and place another in his bag for the trip home.

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@CollinRugg Unless it's used as a tool to attempt to destroy someone they hate, people don't like to talk about CSAM because it's icky and uncomfortable. Most people don't realize how the CSAM underworld works nor how decent people inadvertently help perpetuate it. Most don't care to know.

JUST IN: Tim Tebow shows senators a map of the United States showing every single location where someone is downloading, sharing, or distributing CSAM. “We are losing the battle, and we are losing the war, and boys and girls are suffering for it…” “Every red dot that is on there is someone that is downloading, sharing, or distributing [CSAM].” “55% to 85% of them are also hands-on offenders, and we know that your average offender has thirteen victims in their lifetime.” “The scale of harm right here in America is, to a certain extent, hard to comprehend, but that's why we're here.”

@BleacherReport @ByCoryDiaz @whereisdw Fucking Based.

Key & Peele smiling somewhere 😂 (via @ByCoryDiaz, @whereisdw)

@MensHumor Neither I. I'm not mad at him. I'm glad he's doing well. My kids used to watch him, now they're into other things. I wanted to speak my kid's language. I had to correctly reference people from their gens culture. Mr. Beast is a easy family reference for particular archetypes now.

Proud to say I’ve never watched a single second of a single Mr. Beast video in my life.

@JimmysSeafood @HuffPost Thank you for your service, Jimmy.

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

@FightBell Don’t ever do this. Never point your firearm at something you aren’t willing to destroy. A firearm isn’t an argument winner or an assertion of dominance. In a world where the other guy is armed, all that car had to do was drop back, gain tactical advantage and open fire.

Don't f*ck with people you don't know

@historigins This should have been a private moment. That kid’s wellness is not for farming likes. Typical foster family.

This boy had been shunted from family to family in the foster care system, until he found the right one

@SoveyX Imagine getting the silver medal and not appreciating the moment or the honor.

The lost art of shoe polishing

@sciencegirl This should have been a private moment.

Woman records herself eating the last meal she had frozen, made by her late mother

@wholesome_X_ Lynn from “Child Life,” a child patient service provided by Legacy Emmanuel Hospital in Portland, read to my son while he was dying in his hospital bed. Later she sang to him while he found the strength to eat. Then she danced and played games with him when he relearned to walk.

These are the people that should get Six figure bonuses