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@jorge_almodovar Hungry

We’re celebrating the end of the semester with BBQ at the park! I’m super proud of everyone in the group. This has been a fantastic year and it is certainly an honor to have them all in the lab. Congrats all!

@UArkansas @UARKLibraries No, I’m not

Looking for a place to study for your finals? @UARKLibraries lists all the spots in and out of campus + how to reserve rooms and locate printing resources ➡️ bit.ly/3LBMM9x

@jenniferdoleac Damn dog you tweet a lot

The Lacheys have really cracked the reality dating show formula. Respect.

@peevedccprof Yaaaawwwwwnnnnnn

@jenniferdoleac Yaaawwwwnnnnnn

Khoa’s tweets are unlocked again!!! 🎉🎉🎉

@shaindelr @ReadTheSyllabus Spent most of my break drunk and / or high. As fuckkkk. @NSF panel tomorrow. Niceeee

@SarcasmProf Uh no. Never. Not touching that. Unless it comes with a month of summer salary

Would you review a thesis plan for free? (Written by somebody who isn't your student nor works with you)

@realstewpeters Alleged micropenis, @realstewpeters

Alleged signed official statement from Stormy Daniels admitting affair and hush money never happened. DA Alvin Bragg called a grand jury to indict Trump for something he knew never happened. Bragg should be stripped of his law license and imprisoned immediately.

@realstewpeters @realstewpeters you haven’t answered my question. Do you have a micropenis? No shame in that.

Looks like people are waking up. This guy is on point!

@SarcasmProf Being able to go drinking at 2pm. Daily.

What would you say is more important for an #academic?

@realstewpeters Do you have a micropenis, @realstewpeters ?

The war on Whites is waging against your children at school. Homeschooling is the best option.

@RazorbackMBB 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

If you're listening... HOGS PLAY TODAY

@RazorbackMBB LOL losers

13:30 | Black is in double-digits. We are on a 8-0 run. Hogs: 41 Huskies: 62

@ass_deans You’re a national treasure

@pedrohcgs @EmoryEconomics Sorry to hear that. You’ll probably be mediocre like the rest of us.

😍I'm coming back to Academia😍 I am joining @EmoryEconomics in September! My time as a full-time tech economist has been excellent. It has helped me become a better communicator and practitioner. But I am so happy and excited about this new chapter! Full-time researcher again!

@jenniferdoleac @williamarbour Damn dog you tweet a lot

@williamarbour There is very little work out there that plausibly measures the causal effect of within-prison programs. (I'm struggling to think of any other papers that do so!) A great space for PhD students to hunt for natural experiments. Congrats to William for finding a good one!

I enjoyed talking about this paper with my 2nd-year Econ PhD class today: "Can Recidivism Be Prevented from Behind Bars? Evidence from a Behavioral Program" by @williamarbour williamarbour.com/job-market-pap…

@theNASEM @ISSUESinST 🥱

The U.S. invests heavily in #innovation, but those investments may not be distributed equitably due to policy and funding practices that often replicate existing #bias and #inequality. Learn more in an article from @ISSUESinST: ow.ly/sLwu50NpY7L

@KCurl_2 @RazorbackFB I scored a touchdown in high school!!

I hit a game winner in the HPER before

@walton_arts Yawwwwwn

Bring the whole family to #WaltonArtsCenter for a heartwarming production of #Annie. Join little orphan Annie on her journey to find family and hope in the face of adversity. Don't miss out on this timeless #musical May 5-7 >> bit.ly/AnnieWAC