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@SETrunkRoads @trafficscotland 😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that will be a laff

NEXT WEEK: A five-week programme of overnight maintenance on the #A720 Edinburgh City Bypass is set to begin on the night of 13 April and will be completed in phases up until the morning of 16 May. Full details: bearscot.com/a720-edinburgh…

@mickeya100 A barge ya dildo

Spotted on canal today, what is it ?

@EricaRN4USA @FLOTUS Eyes twinkle like her paedo husband

I have said this numerous times - but I absolutely love how outgoing our .@FLOTUS Is during this second administration. Her smiles are captivating and her eyes twinkle, especially when she’s around children.

@StateDept Trumpet will have a hard job doing that when he is in a prison cell doing time for war crimes

SECRETARY RUBIO: The whole world has been impacted unfortunately because Iran is violating every law known by striking commercial vessels in the Straits of Hormuz. Iran is a regime that doesn’t believe in laws, rules, or anything like that. It’s a state sponsor of terrorism.

@AnasSarwar Hi anus you and your party will know about filling holes

Motorists are paying the price for the SNP’s failure to get the basics right. A Scottish Labour government will fill the potholes.

@omoelerinjare1 And wots your point 😵‍💫

A dad once took two different photos with his adorable young daughters. Now that they're 19 and 21, he could only recreate one of them.

@DavyRussell4HLS @ScottishLabour Hi fat Davy. Wen your marching season start Ya fat orange 💩

In Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse, and many constituencies across Scotland, it is only @ScottishLabour that can beat the SNP. Vote for me to bring the change that Scotland needs on 7th May. x.com/Record_Politic…

@sophielouisecc Working class !!!!! You are in your late thirties you are in your first job since you left school coz no one would give you a job. Coz you are a scrounger and a ginger 🪭ny

Hi has as a working class person who has to go to work I am not a fan of people who do not work earning more than me in benefits Hope that helps.

@HolyroodSources @AnasSarwar Anus is talking out his anus

"We have a chance for the first time in a generation to change the First Minister" @AnasSarwar reiterates his view that the Scottish electorate should focus on scrutinising the SNP's record at Holyrood rather than Labour's performance at Westminster ahead of the Scottish Parliament election. @CalumAM | @geoffaberdein | @akmaciver

@ukboomers @floboflo Very understanding living in the past

The other day we were on a cruise and our grandson rang asking for a bit of money. He's just started at the NHS full time, earns £28,000 a year. That's what we paid for our house. I said love, if you're earning a whole house a year and still struggling, that's not a money problem, that's a discipline problem. I'd help but I'm afraid of spoiling the boy. Our neighbour David was a doctor for 35 years, never complained once. Five rental properties now. Lovely man. I just hope the boy sorts his finances out. If we keep bailing them out they'll never learn

@pjwoodside @Anthony65780347 Look at Joani gagging for it

Blocked by both Joani Greed & Joe Fagan the Leader of South Lanarkshire Council + Labour candidate for East Kilbride 😂 #RedTories #VoteSNP #IndyRef2

@CllrTKerr @GlasgowCC @ReformUKScot @reformparty_uk Why don’t you sit your fat Rse on it

Hogganfield Loch appears to be getting an extension courtesy of SNP-run @GlasgowCC 🤦‍♂️

@killahlipstickk @PressSec @WhiteHouse You daft 🐄

@PressSec @WhiteHouse Proud troops, proud President, proud as fuck to be American. Keep owning the sky, boss. 💯🇺🇸

Proud of our troops. Proud of our President. Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸

@PressSec 🖕🐄

@DrClownPhD Useless prick took the tip off his finger with the mitre saw 😂

Omg this is genius! 😲

@RonaldMcCallum1 @outofunion @ScottishLabour It was the Westminster Tory government who let it close and gave ineos £500mill to relocate to Belgium

Petrol stations closed due to lack of fuel in Dundee and Fife. You can thank @ScottishLabour for that. They enabled the closure of our only facility in Scotland to subsidies a Belgian plant. Starmer is asleep at the wheel.

@sophielouisecc @danwootton @benhabib6 Wer you been daftie Haven’t seen you on here for weeks I m missing your 💩ramblings

Ben habib has backed my campaign to take on these racist DEI internships schemes in court that openly discriminate against white people on @danwootton outspoken (@benhabib6) Politicians have so far refused to take them on - so I will We will end this unfairness

@cathynewman @Channel4News @SkyNews I m extremely disappointed in you Cathy joining sky is as low as supporting reform and siding with trumpet

Over 20 years @Channel4News I’ve been around the world - to the Congolese jungle, on the trail of paedophiles in South Africa and Kenya - and closer to home down a sewer in Soho. I’ve shared tears & memories today with incredible colleagues. See you ⁦@SkyNews⁩ at 7

@curlowurly No that’s her sister Archie

Did Joani Reid marry her brother?

@ScotNational But the whole of the navy knew she was getting porthole pudding

Anas Sarwar has said claims that Labour MP Joani Reid had an inappropriate relationship with a captain of a nuclear-armed submarine were 'news' to him #Echobox=1775051372" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thenational.scot/news/25987757.…