Holly Ballantine

My kids had money to spend at the store. My daughter bought a toy and my son bought….a rotisserie chicken.

Hey #oscars maybe don’t have dumb sketches before every award so the people who win them can have their damn moment.

The people with the strongest opinions about halftime shows drive 6 hour road trips with no music.

Amex is like here’s your weekly snapshot of what you spent and it’s like thanks but I was there.

Very happy to report my phone now autocorrects shot to shit.

just because I hate trump and everything he’s doing doesn’t mean I wouldn’t hate any other politician doing the same thing because I’m not in a cult. hope that helps

Stella Carlson was there when Alex Pretti was killed. After witnesses were reduced to nicknames and caricatures, she spoke up: “I’m not the ‘Pink Jacket Lady.’ I want people to know who I am — because I represent all of us.” She’s demanding the truth about what she saw and refusing to be erased after a killing.

BREAKING: A DHS report confirms two federal officers shot Alex Pretti and does not claim he brandished a gun. That directly undercuts days of insinuations used to justify a fatal shooting. The facts are catching up to the narrative.

A thread of MAGA protesting with guns and not getting murdered for it... Arizona, November 2020

Me going to the after party with two strangers because I trust their vibe ….

@LSUBarstool And James Madison

We’re all Tulane and Miami fans today

All this technology in football and we still have dudes looking like this to see if a field goal is good or not FOH

One week from tonight the college football playoffs begin! Tell me who you are cheering for to win it all this year!

My new car doesn’t know me at all. Gaslight coming on at 69 miles? Honey, that is a full tank.

@NDFootball Notre Dame is really committed to avoiding quality opponents. Gotta give them credit.

@ontargethoops @SportsCenter @CFBPlayoff @IndianaFootball @OhioStateFB @GeorgiaFootball @TexasTechFB It’s possible

@SportsCenter @CFBPlayoff @IndianaFootball @OhioStateFB @GeorgiaFootball @TexasTechFB Haven’t looked at the bracket yet is it possible for an all Texas national championship game or would A&M and the red Raiders end up meeting each other before then?

THE TOP 4 SEEDS IN THE @CFBPlayoff 🤩 1. @IndianaFootball 2. @OhioStateFB 3. @GeorgiaFootball 4. @TexasTechFB

@forsportsonly It would certainly shut people up and that’s healing to me.

A Texas Tech-Indiana National Championship would heal this nation.

Ohio state band can’t even spell their own state.. Hoosiers by a million

@mitchellpaige5 😂😂😂😂😂

Ohio State missing field goal kicks like Kirk Herbstreit is the holder on College Game Day

All the emotions for Joey McGuire 🥹 Texas Tech claims its first Big 12 title‼️