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@jpeg_dilettante @Holy_Shock Heyyy

My wife made me mad. I am going to let a man fuck me in the ass.

man i put that GUN in my ass!!!!!!!!

this bitch glued to my dick she must be scared of abandonment

anyone tried pinealon or epithalon?

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Fig batch collected from the garden.

You a habitual move swiper

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@based_d0m @Holy_Shock @Pizzaslayer76

Happy St. Patrick's Day 🍀 unless you're british, then you belong in the snake pit

@GR8WH @Imskimzy @Pizzaslayer76 @based_d0m 🦅 💕 💣

@Holy_Shock @Imskimzy @Pizzaslayer76 @based_d0m

@slitnxy haha, this design first came out in the 90's. you nailed it

Nigga I’m from the 1900s I thought this was a CD player.

@0xDwightKnight lien on the birth certificate goes crazy

@unzipXDrar radbro

Between parking tickets, gas, registration, insurance and the fuckin car note, ill kill myself

@Inverse_nigga men crave the mines

1.6km underground We do it for the love of the game

@GR8WH @KurimanjuDrink 🤝

@KurimanjuDrink bro woke up ready for beer 😂