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@TheAdrianDurham @DonLogan111 Geometry doesn't lie Adrian x.com/FutOffsides/st…

@DonLogan111 Well you need to grow up then. First cos nobody normal uses the word div. Second var is not about tribal loyalty

Foden (in blue) was called offside here. Time to bin this garbage off

@DSMSIX @heccy420 ignore the trolls queen. you are very welcome here.

@heccy420 I will, im just watching some musical theater shows you absolute piece of shit lmao

bitch im from brazil and this heat is kicking my ass yall do NOT have the infrastructure for this here 😭

@cheka89 @a6kilr @KaranPoojary10 @bobby_role Andy Robertson is Scottish 🤣

@a6kilr @KaranPoojary10 @bobby_role The first thing I noticed she is talking like andy Robertson 😅

Mohamed Salah's daughter Makka Salah: "Since I was a kid, I've been here and I've always loved it, l never thought I would be saying goodbye but at least I know we will never walk alone"

@catallaxer @sahlttyyy Thanks, you absolute space helmet!

@HolzUTFV @sahlttyyy You're an absolute star!

British slang be so funny cause why tf am I being called a “Wet Wipe” ??

@joxelfc @sahlttyyy Explains it. You don’t understand British humour.

@TheVillaWatch We can't really say much on that...

Why are Newcastle allowing Spurs to stay up? 🤦‍♂️

@ultimate_kombo You definitely made this for the interactions

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS THE OFFICIAL LIST I was so angry Rashford was not on the List... Let's await the official list

How did Rashford not make this list but Palmer and Bukayo SAKA did even Foden sef Omo I know I have been hard on Rashford but he has been better than alot of the English forwards this season

@fesshole Not the surprise you think it'll be. He's waiting for that day.

My husband spends most of his time at home playing video games. Probably to avoid communicating with me and our kids. He can play as many video games as he likes when I've sprung a divorce on him and he only sees the kids once a fortnight.

@fesshole Gross. You deserve to go in to the oven with it.

I slice a banana on to pizza before it goes in the oven. It's absolutely delicious

@SportSJA @JacquesAFC @Reuters @GettyImages The best image is that of someone being booted in the head? Are you serious? 🤣

🏆 Congratulations to Picture of the Year award winner @JacquesAFC! 🥈 Hannah McKay @Reuters 🥉 Julian Finney @GettyImages #SJA2025

@DeadlineDayLive This account is dead. That is not true whatsoever. McGinn is the heartbeat of Aston Villa. Rogers will go before he does.

🚨 Aston Villa are READY to sanction John McGinn’s exit for around £20M in a bid to strengthen their financial position. 💰 The move is aimed at helping the club RESIST potential nine-figure offers for Morgan Rogers, who is attracting huge interest. 👀 (Source: Football Insider)

@OnwuzirikeP2 @footballontnt First ever European campaign? 🤣

@footballontnt Breaking Chelsea’s record while being in your first ever European campaign is the most Emery thing that has ever happened.

Aston Villa are the first English side in history to win nine consecutive Europa League games 💯 They break Chelsea's record of eight between 2013 and 2018... 🔥

@lenkerk_ @laura_woodsy @talkSPORT Think before you post next time you cocktail sausage 🤏🏼💅

What’s that @talksport number again…03717…

@Jenniferarcuri The US even less so. That's the irony of this post.

It always surprises me how many people actually believe the UK is a democracy.

@micahbandzz @ThePosieParker Lord, when will Americans quit being so ignorant and start educating themselves on things outside their own little bubbles?

@ThePosieParker Mind you he literally said the n word

All you wankers who want him to apologise…. This is his story. We stand with John.

@fesshole Who answers the phone on their lunch break?

If you call me during my lunch hour 12.30 to 1.45 pm and you are selling I'm not going to buy. If you are a customer there's a high probability I'm going to give you a worse price. Have a fecking lunch break.

@FlyingK73541136 @ZandiSussex This is the kind of 'everyone's a winner' mentality that has brought us a soft as shit generation.

@ZandiSussex He is actually pretty good, and at least giving it a go.

Cruz Beckham showing what happens when you have a famous last name and zero musical talent. 🫣🫣 Super cringe!

@MagpieMediaX Why are you trying to banter us over a comp that was last on our priority list? 😭

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@meishato This has to be bait. Who the hell is so broke that they get annoyed at buying bread?

My boyfriend wrapped his arms around me and said, “I love you so much. I’d do anything for you.” I smiled and joked, “Then buy me some bread.” He laughed and said, “Okay, let’s go.” We walked to the bakery nearby. I chose a loaf and went up to the counter. The cashier asked how I wanted to pay. I turned to my boyfriend, expecting him to step in. He didn’t. He just looked at me, confused. A quiet pause settled in. The cashier waited. I waited. I genuinely thought maybe he’d misunderstood. So I asked gently, “Weren’t you going to get the bread?” His expression shifted. He pulled out his card, clearly annoyed, and paid. The moment we walked out, he accused me of embarrassing him and putting him in an awkward situation