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@HomeProbably

Writer. I had a short story published once but now I’m here. Tweets: https://t.co/kCgwb1u1LC #YNWA

U.K. Katılım Mart 2015
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If you want someone to think about you all day, wave at people you don’t know.
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@SqSehrish 79-assuming now is 2026.
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Sehrish 🧢
Sehrish 🧢@SqSehrish·
This looks easy until you realize the trap 😬 How old will i be in 18 years from now..?
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@Crazymoments01 Panther dog? 😂😂 cat dogs do not exist! 😂
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Crazy Moments
Crazy Moments@Crazymoments01·
A Starving Panther Dug In His Trash Until He Saved Her 💔
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People who say you shouldn’t wish your time away have never needed pain relief.
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey
In my next life, I just want to be surrounded by fewer stupid people and more mojitos.
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey
They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.
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Μαρια Κιτρινη@greek_heanen·
But have you tried listening to old italian songs about it
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Μαρια Κιτρινη@greek_heanen·
When I was a kid I met a witch and she told me not to believe in things that don't exist. I said ''you exist'' ,she replied ''Do I?'' and then she puffed into the sky
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People who have an undisturbed sleep every night what’s it like to be hated by everyone?
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@SleepEatScream Someone needs to cauterise their lips! 😂
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Life is too short to surround yourself with chatty morning people.
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸
Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_Cabo·
Say what you will about the internet, but everyone reads more now than ever. It's almost all shit, but we're reading it.
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If it's a universal remote why do we have seven?
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@MarioNawfal Snakes are dicks. They have absolutely no redeemable features. I am an environmentalist and believe in compassion to all animals, but snakes can go fuck themselves! 😂
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
A man saved a cobra, gave it water, nursed it back, and the first thing it did was try to bite him. Nature stayed in character.
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@Beno10_MFC D - mixer stem is a touch longer. You’re welcome.
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👑Beno10
👑Beno10@Beno10_MFC·
Strong eye test. Which stand mixer is different? 99% people failed.
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One can only assume Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid) has drunk from the fountain of youth as he was 22 in 1984 when the film was made, which makes him around 600 years old now, but he doesn’t look a day over 50.
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Have you noticed how people who never swear are always the first to get offended?
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
No kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs, and not to be woken. On your return, ask where your child is.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Make someone smile. Be the reason someone feels loved and believes in the goodness in others.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
I might not be ready to share my emotions with the world, but I'd had enough of trying to ignore them.
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