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My 6-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me & said, "I'm NOT going all the way to the ocean right now."

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He's got a point

My 5yo saw a sign while we drove to school & said it meant no crashing into the floor. It was a no U-turn sign.

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Bacon should not be in dessert.

His life felt like he was holding a losing hand He just kept trying again and again Then his luck began to change He started to see a future and that felt kind of strange

Reluctant reader tip: The Elephant and Piggie books by Mo Willems are great if you have an early reader who's always saying, "Can YOU just read it to me?" My 6yo and I read them together. He reads the Piggie lines and I read the Gerald lines. Fantastic balance.

Please excuse me, but I inhaled too much DDT growing up.

Took my boys to Walmart to buy toys with their own money I worried about slowing the checkout as they counted quarters to buy an RC car and slime But the cashier helped count And the woman behind smiled and said “been there.” I felt supported Sometimes people are the BEST

My 14yo didn’t pack deodorant for a week long beach vacation because he *checks notes* didn’t think he’d need it.

The best advice I've ever received about relationships is marry someone who loves you more than you love them. And I'm glad I did.

Told my husband I was running late picking up the little, he asked "ideas for dinner" so I told him make something in the fully stocked fridge Long story short, we aren't eating tonight

My teen said she wants to go to the mall with me so we can spend time together, and then the credit cards in my purse laughed and laughed.