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I genuinely don’t understand why certain jobs require degrees or even certificates, when it honestly takes abt 2 weeks of training to grasp the job.

@Nithya_Shrii Because the degree has become a filter, not a training tool. Employers use it to reduce the pile, even when the actual job could be taught quickly. That is how people end up paying for permission to be considered, not preparation to perform.

I’ve been gardening for years and I’m still mesmerized by this technique. Absolute perfection?

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

@FloraAudiaa Cute but it would throw off your bite. Some of the arms are higher than the teeth

POV: Your dentist secretly has an art degree...

Most thoughtful idea I came across this month.

@gwinshin The happening?

actually a horror movie like the backrooms but set in a large endless meadow has actual insane potential

RIP

Spirit Airlines, 1983-2026

@colewhogan Meh you could argue safe injection/needle exchange programs or hydromorphone programs were

This is not my most popular opinion but I believe that the legalization of marijuana led to a permissive structure around drug use that enabled Trudeau to let B.C Premier David Eby legalize possession of 2.5 grams of opioids, cocaine, methamphetamine, and MDMA.

GENTE 🎀😳 esse laço no cabelo é outro nível: parece complicado, mas é moleza — 5 minutos e tá feito.

@CP24 🤦‍♀️

#BREAKING: Premier Doug Ford receives honorary degree from U.S. university cp24.com/politics/queen…

@60Minutes Candy ... Crush ...??

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@TorontoStar Wow I'm so surprised 😑

China and India among 'main perpetrators' of foreign interference, Canada's spy agency reports #cdnpoli trib.al/BzUdUvd

COMING SOON:

@theashrb These would go hard on some toast 🤤

Sorry but are you people eating BUTTER like this?? Omg

🚨#BREAKING After 34 years of service, one of America’s most recognizable low-cost carriers Spirit Airlines has officially shut down its operations permanently leaving more than 15,000 people without jobs and leaving numerous passengers stranded All flights have been canceled, and customer service systems have gone offline

Vehicle kill switches and tornados in 2027.

Listen, if the “adoption fee” is $750, just say you’re selling the dog.

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