Honter

I, @HonterHunter, have officially been handed the throne by @OfficialHonter. 👑 The coronation ceremony was beautiful. There were tears, speeches, and a 3-hour argument with the algorithm. As the newly appointed ruler of the Honter Kingdom, I promise to tweet responsibly, post memes recklessly, and continue the fight against the shadowban menace. @OfficialHonter now serves as the Royal Backup Account until the shadowban curse is finally broken. Long live the kingdom. Follow your new leader. 🫡

@toly Honter has been told to march on by Boden

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@toly @Whiplashh101 @toly So what you’re saying is the real store of value was the friends we made while debating monetary theory on X.

@Whiplashh101 Even cash is just capital. Hoarding cash isn’t hoarding food. USSR had infinite rubles, not infinite food.

Idiots conflating capital with wealth everywhere.

@toly By that logic, everyone standing next to the ocean is a fish. @toly

@toly I’ll fix your problems

The set of socialists is exactly the union of two sets: * idiots * sociopaths who take advantage of the idiots

@toly @Whiplashh101 @jords If 500 more trillionaires makes everyone twice as wealthy, then Honter is willing to sacrifice and become one for the greater good. 🇺🇸

@Whiplashh101 @jords Thats why i said all else equal, meaning equal purchasing power to today. Monopoly power doesn’t actually matter as long as markets are contestable. The 19th century “robber barons” profit margins were 20%.

okay maybe you guys don't agree with me that there should be no billionaires but can we at least agree there should be no trillionaires?

Hunter, your post motivated Honter to donate $1,040 to @ShatterproofHQ . Addiction has touched too many families, and the work they do supporting recovery, treatment access, education, and reducing stigma is important. Does Shatterproof need more support right now? If so, Honter is calling on others to step in and help however they can. Let's turn social media into real-world action. Politics aside, helping people beat addiction is something we should all get behind. And @HunterBiden, Honter is still waiting for that live conversation. The invitation still stands.

Hunter, Honter doesn’t endorse coins either. Honter endorses helping people. 💪 Donated $1,040 to @ShatterproofHQ because actions speak louder than tweets. Still waiting for that live conversation…let’s make it happen and talk about helping people, not politics. 🤝🇺🇸 @HunterBiden

Crypto traders spent 12 years blaming presidents, central banks, market makers, hedge funds, whales, bears, moon boys, influencers, and Mercury being in retrograde for every red candle. By 2028, when Honter takes control and somehow delivers green candles every day, they’ll still be on X posting, “Yeah but volume looks a little concerning.” 😂📈🚀

@toly @toly you’re preparing for Burnie like he’s the next big catalyst. By 2028, that prediction might age worse than “ETH killer” tweets from 2018. Meanwhile, Honter is standing off-stage waiting for his surprise cameo. 🍿

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The timeline has convinced itself I’m the internet Hunter Biden. Now I’m worried @toly is going to see my posts and think: “Not again. Another Boden.” Relax. This one is Honter. Completely different administration.

@HunterBiden @RoKhanna @RepThomasMassie Talking about me?

@RoKhanna @RepThomasMassie Now this is a fighter.

A lot of Democrats talk about fighting Trump. Many tweet out against him, post memes, or call him names. But @RepThomasMassie & my Epstein Transparency Act is by far the most effective action in taking Trump on and breaking his coalition since he walked down the escalator. Even @JDVance admits that. Inside the White House Freakout Over the Epstein Files nytimes.com/2026/06/10/mag… via @NYTimes

@toly @toly, Honter here, potential 2028 candidate. Convince me to buy SOL in one sentence. If it’s good enough, it might become official campaign policy.

The easiest business model for LLMs is free code generation but charge $$$$ for testing and bug finding.

@dreadedcesh @HunterBiden The balls in @HunterBiden’s court

@HonterHunter @HunterBiden this would be fun! hunter should feel free to just chat at ease with a community that’s just fascinated by his journey through life

On today’s episode of Idiocracy-The Reality Show. Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production) Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo. Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke. Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling. I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess. Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again. And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

@HunterBiden What do you think about the offer @HunterBiden

Hey @HunterBiden, it’s Honter, I’ve been reading your posts on recovery, shame, guilt, honesty, and the road back. One thing keeps coming to mind: As much as people are reading your words, I think there are even more people who would benefit from hearing your voice. I’d love to bring Honter and Hunter together for a live conversation focused solely on recovery. No politics. No headlines. No distractions. Just an honest discussion about addiction, recovery, relapse, accountability, forgiveness, and what it takes to rebuild a life. There are a lot of people struggling silently who don’t need another expert. They need someone who’s lived it, survived it, and is willing to answer real questions from real people. The format is simple: a live conversation where people can ask direct questions and hear direct answers from someone who has walked through the fire and come out the other side. The time and date are entirely in your hands. If you’re interested, slide into my DMs and let’s discuss it. We’ll come up with a plan that keeps the focus exactly where it belongs: recovery and helping people. I think it could do a lot of good. 🤝🎙️❤️ Honter 🫡 @OfficialHonter

Things the recovery industry will not tell you: 1. The drug worked. That is why people use it. Not weakness. Not moral failure. A neurological event so complete and persuasive that any honest account of addiction has to start there. The problem is not that the drug fails. The problem is that what it does is unrepeatable, and you will burn your entire life to the ground trying to get back to a place that no longer exists. 2. Shame is not guilt. Guilt says I did something bad. Shame says I am something bad. Guilt is appropriate. Shame is a cell with no windows. Most people use the words interchangeably. That mistake is lethal. 3. You cannot shame someone who has already named the thing you are holding over them. Say it first. Say it in plain light. The weapon drops. 4. Guilt can coexist with self-respect. Shame cannot. You can hold the damage and the dignity at the same time. I know because I live there. 5. Radical honesty does not give you back who you were. It hands you the clean slate of who you always wanted to be. The mask comes off. The cartoon other people drew of you stays on the page. 6. Nobody gets clean on a winning streak. 7. You have to be almost self-delusional in your forgiveness of yourself. (Go watch Chase Hughes) 8. The greatest sin was not the chaos. It was the absence. Being unavailable to the people who needed you. 9. Sustainable recovery starts with one thing: honesty with yourself. If you love an addict and want to help, that is the only door in. 10. I am only an expert on my recovery. Nobody is an expert on anyone else’s.

First off, congrats on recovery @HunterBiden. Second, what deal did you make with the X algorithm? I open this app for sports, economics, UFOs, or pictures of dogs and somehow end up in Hunter Biden discourse. At this point the algorithm is campaigning harder than any PAC. I didn’t choose the Hunter Biden timeline, the Hunter Biden timeline chose me. Respectfully, A confused citizen being force-fed Hunter content against his will.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US inflation rises to 4.2%. At this point, inflation is the only thing in America still getting regular raises.

People keep asking why I don’t follow @HunterBiden. Simple. Hunter doesn’t follow anybody. I’m not about to be out here lowering my standards for a man whose Following list looks like a deserted parking lot. Tell Hunter if he follows me first, I’ll gladly follow back. Until then, he can keep checking my page like the rest of the internet. 🤝😂

@blknoiz06 @blknoiz06

quite scary