Hope Lansing

I work so I can afford to eat well and i work out so I can afford to eat well so basically everything in my life revolves around food.

@dominos AWFUL response from your customer service team over email, I won’t be ordering again. Maybe try actually hearing your customers next time and not sending a copy paste response!

@HopeUproar Hope, we're sorry to hear your order wasn't delivered. Please share this with us at bit.ly/DPZSMSupport. You’ll be prompted to enter reference #8451652 so we can further assist. *Perla

Apparently with @dominos they won’t deliver your food if you don’t answer your phone, however it doesn’t say that online anywhere! They also won’t refund you when they take your food back!

"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

i was born in the right generation, i love air fryers and jacob elordi

I was talking to my best friend the other day, and I realized the reason I never run out of things to talk about with her is that I have the freedom and comfort to verbalize the constant stream of thoughts in my head without fear of judgment.

My cousin said his girl always says no when he asks her if she needs anything. I'm like bro, you can NEVER ask an independent woman if there's anything she needs you to do for her. Her answer will ALWAYS be NO (even if there is), because her pride and her self-reliance is ALL she knows. So if you want to do something for her, you have to just DO IT. It will show your initiative, and it will make her more comfortable with the idea of depending on you.

When dating a woman whose job involves a lot of thinking and decision-making, aim to make your time together as relaxing as possible. Take the initiative by choosing the restaurant and handling the transportation. She probably doesn't want to make more decisions. Instead of asking about work, focus on creating a chill, enjoyable experience. The goal is to offer a break from her demanding routine.

We're backkkkk.. Did you miss us? 😏 2026 is a year of major transformation, and we're taking it to the next level. Who's ready for the next Metamorphosis?! 🦋

As someone who fckin hates the cold doing 3 b2b winter trips is a really interesting turn of events for me

I thought my cat was dying bc he was losing weight and refusing to eat but I switched his food from pate to hunks of meat in goo and now he wants to eat all the time and is gaining weight again. Literally just being a bitch. I respect him so much

I'm going to piss some men off with this, but the reason a lot of your parents and grandparents stayed married so long is because the women in those generations were financially trapped. When a woman makes her own money, the only thing a man can truly offer her is how he treats her. That's why there's a male loneliness epidemic.

@ma1ybe I’ve been doing this since I “started over” and moved back across the country & can confirm it is amazing what it does for your mental health :)

a friend made the suggestion to start a note in our phone called “good things are always happening to me” and to purposefully find something to add to it every day. absolute game changer.

I love love love love living back in Miami it is genuinely my happiness

My takeaway from Diddy's documentary is that the most dangerous person you will ever meet is an insecure man.

@SpongebirdAP Omg I’d be madddddd lmao

@HopeUproar it's the way mine looked like THIS. what the hell 😭

Tried my first ever chicago dog (haven’t ate a hotdog since I was a child) and 10/10 wow

your ex is drowning and your third emoji is your reaction

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