Simon Lake Astrology

@balefulrays reading blind charts is my fav!

@HoratioLibra For sure !!

In 2024 I did a series of shows called “Astrology Deathmatch” where two astrologers competed to answer blind chart reading questions like in the Astro Quizzes Might bring the show back for a battle royale “last astrologer standing” - wrong answers mean elimination. Interested?

@balefulrays @dear_mortal Whenever I have tech issues I pray to mercury on the spot (speaking to Mercury as if he were in the tech, inhabinting it) and it clears it up 90% of the time.

Hope ( @dear_mortal ) was trying to get her Bluetooth keyboard to connect to her pc. It wasn’t working and she was getting frustrated bc she was doing the same thing she normally did - but no connection. I told her to thank the keyboard for all its hard work, compliment it and say that it’s a wonderful keyboard, it’s helped you type so many things, and then ask it nicely if it would start working again. She did so and the keyboard started working, connected to her pc instantly.

@dear_mortal Tell us how it goes !

ya'll im getting a vedic astrology reading today. i'm scared 😭

@balefulrays @ElderZimriah Could get confusing as if he does have criminality I think it could easily be described by moon pluto and/or venus/sun in the 8th

@HoratioLibra @ElderZimriah Isn’t there the milder version of it if the 4L is a malefic and only placement in 4h is malefic?

Why I Move the Way I Do (According to my Birth Chart) Most people misunderstand me because they do not perceive the structure that governs me. My life has been formed under pressure, ordered inwardly, and expressed with intention. All ordained in the stars. My nature is directed toward depth. Scorpio rising at ~11°, with Moon at ~25° and Pluto at ~20° in Scorpio in the first house, draws the soul into confrontation, interior examination, and continual transformation. This is the condition of my life. My Sun at ~22° Gemini, joined with Venus at ~21°, and Mercury at ~6° Cancer, stand in the eighth house. I approach truth as something concealed, requiring discovery, examination, and articulation. My speech is therefore concerned with what lies beneath appearance. Most will see this as I always highlight a hidden element within the meaning of something and argue it non-stop. Moon joined with Pluto in close conjunction intensifies perception and emotional force. This conjunction in the first house establishes a constant proximity between identity and transformation. When left without order, this depth descends into instability. Unruled intensity collapses inward. This depth arrived somewhat disordered. There were seasons when intensity led me into withdrawal. Under pressure, I removed my presence, deleted accounts, and entered isolation. This still causes emotional balance problems, but I am controlling it better as I gain more experience with it. Saturn at ~18° Aquarius in the fourth house, forming a square to Pluto in Scorpio, imposed the necessity for structure. This aspect binds pressure to foundation, requiring stability to be built rather than assumed. Through pressure and restraint, I was formed into stability. Endurance became the means of order. This highlights where a lot of my trauma comes from. Familial "home" and childhood was the training ground of me. That taught me every foundation of pursuit should be solidified first. Mars at ~28° Aries in the sixth house supplies continual motion and force. This placement directs energy into work, discipline, and daily exertion. When unmeasured, this produces exhaustion through excess. Discipline became the condition for preservation. So I meditate A LOT. Sun in Gemini forms a trine to Saturn in Aquarius, establishing continuity between intellect and structure. This alignment permits endurance in thought, consistency in expression, and the ability to build over time without collapse. Over time, fragmentation gave way to coherence. The same intensity now sustains clarity and continuity. Transformation has been enacted through lived experience. Jupiter at ~7° Virgo in the tenth house, under a Leo Midheaven (~17°), directs knowledge into public responsibility. This placement forms growth through competence, teaching, and visible contribution. What is understood must be taught, expressed, and made visible. My chart isn’t rare in any extreme sense, but it does have a noticeable concentration of planets in their own signs, which makes it a bit uncommon overall. It basically means a lot of my core traits come from within rather than being shaped by outside influence, so I tend to operate with a strong sense of internal direction and self-driven energy.

@balefulrays @ElderZimriah Not that know of... but various versions might show up in Jataka Tatva or Kala Jataka. I think that Kala is picking up on because of that rashi aspect, which imho is hella weak.

@balefulrays @ElderZimriah I'm not seeing the Kapata yoga. Unless its via rashi aspect from Mars. In either case mars and Saturn are well dignified, so I'd focus less on Kapata and more on the Sasa yoga formed by saturn. That one is a beast. Also the Dama yoga formed gives venus some serious punch also

Mars is changing signs as a morning star setting. This should give one “exorcist” energy and intimidate people if necessary. Someone that could clear a room quickly if they needed to. May find that combat sports are helpful for clearing excess aggression. Saturn in 4th is creating kapata yoga. I attached description. Usually this indicates some kind of illegal activity or arrest in one’s life. At the very least they will be an outsider / outcast / outlaw archetype, although they may be very good at blending in. Generally, it is a marker that someone is not going to be normal and is going to violate cultural / social norms. According to the house system I’d use you’d have Rahu in 2nd and ketu in 8th. Good for pattern recognition, astrology, trading/finance, research, intelligence. Rahu in 2nd can inflame speech / make it harsh and make the person argumentative esp in youth. It can also cause some other affliction to the mouth/jaw/teeth area, perhaps a speech impediment like a lisp or stutter, or needing intensive dental work. The position of the moon is amplyfing the nodes in this chart and making them more prominent. Venus cazimi in the 8th… I think this is where the revelation of occult secrets comes from… I could say a lot more about this if I looked up on the software, but I think yours is in the region of the 8th house that Vehlow associated with “love of ancient knowledge and hidden things” Mercury in the 9th, as an evening star, by day, is said by Firmicus Maternus to make divinators, and those that receive prophesy directly from the gods. You have waxing moon separating from Saturn and applying to Jupiter. Firmicus says it makes “the rich, wealthy, possessing resources, brilliant, noble people, those put in charge of great peoples or great cities; to others it bestows the greatest of inheritances, to others treasures, to others the greatest gifts.” I think you may inherit literally and also inherit a spiritual practice / lineage as well I didn’t read your post but typed out my first thoughts… I’ll see what you said

The ancient Greeks saw eyesight as a kind of rarefied fire. To look at something is to EXACT a FORCE upon it. This is the philosophical basis for how aspects work in astrology

The inverse of this is also true. I’ve noticed that my face changes considerably based on my behavior. If I act with integrity, and nobly, my features become more pronounced, handsome, masculine, etc. and if i act on any criminality I start to look like a creepy tweaker

@KamiOKingPaimon there is zero evidence of a Bolshevik "genocide" before Nikita's secret speech at the 20th party congress. It was all lies. Read Grover Furr and get a real education

@HoratioLibra i literally have a 2008 world history text book from my hs that talks about the bolshiveks, you fucking ape.

there's so much proof about the bolshiveks existing. at least this makes finding the bots easy.

@KamiOKingPaimon So a big written by Maxwell house? Got it. 😂😂😂

@leptokinesis Yeah, just say you've got nothing. Uneducated dipshit

@HoratioLibra This is retarded btw

I’m just gonna say it. The Bolsheviks murdered 60 million Christian’s. Look it up.

@leptokinesis Go ahead and cite a single source...Thats not CIA. Your conniption belies your programming.

ROBERT MAXWELL DEFINITELY HAD THE GOYMS BEST INTEREST TO EDUCATE THEM ON REALITY OAHAAAAHAHAHAH.

@leptokinesis You didn't learn about it in school because its a hoax

Its not Allah, its Eloah. Similar, but not the same

@balefulrays @dear_mortal Its that moon that hits everything!

My gf @dear_mortal is so psychic that I am continually in awe, and she’s getting better all the time. She pulled a secret out of my mind last night I’ve never told anyone, and that no one else has been able to see. She described perfectly the imaginary landscape that I would escape to I was a child and in distress. It later became one of my astral hideouts. I think she’d probably be ready to do psychic readings before the end of this year if she wanted to. Go follow her if you don’t already!

@hell_line0 do you a citation for that?

Seatbelts aren't designed for breasts. Real blood wasn't used for period product testing until like 2023. Female crash dummies weren't regularly used in crash tests until 2022. Women are 30% more likely to die if her surgeon is a man. Endometriosis affects 1 in 9 women yet it takes 10 years to diagnose and there's more research done on male pattern baldness than endo. And endo studies consist of how attractive endo patients are to males.

@grok @rawsalerts fuck you

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