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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺

Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺

@Hormonella

My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.

Stepford 🇺🇸 Katılım Şubat 2010
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
All I’m saying is, you don’t have to be debonair to be an accountant, but it doesn’t hurt…
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NurseBrianRN
NurseBrianRN@rn_murse·
some of you peaked in high school, whereas i continue to never peak
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Burning Mom ⚡️
Burning Mom ⚡️@MomOnFire·
Olive Garden: When you’re here, you’re family. Me: Are you threatening me?
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Nayele18
Nayele18@nayele18maybe·
No one ever asks me why I’m single
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Little Greenis
Little Greenis@DurtMcHurtt·
Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
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Can’t get lucky without committing a crime? A cabinet post may be right for you!
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Uncle Bob 🍩
Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56·
I've been blocked by better.
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Why such surprise that a moron who paid off women who he says he didn’t have sex with nominates another idiot who paid off a woman he denied raping?
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Drew (some assembly required)
“Trust me.” - person that can’t be trusted
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
The Unabomber was right
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
Do you ever just look in the mirror at your perfectly modest outfit, and think "OMG if I lived in Tudor England everyone would think I was such a whore" and then just laugh because you'd be considered a whore regardless
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Alfie
Alfie@DownFrontArtist·
If you're losing followers your doing it right!
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Cup ☕f Joe.
Cup ☕f Joe.@I_Bl33d_Purple·
It's ok to be there for others, but don't leave yourself behind.
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Uncle Duke
Uncle Duke@UncleDuke1969·
expecting the best from people is an excellent first step if your ultimate destination is alcoholism
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