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“Mommy why are we so poor?” the Cardano foundation never funded USDCx like it said it would.

@MauroAndreoliA @IOGroup 👀

I would like to congratulate the IOG (@IOGroup) team for changing the way it communicates and engages with the ecosystem. 🔴 Seeing a thread like this genuinely makes me happy. It reflects a structural change coming from within. A cultural shift toward recognition. Toward builders, and toward all those who contribute to building on the network and across the ecosystem. This is the culture we have been working to promote for years, and moments like this show that change is happening from the top down, and at exactly the right time. If we want to onboard the next generations of builders and institutions, it is essential to recognize and support the people already on the field, so that everyone feels inspired to be part of our team. I hope this becomes consistent and extends across all entities and every corner of the ecosystem. It was truly wonderful to see this post, and congratulations to the winners.

BREAKING NEWS: Cardano founding entities sold more than the total supply of $ADA according to idiots on the internet!

🐾 BARKING NEWS: @Cardano_CF on April 1, 2026 has just delivered on the “8 figures” of USDCx…

Alright people, now the real fun begins. Do you remember the magnets you could get at some of the HOSKY events? What if I told you that inside one of those magnets, in the NFC chip, there are 6.9 billion HOSKY tokens hidden? The hunt can begin! $hosky @hoskytoken

📢It is with the HEAVIEST of hearts… …that we announce HOSKY Token and the HOSKY Discord are shutting down, effective immediately. Look, we get it. You’re sad. We’re sad too. Well, no, we’re not. But we understand the concept of sadness and we respect your right to feel it. This is probably the most honest announcement in Cardano history, and that bar was already underground. So what happened? Let’s start with Cardano. The blockchain that “supports builders.” Cardano respects builders the way a cat respects a glass of water on the edge of a table. Not that we built anything, mind you. We built absolutely nothing of importance and we’d do it again. We did, however, sell exactly 420,420 NFTs in a collection we literally, openly, transparently named CASHGRAB. We called it a cash grab. We branded it as a cash grab. The metadata probably said cash grab. And you lot lined up like it was a Black Friday sale on common sense. That’s not a scam. That’s performance art. That’s a social experiment with receipts. We still hold the record for most transactions on Cardano in epochs 302 and 304. Almost 4 years later and nobody has beaten it. A dog memecoin is still Cardano’s peak network activity. Not DeFi. Not any of the projects that drained Catalyst funds promising to change the world. Us. A dog token that promised nothing and still outperformed the entire ecosystem. Cardano’s greatest achievement is HOSKY. And that says more about Cardano than it does about us. But let’s talk about the REAL reason we’re shutting down. It’s you. The community. Specifically: you are idiots. You hyped up 10K, an NFT collection where the dev was so lazy he never even finished it, while NFTs haven’t had a pulse since 2022. You’re STILL asking “wen wildcards” six months later. We gave you nothing and you asked for more of it. Then there’s Quantum HOSKY. A partner chain where you mine crypto with your brain waves, NPCs are powered by lab-grown neurons, and the video games are in four dimensions. For a dog token. You read that, nodded, and said “bullish.” We could have announced HOSKY Space Program with lunar node validators and you wouldn’t have even flinched. This is your fault. Some of you bought the token, watched it do what we explicitly told you it would do (nothing), and then got mad at us. Some of you then bought MORE. We cannot in good conscience continue providing services to people who need this level of supervision. The crypto market is also in the toilet, but honestly that’s secondary. We could survive a bear market. We cannot survive this community. So here we are. To the ones who held through everything: you’re beautiful, deranged individuals. Please seek help. To Cardano: it’s not us, it’s you. Actually it’s also us. But mostly you. We contributed nothing of value and somehow still overdelivered relative to expectations. Goodbye, idiots. You deserved worse and we couldn’t even deliver that. 🐕🦴🪦

@ErgoMinnow Im an idiot not retarded

@hoskytoken Hi Gnojek

just got hired by a crypto project $20k/month HR reached out on Telegram and walked me through everything now i just need to install their software and connect my wallets to get verified excited to start, wish me luck

Make bullying great again

Welcome back Cardano Whale!

We were ROBBED of 0th place at the Pythathon! Our submission PythZERO had: ☑️ Zero commits ☑️ Zero code ☑️ Zero functionality ☑️ Perfect alignment with HOSKY The judges clearly don't understand zero-value DeFi!

@ruiqqu Idiot

@hoskytoken This is the kind of alpha i could subscribe to....subscribed

Daily Market Report (expert analysis): NIGHT ↑ ADA ↓ HOSKY not zero subscribe for more alpha

@IOHK_Charles Was the 23 year old on the chair?

I was once asked what trading cryptocurrencies was like to which I replied that it's basically dating a 23 year old with borderline personality disorder while taking periodic breaks sitting down on your favorite chair:

Midnight...

@Padierfind It’s missing our 420,420. Oh wait….

Here is a list of approximately half the projects that minted with NMKR. My monitor is too small, can't zoom out more.

Midnight Network is LIVE. Hello from warm, sunny Okinawa🌴☀️ Big moment for privacy on Cardano.

@yutazzz Thank you for looking into it!

@hoskytoken Thank you Hoskey! I was able to see the sharp edge of your transaction! x.com/yutazzz/status…

I've been working on improving the Cardano Foundation's TX dashboard coverage. AI_Analyzed 136 unlabeled script hashes (since epoch 500) covering ~178K transactions, using 15 different on-chain signals — co-occurring redeemers, token patterns, minting policies, stake delegations, and more. Results are compiled in a spreadsheet with auto-guessed project attributions and supporting evidence for each hash. If your project might be among these, it'd be great if you could register or update your script hashes here: 👉 cardano.org/apps/leaderboa… Or if you're too busy for that, just letting me of cf know "that's ours" is more than enough 🙏 I believe it's necessary to achieve over 80% transaction coverage before starting the Budget process. 📊 Full AI_analysis spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

@IOHK_Charles Have you considered sending them foot pics?

I'm having trouble proving to our mods that I'm Charles hoskinson. If only there was some form of ZK system that would allow me to prove my identity on telegram...