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@wonders_kat I’d lay my magic moves on you and seduce you. First I’d walk up to you and say something completely awkward and then I’d stand there nervously and quietly and wait for the magic to happen… strangely, this approach hasn’t had a great success rate but for you, I’m gonna try 😎

What would you do if you saw me in your backyard like this?

@Damaan4u33 Weird, personally I’d be thinking that if you don’t want people calling him a pedo maybe the best way to stop it is to tell Trump to stop acting like a pedo or pedo protecter and maybe stop slow walking and messing with the Epstein release. Maybe that’s just me though 🤬

"Fuck Mike Johnson"! Who agrees? ✋️

@fakedansavage @estherzelda0514 Perhaps Im nitpicking but we r ENM (swing) relationship 4 almost 20 years w/my wife, I kinda disagree with this. We define infidelity differently. It’s not a physical act, she can fuck whoever she wants, it’s a breach of trust. Lying to me about it is cheating in my world.

@estherzelda0514 It's not infidelity if you've agreed to an open relationship or some degree of permissible outside sexual contact, as most gay male couples do.

Here's my theory: A certain amount of infidelity and emotional breakdown is baked into marriage and humanity. What changes between individuals is tolerance for it, and the opportunity costs of leaving a marriage. Opportunity cost of leaving is typically higher for heterosexual couples than same-sex ones, because earning disparities and children are more common. The nuclear family structure has more benefits than just companionship. However, even though children and earning disparities are less common among gay men, they are simply much more tolerant of infidelity than most people, so they're going to stay married. Further, data shows men do not file for divorce at nearly the same rate women do. This initiative doesn't exactly tell you which marriages are bad, it simply tells you that women, for whatever reason, seem to have more initiave to end a marriage than men. That's the reason divorce is high among lesbians. You have two people in the marriage with high initiative when it comes to filing. Further, lesbians are neither tolerant of infidelity or emotional distance. They're less likely to have children or large earning gaps than heterosexual couples, decreasing the opportunity cost of leaving. Most importantly, lesbians are also singularly unconcerned with age and fertility in possible mate selection. Gay men are more image-based, and often fetishize youth. So do heterosexuals. Lesbians are less likely to. That means they don't see re-entering the dating pool at 40 or older as hopeless. Lesbians have the most initiative, least tolerance, and lowest opportunity costs. So they get divorced more.

@THudson59618056 @McfarlaneGlenda Of course they can’t because context might ruin a good talking point and if they actually cared about accuracy they would have to take the time to do some research which is much more work than sharing a meme that tells them what they want to hear.

@McfarlaneGlenda Can any of you find evidence he is connected in a criminal way at all? Just accusations isn't evidence

Clearly Carney is trying to remove himself from his association with Prince Andrew. This is nothing but him covering his ass.

@chuckfromcanada @Matt_Pinner I know, but that’s part of the fun lol

@HotShotAndy @Matt_Pinner most of his followers wont get this lol. Same ones that believe he will reduce meds by 300%

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@Habibi_Ameer @nytimes @nytopinion What was the song line from the 90’s… reruns all become our history. Same principle applies in many ways. The movies often become historical “fact”

Everyone saying "it’s just a show" misses the point. When a show uses real names and real tragedies, it has a responsibility to the truth. Receiving "hostile and threatening messages" because of a writer's room imagination is a serious consequence that Ryan Murphy and FX should be held accountable for. At what point does entertainment become defamation?

In @nytopinion The character “Daryl Hannah” portrayed in the TV series “Love Story,” Daryl Hannah writes, “is not even a remotely accurate representation of my life, my conduct or my relationship” with John F. Kennedy Jr. nyti.ms/4uwzRvp

@Tulaig @Buff26lombardi @crazychipmunk29 @MalcolmNance Noem and Bondi are “liberal light”? Say what?!?!?

@HotShotAndy @Buff26lombardi @crazychipmunk29 @MalcolmNance Rino's both which are liberal lights.

We are so fucked.

@Buff26lombardi @Tulaig @crazychipmunk29 @MalcolmNance I’m with you in spirit on this but then I think of Bondi and Noem 😳

@Tulaig @crazychipmunk29 @MalcolmNance WOMEN SHOULD RUN THE WORLD !! Men are too fucking stupid and greedy and corrupt! And stupid ! Holy shit, I did just described Donald Trump perfectly!!

@RyanOwens87 @GovPressOffice lol it’s actually embarrassing that’s your take away 🤣

@GovPressOffice It’s embarrassing how you people think that if you talk like Trump that makes you cool.

WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY “HIJACKED” THE NEWS ON HIS “BIG SPEECH DAY” WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY “ROAD SHOW.” MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY’S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP’S “STATE OF THE SNOOZE.” I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT’S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! —GOVERNOR GCN

@TheTempleofBaal @GovPressOffice And still, his tweets are more entertaining and smarter than Trumps lol

@GCarabine @MVdlJCardinal @Albertaardvark And accepting the answer in a way that we don’t often see on X 👍

@MVdlJCardinal @Albertaardvark .....or, I was asking a question.

"Judge me by the prices at the grocery store." - Mark Carney Fail.

@ELAMCZYK1 @JtShaggy @ProjectLincoln Not to mention, if Biden had released them, they all would have screamed that it was all bull shit and an attempt to smear Trump. It’s funny, they all kept on about Biden “weaponizing” the DOJ, now they like showing us that he didn’t “weaponize” the DOJ to “prove” a point.

@JtShaggy @ProjectLincoln Epstein files weren't unsealed until 2024. No one was pressing the Biden admin to do anything, and Joe didn't campaign on it. Trump, however DID say he'd release the files. Your excuse is a pile of trash.

An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.

@realpfp @allenanalysis Someone sounds triggered 🤣

"The audio didn't match"— it's called a timing issue you idiot. The audio was out of sync and anyone with even half a brain knew that's what was happening during those performances since it happened to all of them. This is not the hill to die on especially when you provided the explanation in your own words.

Kid Rock’s performance at Turning Point USA’s “All-American Halftime Show” drew heavy online criticism after fans pointed out he appeared to be lip syncing — his mouth not matching the audio — during his set, sparking jokes and ridicule across social media. Not live. Not authentic. Just noise. That’s what the “alternative halftime show” delivered.

@TheMightyMagnet @CramptonAn22581 @krassenstein Then maybe ICE could start offering people detained full due process. Sounds good right? You’re in I assume?

@CramptonAn22581 @krassenstein Because we believe in Innocent Before Proven Guilty. 🇺🇸❤️ You people are actual fascists.

BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA: “Stand with us.  Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH” Please share everywhere!

@westromda @GovBobFerguson @SenValdez46th I always thought it was in communist (or fascist) countries where “police” were allowed to hide their identity & snatch people up off the streets with zero due process. Crazy how many right wing “patriots” are now in full support of such actions. Dear Leader speaks, they listen!

@GovBobFerguson @SenValdez46th You’re a good communist

BREAKING: The Senate just passed SB 5855, @SenValdez46th's bill to bar law enforcement from wearing face coverings. In the United States, federal agents are roaming around with masks. We just can't get used to that. This bill must move quickly to my desk so I can sign it into law.

@lesshate255352 @FilledIre @GovBobFerguson @SenValdez46th Probably the same kinda laws that say that I can’t put flashy lights on my truck and blow through red lights.

@FilledIre @GovBobFerguson @SenValdez46th What makes them immune from the same laws?

@joncoopertweets I’m going for a beer

Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller and Kash Patel are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@allisonjade @CoryBMorgan Funny how you never see the separation folks bitching at those who post pro 51st state crap.

@CoryBMorgan I'd love to see stats backing that claim up, because judging by their social media the reality is the exact opposite of your claim.

The vast majority of independence supporters have no interest in joining the USA. That won't stop independence opponents from trying to claim otherwise though.