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@LabakeAdeyemo @Fancyfoodmart @khennieola 🤣🤣🤣

@Fancyfoodmart @Hot_Tequilaa @khennieola see your kogi representative 🤣

Ideal man pagent😊 We all know the winner already 🤔 If you're rooting for Mr Kogi too,let me see your hand ✋️ 🤣🤣😂

@Dir_Martinsz Let me guess; he's /was a yahoo boy?

Two days ago, they introduced a guy to me who wanted to sell his muscle Camry for 3M. He bought it for 11M last year October, so I asked him why he was selling it so cheap. He said he’s basically homeless and can’t afford basic things anymore. According to him, he sold all his properties just to “declutter,” and that the car is the only thing he has left. But later, I heard from one of his friends that the money he got from selling all those properties was actually being spent on drugs🚭 🥲. And now it seems he’s finally come to his senses. He’s planning to sell the car too and start his life afresh. So I advised him to consider doing Uber, but he said he can’t because people already know him as a “big man,” and it would be too shameful for him. He then asked me to help find a buyer, but honestly, I don’t want to get involved. A car worth 11M being sold for 3M? Nah.

@esther_stan Tell them you were constipated.

I was in a long ass meeting at work yesterday . I excused myself to use the restroom . You won’t believe I stood by the sink in sober reflection and unintentionally forgot that I was still in a meeting . I spent an hour there, came out and meeting had ended with a “see me in my office” note from HR.

“Make I first block this one”

@Erotic_shoppe It was even stupid to assume she's poor cos 1M pays her rent for 3 years. There are places in Nigeria where you can live COMFORTABLY as a single person for that rent.

This babe didn’t even deserve this fgssss

Went to his TikTok and he has over 100k followers. I chose to believe he bought them and that a certain number of people are not stupid enough to support this rubbish. Whether this is a skit or not, he is promoting harassment and bullying and the page deserves to be taken down.

“Avoid highly processed foods.” But I’ve not still recovered from the moldy bread I ate last week. I don go back to my bread that can last for a week without having mould Biko.

As much as I complain about work I’m grateful that I have a job & ima get my ass up & go to work

One of the best things that can happen to your career is having a good boss, especially in your early years

Dear writers and non-writers, Not every " — " is from ChatGPT. Thank you.

@AngelaLark66613 @quesadaaa_ We are sorry a medical term does not fit into your definition of it ma’am.

When I had emergency surgery for an incomplete miscarriage that was causing me to hemorrhage badly, the surgeon kept referring the procedure to an abortion, right in front of me, in spite of my correcting him and telling him I wanted my baby. He would pause to listen to me and then go on talking using the word abortion louder. I was heavily drugged and sobbing over the pain and fact of losing my baby already. He felt the need to add to it by doubling down on using a word that was horrifying to me, louder 🤬🤬🤬 Now I have a shitty attitude with all male doctors

When my mom assisted during a gynecological surgery, the male surgeon told a dirty joke. The room laughed. My mother did not. The surgeon confronted her during the procedure. My mom said, "I didn't hear anything funny". He wouldn't work with her again. So it's not women ruining workplaces.

Dear God, I need a better paying job asap. Monday to Friday, 9 to 5. 3 days onsite and 2 days remote. A job that closes for the year. With a staff bus, 30 days paid annual leave, kind bosses and colleagues. A job that pays a 13th month salary and shares rice and oil. Amen. 🙏

@bsong_HR Lol, I need you to step out and touch real grass.

Bro, wtf did you just say? Your annual gross is less than 5m? Are you joking with me right now?

@MrLamiofficial Still doesn’t change the fact that many of us knew him through Regina. Two truths can coexist.

To add to this. Ned was a lawyer in the UK, had the biggest black law firm in England & was recognised as the best black lawyer of African descent in England in 1995. Dem never even conceive Regina 😆😆

@i_am_sitratulah Like negotiating a certain percentage of his income. Omo na thief I be true true.😩

Depends on the amount tbh. You need to ask for money that makes you come off as a thief and not a beggar.

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

@Waspapping_ @limanjnr Yes. And you’re one of them.

I don’t think there’s any country that will survive the amount of stupid and foolish people we have in Nigeria It’s crazy to think about.

I really wanna enjoy life next year. No more survival mode.

i’m at that age where if you text me at 9:30pm, i’m hitting you back at 6:14am ...

OCHANYA: The Story, the Court, the Society! 1. In 2018, the death of 13-year-old Ochanya Elizabeth Ogbanje sparked street protests, online activism, and legal actions. What happened? This thread will be in three parts: the story, the court, and the society. #JusticeForOchanya