Gin from Tokyo Godfathers looking @ hotcat mustard

imagine, if you will, a penis. now, and stay with me here, imagine two balls beneath it.

@SeymourSmoke2 @AJamesHidell @SxarletRed @peter_naps @GoodVibePolitik @nycDSA Berlin is a city where people live and is noteworthy for many things, but if someone opened a bar in NYC in 1939 that touted how much it was inspired by German nightlife and culture you’d be justified in asking if they meant partying or kristallnacht

@KenanPerry @MadJackStan @tezuka_rin @andersleehere Did the victims of the holocaust “just think the wrong group is getting genocided” when they demanded ethnic Germans be forcibly expelled from occupied territories and that German culture as it existed be excised from Europe or were those reasonable demands for restitution?

@MadJackStan @tezuka_rin @andersleehere Great litmus test between those who are actually against genocide and those who just think the wrong group is getting genocided

The owners of SILO are anti-zionist Jews who have helped us raise money for Gaza. They are not "zionist" or even "Israeli" as some have suggested. DSA is already dealing with enough antisemitism smears, let's not invite more with incendiary and factional posts like this.

@Spokesfox @tezuka_rin @andersleehere Was denazification and the expulsion of all ethnic Germans from occupied territories post ww2 “genocide” too, or is it fair for the victims of a genocide to demand their land back and that the perpetrators be forcibly reeducated out of whatever culture encouraged them?

@tezuka_rin @andersleehere The answer to genocide is genocide, I am very smart

Like the biggest danger that could come from your pet getting into your weed is that they have an intestinal blockage, but that’s something you should worry about any time your pet eats something that isn’t their food. It’s not “extremely toxic” by any stretch of the imagination

This just isn’t true lol. Grapes and chocolate are extremely toxic. Weed is psychoactive, and intentionally getting your pets high is abusive, but if they accidentally get into your stash and eat a couple nugs they’ll be perfectly fine in a couple hours

@the_binp You must be

@BillGarfs Can you stop going outside? You’re making me jealous

Outside today

This is such a “dumb guy trying to sound smart” tweet

@BillGarfs Well that’ll do it

@HotcatMustard Repeatedly smacking my leg into the rocks

My leg got fricked up in Nevada last week

@licensedt0ill They either wouldn’t vote or they’d vote trump. Most third party voters aren’t hardcore Marxist communists, they’re libertarians that agree with 99% of republican policies but they want to smoke weed or have an abortion

“3 or 4 of his cunty little friends”

Despite pointing this out to her, she still believes the conspiracy theory

My mom believes in the “Michelle Obama is secretly trans” conspiracy and tried to show me a photoshopped picture of Barack and his “childhood friend” as conclusive evidence, but two photos down there was the original unedited photo and an article about the original photo

@awildmaxdisapp1 I think if your first instinct when confronted with popular media that you personally don’t like is to insinuate that fans of said media are pedophiles, then you should probably log off and try hanging out with some friends or go for a walk

I hope the trend of ASMR videos made by girls wearing sleeves that are too long and tapping every item in the video with acrylic nails ends soon. It makes me irrationally angry every time I see it

@KennyGesserit @inherentvibes I just saw them live for the first time on the day before Milton hit and they were amazing.

@inherentvibes @HotcatMustard

i love xiu xiu so much

@Claire_V0ltaire @agraybee It also makes just as much sense as a Ukrainian refugee in Ukraine, which is to say it makes perfect sense, right?

@agraybee A Palestinian refugee in Palestine makes as much sense as an American refugee in Boston.

I keep seeing "Sinwar was born in a refugee camp" without mentioning Gaza was under Egyptian control in 1962. They were refugees because Egypt wanted them that way.

The number of near misses I’ve witnessed from people who try to cross over 3 lanes of traffic on the interstate just to get off at one exit instead of taking the L and waiting for the next exit to turn around is ridiculous

There should be a part of the driving test where the instructor tells you about a turn or an exit you’re supposed to take at the last second and if you do something dangerous to try and make it you automatically fail