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@Tbone7219 Sorry for your loss ❤️

“I need to talk to you" is a sentence that can make you remember every bad thing you have done in your life in a fucking millisecond.

@kjataylor & wearing YOU beautifully

First a girl Then a Mother A Widow A Defacto A Girlfriend Now finally I’m ME

@kjataylor Classic

Keep your bacon Chicken skins where it’s at

@Odins_bane This is peculiar 🤷🏼‍♀️ almost a Tassie view minus the snow

@HotsXhots No, weird huh? Even more surprising this morning was the discovery that someone overnight has stolen all the clouds! Almost feels like WA.

@HotsXhots G’day from the U.K.

It's simple... Don't fuck her over.

I'll never forget the day I signed up for Twitter. I was drunk and thought I was applying for another credit card.

It’s strange how the coronavirus affects Indians and Pakistanis, Americans and Russians, Jews and gentiles, black and white. Like we are all the same...

So what’s the deal? On Monday everyone is going to use the three dot thing on the end of their tweets or something?

Pardon me while I go talk to my fucking 15 year old fucking son for fucking saying the fucking 'F' word to his fucking Internet friends.

If your bartender is not wearing a v-neck shirt they are not legit. Abort.

All I’m saying is you can’t have a new normal if you’ve never had an old normal.

Basically me mowing lawns is #downwarddog same pose

Telling someone you like wine is a lot classier than saying I like to get fucked up. So I get it.

be each other's secret you'll share with no one else, but will tell everyone

@vlowgoes No double dare? Forget the truth

I'm at my most stupid when trying to reclose a pizza box.

Get to know yourself before you give yourself.