Hopeful Dude

I’d like to go with a laugh.

I’m deleting the account. Thanks for the memories, good luck and thanx for all the fish. I can be found on the blue sky place.

🧡❤️🧡

@hellymoo Muscle memory.

Me: How does my leg still hurt from when I fell off the ladder? It was weeks ago. Himself: Because you're old, darling. Unrelated: I have a body to dispose of.

I accidentally took a multivitamin for men and now I’m watching YouTube videos on how to make mower stripes in the lawn.

I’m one of those weird dorks that’s more excited about giving presents than receiving them ☺️☺️☺️

@kelly__le I look at the geology in movies. lol

@PensTheName Is it a fox?

I have a new fav!! 🐺

6yo: (raises hand during math lesson) Me: (anticipating a math question) Yes? 6: I found a snail in my backyard yesterday and I named it Gary.

@hellymoo You mean your dog?😝

I AM COLD, LOVES. I'VE HAD TO DEPLOY MY FURRY SOFA BLANKET.

Imagine if this fandom could understand this concept

@Bob_Janke Bob. Bob, is that you? After all this time!

if you know who this is it might be time to start looking for a retirement community

@thequeensheart Got mine free when I sent a coupon in. Still use it.

Yup

@katspaks It’s a cheese outside the United States.

@MomOnFire Yeah, that’s a gorgeous place. I threw a rock across the Rio Grand into Mexico. Lol.

Less than a year ago, I had a broken right foot, and a badly sprained left ankle, and could not walk. Today I completed a 12.5 mile hike at beautiful Big Bend National Park, and I feel so grateful right now. 🥹

@katspaks I have to make quark first.

@katspaks I’m making a German cheesecake next week.

All I’m saying is, if you ask someone how they are, care enough to wait for the answer.

@PensTheName They said something like that in a San Miguel beer commercial awhile back and I’ve lived by that more or less.