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@Damaan4u33 Get Elon to buy you an island to go live on

Well? What would you say to them?

@LucasSa56947288 He's carrying one in his diaper.

Why is Donald Trump standing like that?

@FaytuksNetwork @joni_askola Why would Ukraine need US companies for partnerships? Plenty of European companies that could join up.

A memo between the U.S. and Ukraine outlines terms of a new defense deal that would allow Ukraine to export military tech to the U.S. and manufacture drones through joint ventures with American companies - CBS

@aladetai @timfris @HalfwayPost Fuck is one of the greatest words

@timfris @HalfwayPost This is a public app and f word is not a good public phrase

BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”

@carpathea14803 @Megatron_ron America's 5th navy doesn't have the balls to stop Chinese ships that are doing as the Chinese President has ordered.

@Megatron_ron Dear China , you can't buy Iranian oil because of the American Navy's 5th fleet is in the way . lol Talk about cheap rhetoric ..😆😆😆

BREAKING: 🇨🇳🇺🇸🇮🇷 China has instructed five Chinese refineries to ignore US sanctions on buying Iranian oil — Reuters China’s Ministry of Commerce saying “the United States cannot recognize, implement, or comply with the sanctions,” The five refineries include Hengli Petrochemical and four teapot refineries that together represent significant Chinese refining capacity.

@Deadwood1888 @Megatron_ron @KimDotcom Do you not understand how much hatred there is in the world atm, for Americans. Removing your military from every country would most likely be met with great celebration.

@Megatron_ron @KimDotcom This guy wants to talk sh&^ about Trump and the United States, we should remove every single soldier and anything of value from every base in Germany.

BREAKING: 🇩🇪 Germany is rapidly heading towards a severe economic crisis Germany's unemployment rate reached 6.4%, the highest since the Covid-19 peak, which also was at 6.4%.

@Terez01839265 @Sarah9999999 It will end.......in another half of a book. Hahahaha

@Sarah9999999 This is a tough read because I get so pissed I have to put it down. What a pair of wankers. I'm halfway thru the book and hope it ends soon.

Just reading this, OMG I knew she was awful but I didn’t realise how awful.

@cathy812050 @ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan I think you have overlooked that each tax natural born US citizen and each immigrant citizen are private individuals. Trump took their tax dollars and invested it into his ballroom. So not really a lie, just almost.

@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan Is anyone really surprised, the left always knew we were paying for it. Everything Trump says is a lie.

"$400 million of taxpayer money": Lindsey Graham accidentally exposes the scam, after Trump insisted his ballroom is "privately funded," Graham described it as taxpayer funded. This should be a bigger story.

@Samdork91 @Reuters If you bet on enough horses, eventually, you will pick a loser

@Reuters Tesla was also valued on promises before the technology worked. Musk's entire financial model is selling the future before it exists 🎯

Elon Musk's SpaceX is gearing up to launch the biggest IPO in stock market history, which could value the business at $1.75 trillion. But as Elena Casas explains, when Reuters had a look at the filing documents, it turned out that valuation is riding on technology that hasn't been proven to work.

@Mourning_starz @RE_DailyMail And, queen flamingo, Americans are no longer welcome in the UK. Tell all your friends to "Stay Away from the UK"

BREAKING Now confirmed by Buckingham Palace: ‘Following discussions on both sides of the Atlantic through the day, and acting on advice of Government, we can confirm the State Visit by Their Majesties will proceed as planned.

@EdgeClift @SUNRUN_Aces @DamianLow3 One. But it was a war against itself, so not really possible to lose

@SUNRUN_Aces @DamianLow3 Please remind me how many wars US won alone????

Trump just got owned. Trump to Spain: “We’ll remove you from NATO and suspend all trade agreements.” President Sánchez: “Do whatever you want, just stay away from us.”

@Baker1788739 @IRanMediaco Reflecting those Jesus values, I see.

BREAKING: Tehran claims it has received intelligence information indicating that the United States and Israel are preparing for a surprise attack on Iran.

@TheJawnzz @lauren_vasiliou @OzPollies Yep, if you're voting in Adelaide, anyone that can't name their favourite political party in Pitjantjatjara shouldn't get a ballot paper .

@lauren_vasiliou @OzPollies The only excuse for not speaking the native language is if you’re a tourist. That’s it. 👍

Nope, if you can't read, write or speak English then you shouldn't be in Australia.

@Adriana81222 @joni_askola @ng874 Keep on imaging, cos the self serving US president isn't going to allow 1 cent more to be spent on homeless people, not when he can divert $$ to his family and wealthy friends.

@joni_askola @ng874 100 billion american tax dollar are in ukraine, imagine if they use the money for homeless people in america

Are homeless people in the US better off now that Trump adopted an ”America First” policy and stopped helping Ukraine? Asking for a friend

@CyberSolarX @OnTheHudsonNYC @MahyarTousi I think Trump should fly to Iran for peace talks, after all he started the war. And he could have a press conference there, to explain to MAGA how the war helped to keep inflation and gas prices down, these last couple of months

@MahyarTousi I hope to see Iran / 🇺🇸 talks in Washington in a few months. The aura of the room with Trump sitting with Pahlavi would be historic. Good luck to the Iranian ppl to make this a reality.

The talks in Pakistan are not between the United States and Iran. They are between the United States and the Islamic Republic. The Crown Prince is not part of the regime.

@Birny1971 @IRanMediaco Trump couldn't deliver a donut to the desk outside the oval office

@IRanMediaco You lying piece of shit. You kill protesters. 40,000. You assassinated an athlete for speaking out. You belong in hell, and Trump will deliver.

Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.

@Jeff418420 @Megatron_ron An orange turd certainly won't

@Megatron_ron They are still living a life of illusion. These are the idiots we have to deal with. I feel bad for the people of Iran. They deserve democracy if they want democracy. Do you think a democrat is going to win it for them?

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱Iran has submitted its response to Pakistan regarding the U.S. 45-day ceasefire proposal – IRNA Iran rejects a temporary ceasefire and demands the following: – A permanent end to the war on all theatres in the Middle East, including Lebanon and Gaza, with guarantees. – The dismantling of all U.S. bases in the Persian Gulf. – Implementation of a new transit protocol that recognizes Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz and allows Iran to collect tolls. – The lifting of economic sanctions on Iran. – Acknowledging Iran’s right to peaceful uranium enrichment per its inherent right under the NPT and the United Nations charter. – The paying of reparations for economic damages suffered during the war.

@RedStatemaven @OnTheHudsonNYC @TheIranWatcher And the US has agreed to help by bombing Iranian schools.

@TheIranWatcher We are in an era of demography decline and the Iranian regime so wantonly butchers its young adults.

🕊️ Two more protesters executed in Iran this morning. Shahin Vahedparast (30) and Mohammad Amin Biglari (19) were executed after trials marked by torture, forced confessions, rushed proceedings, no evidence shown, no access to independent lawyers, and no right to appeal. 🖤 Mohammad Amin Biglari (19) He was arrested in Tehran for protesting and sentenced to death under “moharebeh,” a charge used to silence dissent. He was executed after a rushed and deeply flawed trial. 🖤 Shahin Vahedparast (30) He was arrested in Tehran on January 8 and held in a Basij facility. He was a married man. He was tried in secret with no clear evidence and no independent lawyer, then sentenced to death. The Islamic Republic is using the cover of war to accelerate executions, even as reports show a surge in death sentences and fast-tracked trials targeting protesters. It continues to execute and kill the best of Iran, holding one of the highest execution rates per capita in the world.

@saw42283 @midascabal He wasn't working on a rescue mission, he was trying to understand what the adults were talking about.

Actually, the White House just confirmed he’s been in the Oval Office overseeing a massive rescue mission in Iran. He’s safe and sound! 🇺🇸 This rumor was debunked a few hours ago. He was just working 'behind the scenes' on that Colonel’s rescue mission. Check the latest @WhiteHouse post.

Trump has passed wtf???

@DorothyGrissom @StephenKing I had a 2nd look at what Stephen wrote and it turns out that he did actually write, just as you suggested.

@StephenKing You know the sad thing about artists is, including Stephen King, is that they are so good at what they do. But they are very bad at politics. If only they would just, in his case, shut up and write, we’d all be happy. (Not April Fools)

Trump will speak to the nation tonight to tell the American public he is resigning from the office of President. (April fool)