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@eatingthattreat @Howlingmutant0 Real niggas choose powder gangers

@Howlingmutant0 I remember maining NCR in new vegas because I was 9 and I thought they were simply the good guy police

I really like it when video games offer the player a choice in what path to take or what decision to make or whatever. Something so exhilarating for me the player to google what I should do

@Howlingmutant0 @DeanTTraining I just want to use his wife

@DeanTTraining This is the shit Ivan drago was using

I can’t wait til these MegaMass machines start popping up in more & more gyms ELITE pieces of equipment And the best part about them? All the Neanderthals that worship at the alter of the Barbell will inevitably HATE these machines

@Howlingmutant0 @TheCinesthetic Not the Chinese resin models that got you kicked of GW stores though

@TheCinesthetic When she finds out about your warhammer figurine collection

Sandra Bullock, 1995.

@mattforney Anyone have the old t Rex arm tulsi memes

During the 2020 election, I made a joke about Tulsi Gabbard being an obvious mudshark and everyone lost their shit. Somewhere in Vancouver, Washington, a man and his wife are returning from D.C. and scheduling STD tests.

@kenzietuff As long as we can all hate Sublime and Jelly Roll

The thing I block people the most over is actually music takes.

@CrispBtc @nut_history @Howlingmutant0 Father is vigilant

@nut_history very strange to have this in my timeline without a @Howlingmutant0 comment

Cal Ripken Jr. is getting ready to hit and gets mauled by Morganna, the kissing bandit. The 80’s were wild. That cop was a bit too happy to bring her in hallway.

@UpdatingOnRome @DiscussingFilm I saw her scene in Challengers with her brown nipples showing through her bra. Very Very disrespectful.

@DiscussingFilm Oh god she’s going to ruin the movie.

First look at Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya in ‘DUNE: PART 3’.

@UnityNewsNet @ThruTheHayes You can't make this stuff up

@UnityNewsNet JEWWW

The State of Virginia now mandates 42% of government contracts to “certified small SWaM businesses.” SWaM = “Small, Women-owned, and Minority-owned businesses.” HB61 bars white men from bidding on state contracts under $100,000. It was pushed by Governor Abigail Spanberger.

@StreetFightsHQ Them titties hang low

The low budget Sexyy Red has arrived… this is getting out of hand

@BigDickBarclay @pawcord Next Level

@pawcord Preparing for a mission to blow up an asteroid

genuinely what even are they doing

@BuffaloRon That's alot of work the arctic explorers would just feed the weakest dog to the others as time went on

This is something most people aren't aware of.. the difficulties and logistics of feeding a team of sled dogs. Sled Dog Nutrition: Fueling the 1,000-Mile Journey Iditarod sled dogs are elite athletes, burning through 10,000 to 15,000 calories daily—equivalent to what several human marathoners might consume—while hauling sleds across Alaska's frozen wilderness. Their diet is meticulously designed for high energy, focusing on fats and proteins rather than carbs (unlike human endurance athletes who carb-load).iditarod.com This keeps them lean, muscular, and ready for sub-zero temps and grueling runs. Mushers prioritize dogs with strong appetites, as maintaining intake is crucial year-round, but especially during the race. Core Components of the Diet, The foundation is a specialized, high-performance kibble (dry dog food) formulated for extreme activity, typically containing over 30% protein and fat—far too rich for a typical house pet. This is supplemented with raw or frozen meats and fish for about 50% of their intake, providing essential fats for insulation and energy. Food High-protein/fat dry food Base calories, easy to transport and mix; hydrates well in soups. Fish Salmon, other fatty fish Omega-3s for joint health and energy; often in chowders or as snacks. Meats & Fats Beef, tripe, liver, pork bellies, beaver, turkey skins. High-calorie boosts; sliced for trailside snacks or thawed in hot water for meals. Other Add-Ins Ground beef in soups, occasional steaks at finish Flavor to encourage eating; extra hydration and nutrients. Mushers prep "dog mush"—a slurry of thawed meats, fats, kibble, and hot water—for optimal digestion and warmth Feeding Schedule During the Race. Timing is an art, tailored to each dog's needs, weather, and run length. Dogs eat post-run to rest on full stomachs, aiding recovery. Morning/Pre-Run: Warm soup (e.g., water with ground beef or salmon chowder) for hydration. Kibble added in cold weather for extra calories. Clear water offered before and after. During Runs: Snacks every 2-3 hours—butter-stick-sized slices of meat or fish—to maintain energy without stopping long. Camp/Checkpoints: Hearty meal shortly after stopping: Meat/fat/kibble mix thawed in hot water from a mandatory cooker (must boil 3 gallons). This might include pre-sent drop bags with portioned food for 1-2 feedings per checkpoint. Post-Run/Recovery: More snacks and water; at the finish, treats like steaks. Logistics and Prep Food is a massive operation. Mushers ship 10-40 lb blocks of frozen meat/fish to kennels, cut them with band saws, and bag portions for Iditarod flights to checkpoints (along with straw and human food).iditarod.com Off-road teams face extra challenges. Specialty Alaskan stores supply mushing-grade kibble and meats. This regimen keeps dogs performing at peak, but it's not one-size-fits-all—attentive mushers adjust for individual appetites and conditions.

@BigDickBarclay @naiivememe I've been to houses similar to this but less overkill. They are completely covered in bird shit. I've seen black asphalt driveways nearly white from shit alone. You create your own mini bird shit ecosystem. 0/10 would not live there.

@naiivememe Imagine the absolute state of this guy‘s condenser

The older I get, the more I understand this man

@Czar_Of_Silly @AlfredAlfer77 I'm built like a tuna can I just mash the outside until she tells me to stop

@AlfredAlfer77 4 inches is average actually

It's funny that less than a year ago this was probably the edgiest thing you could get away with saying to Mark Levin on X and now in 2026 we have Megyn Kelly saying this verbatim to him every single day while also making fun of his micropenis.

@Howlingmutant0 @EFCevie Damn AI cant even include a toilet handle

@EFCevie He’s fine as hell though

very rarely am i left genuinely speechless from a dm i receive but this one’s done it. what the actual fuck is going wrong in your life that makes you ai generate a picture of you with a random twitter girl and then dm it to her?

@BigDickBarclay @smeepzi Yeah for real is she just one of them OF girls flicking her bean on vids or is Daquan smashing?

@smeepzi Do I have to share the car with 20,000 other guys?

@FBGreatMoments If they didn't cook for them the blue gums would be eating McDonald's before games

When the Patriots shared behind-the-scenes footage of the game-day food spread.

@ofreacharound No that's Jiggaboo Jackson

Reminder this is the only photograph of Charley Patton, father of delta blues Biographer John Fahey described Patton as having "light skin and Caucasian features."

@joeybeastmarket @RealDianeYap

@RealDianeYap Me and my friends would climb a tree next to my house to spy on my neighbor when she’d change. A fall would be certain death. We were 8 years old. You are unfamiliar with this basic reality of male behavior because you are unattractive

He was age 4-6 when he thought this. Men are more perverted than you can possibly imagine. Born that way.

@9mmsmg This was the "piss air" guy lol

There is no legitimate reason we shouldn't bring back asylums.