HowlingTowelBoy

Help me find my friends!

How it feels seeing @HowlingFrasier & @HowlingNorm0 interacting

EVERY HOWLER IS FUNNY EXCEPT FOR THOSE ONES

@MichaelSykesJr *nods confidently in agreement* Yes yes his Remote Qontrol yes

My bad guys I gotta reboot Serf RQ

"Forgive me, Mother... For what purpose... did I..." "Oh, lightless creature... embrace thine oblivion, as shall I... Mother... A curse upon thee."

With a dick that big he just needed to loose a couple lbs & he’d be rolling in more period blood than his own trash gash could produce in a lifetime

Recreating arranged marriages through first principles

I actually thought this was how it worked until a few years ago

@TheDefiantGhost If you believe this is a quality way to check if someone is lying then I have a bridge to sell you

Ex-CIA Officer Andrew Bustamante exposes Armie Hammer’s answer to the question: “Have you ever eaten any human flesh?” Piers asks the direct question. Hammer says “No.” Then comes the feeling question: “What do you feel about the public thinking you’re a cannibal?” Hammer’s response? Completely flat. Zero emotion in his face, tone, or body language. No reaction whatsoever. Bustamante: “That is hugely indicative of a lie, a fabrication, something that is not truly how you feel.” I recommend watching Bustamante's breakdown. It’s worth watching.

@1BrownEyedGirI @bizlet7 You post porn tho

@bizlet7 This is untrue. These men are out there. There are men receptive to these standards and who already meet these standards. I ultimately would rather be alone than be with someone who watches porn.

Women that want single men who don’t watch porn is the equivalent of guys who demand 0 body count women after 22. You people are basically going to be single forever or more likely just get conned.

@mismariala10 @TheRoyalMutant0 likes dirty brown whores

any obscure young howlers i can munipulate

I’m 1K @themurderwave

I was a test subjects in this. They put me in a room with a foid. They wanted me to hold a meaningful conversation with her. Anytime we disagreed they added another foid to the room. Basically endless nagging until total concession. But it failed. The foids turned on each other.

@Czar_Of_Silly This is true because it was always the nigga on shortstop who had his ass sticking wayyy out for no reason

Filled out my starting lineup for tonight’s game

Thank you Twitter. Thank you Japan. I understand what must be done. Heil Hitler.

HELP ME FIND MY FRIENDS! POSTING THE HEX CODE OF MY ASSHOLE WHEN I REACH 1K AGAIN!!

@nikitabier I was hacked & my account was deleted. I am a paying customer. I need help recovering my account @howlingtowelboy I made 1.5 million impressions w less than 1k followers. I’m a small accounts PAYING to create high quality content for the love of the game. Help!

I love you Howlers thank you

Indians are white. I ate curry once & my piss was orange & stank. I was bloated & gassy from both ends. Now imagine that meal every day. For years. For generations. Complied with indigenous admixture, no empathy & demon worship. None are immune to curses. Indians are white.