Evan Kaiser

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@RobHoopRunning @ethanjhermann Haha I only kid… Happy smashing miles brethrens

@ethanjhermann @Howthekaiserolz Evan he might have your number here dawg idk

Runners, go to google and search “Graham Blanks”

@ethanjhermann @RobHoopRunning

@RobHoopRunning he was in a track 5k against pros as a freshman and almost won and i said WHO is this Harvard youngin they got in here? from that day on i knew he was special

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THE Ohio State University. Thank you God!!

@R_Bar32 Vitale drastically -- Vitale drastically overestimates the impact recency bias in a teams mid season ranking compared preseason top 10 talent' You got that from Reece Davis '2023 hoops preview, page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were u gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us?

@Howthekaiserolz As a matter of fact I won’t, because the week six AP pool drastically overestimates the impact recency bias in a teams mid season ranking

*Some dude tells you Alabama is gonna win the national championship Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished readin' some advanced analytics manifesto -- Kenpom probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'til next round when…

about, you know, the analytical edge gained by betting on teams ranked in the top 12 of the week 6 AP poll. #MADNESSBABYYY

you get to Jay Bilas, and then you're gonna be talkin' about how 100% of the national champions have reached the semifinals of their conference tournaments dating back to 1993. That's gonna last until next year -- you're gonna be in here regurgitating Seth Greenberg, talkin'…

Craziness in mile 18! Daniel Do Nascimento, with a two-minute lead in the NYC Marathon, ducks into a portapotty. He spent 18 seconds in there, according to ESPN's John Anderson. When you've gotta go, you've gotta go. letsrun.com/events/2022/11…

Laura 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 at the Outdoor Championships! Two silver medals in the 1500m and 800m runs! #GoOwls🦉

@qdoba @DelTaco @Moes_HQ I’m currently a free agent until otherwise noted (@ChipotleTweets) 👀 , whats your best offers

@ChipotleTweets can we get my man @Howthekaiserolz a new burrito for being a good samaritan?

Modern Seinfeld: the Uber driver

WILL HOWARD CAN FLY ✈️✈️ @whoward_ takes it 71-yards to the 🏠 for @KStateFB

So incredibly proud of these two best friends, teammates and amazing young men! Two of Pennsylvania’s finest to ever run and so fitting to be named co-athletes of the year by @DLNSports papreplive.com/2021/07/12/dln… . . . @DWHSAthletics @DASD_Supt @dasd_dhsw @WhippetsXC

Donate what you can ❤️💙❤️💙 gofund.me/5f7d48d1

Eric Albright of Garnet Valley runs 1:52.69 to win the 800m at John Hay! That’s a PR and PA#2! Schuylkill Valley’s Luke Seymour is second overall in 1:52.75 (PA#3) from a different heat!

Rewriting the record books takes a lot of heart and great teammates. Congratulations to new School Record Holder for 1600m Aiden Barnhill (4:09.29) and his teammates Declan Rymer (4:10.59) Holden Betz (4:19.28) and Henry Debuque (4:26.82) @DASD_Athletics @PennTrackXC

Sean K that dude‼️ God cannot save you #poormalvern #Helovesusforfree

Jim Walmsley just narrowly missed the 100K world record of 6:09:14 with his 6:09:25 (unofficially) at @HOKAONEONE’s Project Carbon X2 event. Sets a new American record with the second-fastest time ever. 11 seconds though! The last 5K looked absolutely grueling. Such a tough run.