Ryan Litzke

@JamieLiotta @jacobinfante24 Can’t take football opinions from somebody who has “WE ARE” in their bio seriously

@jacobinfante24 You don’t take a player top 10 to be a “complement” lol

The #Bears take Michigan TE Colston Loveland. Some might be surprised they take Loveland over Tyler Warren. But he’s a much better complement to Cole Kmet. This is Ben Johnson’s version of Sam LaPorta.

Grandma stays in the cage until Marsh gets a hit

@gmaurer_13 It’s David Attenborough. Learn the name

@Philliesfreak Starting to see your vision…

this is fantastic news EXCEPT THERE ARE NO DAIRY QUEENS IN THIS CITY

You want smitty smitty?

An iOS feature that changes the font size in a screenshot back to normal so you don’t have to face public humiliation

Cole Hamels intentionally drills rookie Bryce Harper (2012).

Best front door in the city? I’ll go first

@JonPgh Will benson

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@JoePompliano @JOEL9ONE tough day for the anti-dome crowd

The Chicago Bears have changed course and now say they will invest $2 billion of private money to build a lakefront stadium in Chicago — rather than going to the suburbs. The stadium would be publicly owned and include a dome.

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i just feel like if they said the birds home opener thursday is being postponed until danelo cavalcante was caught he’d be in custody before the birds game today ends

@Howthekaiserolz Did you just subtweet me with a March madness rendition of the most famous scene in good will hunting? Not cool, bro

*Some dude tells you Alabama is gonna win the national championship Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished readin' some advanced analytics manifesto -- Kenpom probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'til next round when…

The only thing preventing me from becoming a master level chef is my inability to wield a can opener

It’s game day. WAKE THE FUCK UP. GO BIRDS

Nothing good in the paper today

“I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING” Go Birds